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Cyprien – Le mariage homosexuel

February 17, 2020


A few days ago, I was invited to my cousin’s wedding and her wife. It’s funny because when I talked about it with my friends, they all told me the same thing Next week, I have to go to a wedding… Oh that’s boring an homosexual one. Ohh That’s awesome! So, I had to tell them It’s whatever, it’s just a normal wedding in 2013. The legal union of two people who love each other, that’s it. But I admit, for real, it’s pretty awesome. And before the marriage, I wondered, What are they going to wear exactly? A dress? A suit? Well, I didn’t really know anything about it. And when I asked my cousin, she told me: You’ll see at the wedding. And on the wedding’s day, each of them had their own dress. A white dress and a black one. So when I saw them, I told them: Ahhh, white, black, the yin, the yang, complementarity, union. Not bad. No, it’s just that I like white.
And I like black. It’s a little yin-yang anyways. No, it’s a matter of preference. Ok, ok. It’s yin-yang. And actually the one thing I could not wait for, during this wedding, was when the mayor should say: I declare you husband and wife. What was he going to say then? I declare you wife and wife? So I was waiting for that, for what he was going to say. And on behalf of the law, oh yes I declare you… go ahead, say it say it, say it, say it, say it, say it …united by the bonds of marriage. What? No! We felt that this wedding changed the mayor’s daily life He even tried to make a little joke Anyways, I’m very happy for this marriage Since I will be able to kiss (French greeting) two married women, instead of just one. Jean Louis Menier has always dreamed of being a comedian and make large crowds of people laugh in grand Parisian venues under family pressure, he stayed in his town where he ended up as the mayor sometimes he reconsiders his chilhood dream, what plunges him in a deep depression Oh, I forgot a small detail My grandmother disappeared right before the wedding.
(She did not pass away,
she was lost.) Just before the wedding, she disappeared. Neverless, it was in a very small town Very tiny, impossible to lose anyone So, what were we supposed to do ? Should we cancel the wedding, to find the grandmother? Or should we carry on the wedding anyways without the grandmother? That’s what we finally did, so I spent the entire ceremony like this: Ah it’s lovely to see my cousin so radiant. Perhaps that I don’t have a grandmother anymore ! We found my grandmother just after the wedding She was in fact in the opposite marriage, in a church, which was occurring at the same time I have no idea how she ended up at the wrong wedding. It would mean that she spent 30 minutes, in the wrong wedding No problem ! Ah, my granddaughter has finally chose a man and she has changed her face.. and all of my family has disappeared… Wait…. aaaahh Alzheimer ! After that, there was a party in a ballroom, with pretty much everyone even the mayor, because it was a tiny village and we had to do something, that I hate : write something in the guestbook. I still tried to play it cool, but I still wrote shit ! Long live the newleyweds ! Shit ! I forgot an extra “E” (for females, you have to add an extra ‘E’ at the end of certain adjectives in French) What are you writing, cousin? Oh nothing Oh come on, let me see No no no no, It’s not finished yet I’m finishing So I signed the guestbook with a weird handwriting, to make people think I wrote like this all the time. You see, I have this handwriting that’s kind of weird.. it’s pretty funny… Apart from that, it was a great wedding It was touching and at the same time it was fun Everyone was nice Even the mayor Ha I have to go, I leave you… “well” (In french it makes a pun. “Laisse” & “bien” make the word “lesbiennes” which is “Lesbians” in English) Ah I just have a last word for you, internet people To thank you, simply, For a few weeks, my youtube channel has reached the head of the french rankings and I’m very honored to be the first French Youtuber! It’s all thanks to you and just by doing these little clicks, you’ve allowed this to happen So to thank you all, I will be making many other videos Bye!

100 Comments

  • Reply isma 300 December 30, 2019 at 10:37 pm

    qui peut liker mon com

  • Reply Matthieu tuiopk Massouiller December 31, 2019 at 4:38 pm

    Lesdiebe

  • Reply Mailine Blanc December 31, 2019 at 5:21 pm

    Mariés, faut pas 2 r mais 1

  • Reply Ares OnWeed December 31, 2019 at 10:06 pm

    Au nom de la loi je vous déclare uni par les liens du mariages

  • Reply la guilde des cookies January 1, 2020 at 3:22 am

    Ah moi je suis la en 2020 😂

  • Reply Lea Coroller January 1, 2020 at 11:47 pm

    Re continue tes vidéos stp 👌👍

  • Reply TangoTM January 2, 2020 at 12:01 am

    Jean-Louis Meunier est maintenant Cadreur monteur pour la chaîne 654.

  • Reply Célia Hautier January 2, 2020 at 8:41 pm

    En 2013 😭😭😭😭 on est en 2020

  • Reply Emma Pagot January 2, 2020 at 11:32 pm

    Qui regarde cette vidéo en 2020😆

  • Reply Timote Morin January 3, 2020 at 9:15 am

    Bas non c squeezie le premier youtuber fr

  • Reply Djamel Dragon January 3, 2020 at 12:22 pm

    Arrêter avec qui regarde en 2019 2020 pff et moi si je le regarde en 3468 et je vais pas dire ce que regarde en 3468 liker on n'a pas besoins de le savoir lui CYPRIEN lui il veux des commentaire part à port à sa vidéo (bah je pense)donc arrêté on s'en fou😪

  • Reply Ma chaîne January 3, 2020 at 3:30 pm

    Mdr😂

  • Reply Elliot Lentz January 3, 2020 at 3:31 pm

    Si le style évoque la mode et que être homosexuel est stylé, les gens seront tous homo et il n'y aura plus de progéniture

  • Reply Elliot Lentz January 3, 2020 at 3:31 pm

    Jean Michel Chiiiiaaaaanananat

  • Reply Super Sonic January 4, 2020 at 2:15 am

    Message a l'auteur des sous titres français ont dit yin et non ying

  • Reply Eleona lao January 4, 2020 at 12:34 pm

    Pourre les filles qui s'aiment c'est lesbienne et poure les filles qui aime les 2 c'est bi

  • Reply yayamanga January 4, 2020 at 5:37 pm

    A 19 s on voi sin reflais et sais trop drile😂😂😂

  • Reply ShadowVlog's January 4, 2020 at 8:18 pm

    Roumain : Ce mai faci Ciprian? Nu vorbești romana?
    Français : Tu fais quois Cyprien? Tu parle pas roumain?

  • Reply loup et renard Galaxy January 4, 2020 at 8:42 pm

    il dever etre trop belle je voudrais etre la

  • Reply Angelina D'hondt January 4, 2020 at 10:15 pm

    Lol et alors moi je suis lesbienne

  • Reply Capucine la fille January 5, 2020 at 3:57 am

    Moi je vais donner un vrai avis sur la vidéo, je l'ai trouvé très intéressante et je pence qu'elle pourrait fais changer les mentalités de 💩 des homophobe
    En tout cas super la vidéo Cyprien 👍

  • Reply K K January 5, 2020 at 5:37 pm

    C'est trop stylé , tes pote c'est que des fils a papa gauchiste pro migrant et pro lgbt (enfin devant les camera pour le paraître)

  • Reply Maurizio Gagliardi January 6, 2020 at 6:36 pm

    Je vous laisse bienne

  • Reply Sandra Valldubi January 6, 2020 at 8:20 pm

    0:59 Woah mais le rouge à lèvres ça te va trop bien 😂

  • Reply IG Yanis January 6, 2020 at 10:16 pm

    T

  • Reply Rémi BEAUJEAN January 7, 2020 at 10:23 am

    Moi je suis homophobe et fier de l'être ! ! L'homosexualité devrait être punie par la loi.

  • Reply Nitron Next 18 January 7, 2020 at 5:14 pm

    4:00 nn plus maintenant 🤣🤣

  • Reply Jennie Lisa January 7, 2020 at 7:01 pm

    Et ben non mon pauvre c Squeezie maintenant R.I.P Cyprien 😂😂😂

  • Reply Leandership76 January 7, 2020 at 7:30 pm

    depuis 1 ans j'aie l'homophobie

  • Reply Peugeot 309 January 8, 2020 at 8:34 pm

    1:45 me tue xd

  • Reply sylvana POUILLE January 9, 2020 at 7:07 pm

    Allor séter bien

  • Reply tk il mange du porc January 10, 2020 at 7:56 pm

    Pk le maire était à votre mariage et pas à celui de l'autre ???? 🤔🤔

  • Reply Le Pigeon Voyageur January 10, 2020 at 9:24 pm

    2020????

  • Reply Nono Bernard January 10, 2020 at 11:03 pm

    A an 2013😅😅😅qui est en 2020

  • Reply Justine ́s world January 11, 2020 at 6:44 am

    Le mariage homosexuel ça devrait être autant accepté que le mariage hétérosexuel

  • Reply Guillaume Grignard January 11, 2020 at 4:47 pm

    J’avoue : un mariage homosexuel, on peut pas faire plus stylé que ça ! 😉

  • Reply Diamant Bitar January 11, 2020 at 8:02 pm

    Ce n est pas un mariage normal

  • Reply Nininou January 11, 2020 at 9:03 pm

    2020 ? ->

  • Reply ERZA muqoli fan d'erza January 11, 2020 at 9:16 pm

    Qui es la en 2020? ( moi ✌)

  • Reply Jojo DJ January 12, 2020 at 3:06 am

    Alors… Qu'est-ce que je fous là ? 😂😂🤔

  • Reply I•T•S•U•K•I S_T_U_D_I_O January 12, 2020 at 6:25 am

    Il dit je vous déclarent femme et femme

  • Reply Kent1 19 January 12, 2020 at 7:24 pm

    0:19
    En 2013 aïe aïe aï sa date déjà de 7ans alors que j'ai vus la notif pour cette vidéo..

  • Reply Yudo Fait Des Vidéos January 13, 2020 at 4:57 pm

    "Aaah l'Alzheimer" 😂

  • Reply Xiao Xiao January 13, 2020 at 7:29 pm

    Vidéo de : 2013.
    Ma qualité de vidéo : -2avJ-C.

  • Reply Andréa LOPVET January 14, 2020 at 9:06 pm

    Salut les gens qui regarde en 2020?😂

  • Reply Ray Defesse January 14, 2020 at 11:38 pm

    Déjà plus de 6 ans que la vidéo est sortie ça passe tellement vite 😲

  • Reply synion MCPE January 15, 2020 at 11:42 am

    Qui regard sa en 2020

  • Reply yann claudel January 15, 2020 at 12:24 pm

    Cyprien : Mais naaaan, c'est un mariage normal, en 2013
    Moi : ರ_ರ

  • Reply D Marie January 15, 2020 at 4:39 pm

    0:57 la référence !!!!!!

    Les vrai savent

  • Reply Loy 191 January 16, 2020 at 8:56 am

    2020 ?🤪😂

  • Reply ADX-BS X January 16, 2020 at 3:25 pm

    Je vous laisse-Bienne

  • Reply KekePlatypus January 17, 2020 at 4:32 pm

    Wawe comment ces trop bien les recommandations !

  • Reply Antoine Haguet January 18, 2020 at 10:25 am

    21 sec EN 2013

  • Reply Cholé Sommier January 18, 2020 at 2:12 pm

    “ha je dois y aller je vous laisse… bien”
    👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • Reply Le BG45 Bosse January 20, 2020 at 6:16 pm

    Qui regarde Cyprien en 2020

  • Reply Enora Nys-daymard January 20, 2020 at 6:21 pm

    2:22 je suis morte c trop drole

  • Reply Mahlia Belik January 21, 2020 at 4:17 pm

    Qui 2k20

  • Reply KpopInFrance January 22, 2020 at 12:17 pm

    Purée je suis vieille! Déjà 2020!

  • Reply Biloute Army Biloute Army January 22, 2020 at 2:55 pm

    C'est vrai ? Enfin j dis pas ça parce que c'est de femme hein je veux juste savoir

  • Reply Tyler Durden January 22, 2020 at 5:43 pm

    Sa dégoute wai

  • Reply Pao Delpech January 23, 2020 at 2:44 pm

    Moi je suis g'maie

  • Reply Sara Dias January 23, 2020 at 4:42 pm

    3:34
    Je re regarde tes vidéos 😂😂😂
    Je me souvenais plus de ça XD

  • Reply Stéphanie Bonvin January 23, 2020 at 4:58 pm

    La tete que cyprien fait quand il dit: en faite c tros styles!!!!😂🤣😎

  • Reply Quentin m January 23, 2020 at 5:30 pm

    Ah

  • Reply Mina Louve January 23, 2020 at 7:24 pm

    Je regarde cette vidéo nous sommes actuellement en 2020

  • Reply Paul-Alexandre MAZZOLENI January 23, 2020 at 10:45 pm

    2013 ça fais bizzare maintenant qu'on est en 2020

  • Reply Antoine_Nc January 23, 2020 at 11:59 pm

    On s'en fout mais d'une puissance si vous êtes là en 2020

  • Reply Lardon Gang January 24, 2020 at 8:06 pm

    cette vidéo en 2020 sa passe pas avec une certaine communauté ^^

  • Reply Thanos Car January 25, 2020 at 1:19 am

    🏳️‍🌈👍🏳️‍🌈👍🏳️‍🌈👍🏳️‍🌈👍🏳️‍🌈

  • Reply musicalove January 25, 2020 at 11:37 am

    2:22
    Ça m'a tué

  • Reply Pauline LEBEE January 25, 2020 at 1:31 pm

    MDRRRR

  • Reply Alex Gondra January 25, 2020 at 3:06 pm

    Je viens de capter pour "Vive les mariées", dans tous les cas, c'était mal barré parce qu'il n'y a pas deux "r"!

  • Reply Salah eddine Hassani January 25, 2020 at 10:30 pm

    Ça fait 7 ans maintenant qu'elles sont mariées
    Elles divorcent quand ?

  • Reply naruto forever January 26, 2020 at 6:28 pm

    Befbz

  • Reply Berdeil sylvie January 26, 2020 at 7:46 pm

    1:43 mon oncle s'appele jean louis monier !😂😂

  • Reply Fabienne R January 26, 2020 at 7:53 pm

    Lire si tu regarde la vidéo si tu le regarde en 2020

  • Reply MASTER ZYLOX January 26, 2020 at 11:49 pm

    Quand YouTube nous remet cela 7 ans après. Sahh quel plaisir😂😂

  • Reply THE WORST PLAYER IN THE WORLD January 27, 2020 at 2:54 pm

    Bonne année 2020

  • Reply [JKG] DarKRideR300 January 27, 2020 at 2:56 pm

    1:24

  • Reply Charles Anthonioz January 27, 2020 at 9:35 pm

    R

  • Reply Daniel Rasoloarivony January 29, 2020 at 7:47 am

    Comment il est fier en disant en 2013 😂😂

  • Reply Shigaraman _ January 29, 2020 at 7:38 pm

    On est en 2020 et ça doit être la 20eme fois que je regarde cette vidéo elle est tjr aussi drôle mdr et rip la grand-mere de Cyprien qui c'est perdue 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • Reply Yung-Chu Park January 29, 2020 at 8:04 pm

    Oh chouette Cyprien a fait une vidéo sur l'homosexualité !

    *voit le 2013 *

    Ooooffff awouais…

    MAIS YOUTUBE T'AS FOUTU QUOI AVEC MES NOTIF ET LES RECOMMENDATIONS 😂

  • Reply Butter_ shield January 30, 2020 at 3:24 pm

    C'est fou, je viens de capter que ce mariage a eu lieu la même année que pour le mariage pour tous.

    Comment ça j'ai une vie d'merde ?

  • Reply Marthe M January 30, 2020 at 10:04 pm

    Je vous laisse bienne quand j'etait petite j'avais pas compris mais la je vien de comprendre excellent

  • Reply Malinefedo StellaExpert1 January 30, 2020 at 10:56 pm

    Et puis y'a moi qui viens en 2020…😂😂

  • Reply *Le ruby De gacha* January 31, 2020 at 7:02 pm

    Oh mon dieu MDR

  • Reply 연조Yon_Cho January 31, 2020 at 7:52 pm

    VIVE LES LGBT+
    moi chui lesbienne ⚢ ❤️🥀

  • Reply _G_rand _P_ère _T_ortue January 31, 2020 at 9:01 pm

    Qui se retape toutes les videos de Cyprien et Norman ?😂💙

  • Reply Lola L January 31, 2020 at 9:19 pm

    « En 2013 » wow, je me prend un coup de vieux alors que je suis grave jeune ça n’a aucun sens 😭😂

  • Reply Calie Henonin February 1, 2020 at 11:04 pm

    😂❤

  • Reply [GD] OrangeGod February 2, 2020 at 1:21 am

    hehehe…

  • Reply petit robo _ February 5, 2020 at 10:09 am

    qui et la en 2020 ?

  • Reply Daniel Pouira February 9, 2020 at 8:20 am

    On me recommande sa 7ans plus tard 😑

  • Reply Rizvan Gaming February 9, 2020 at 11:28 am

    On meu recomande sette en plu tar

  • Reply licorne cornichon February 10, 2020 at 7:23 pm

    il avait seulement 3 millions dans cette vidéo!!!ahhhhh… Cyprien du passé si tu savais que… tu t'es fais DÉPASSER PAR SQUEEZIE.

  • Reply Doux Kako February 14, 2020 at 3:53 am

    Flicitation ca passe

  • Reply Harou Sebastien February 15, 2020 at 10:13 pm

    💦

  • Reply Lina GASC February 17, 2020 at 2:18 pm

    MDR

  • Reply •Bad Sasa's Gacha's• February 17, 2020 at 9:40 pm

    Il a anéantie ma fierté d'homosexuelle xD

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