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FIFA 17 RATINGS – FOOTBALLERS REACT! (Zlatan, CR7, Messi, Muller, Rooney, Luiz, Akinfenwa parody)

November 5, 2019


Footballers react to their FIFARCE 17 ratings… BA Sports – It’s In The Game. Not On The Plane. Fool. DOWNGRADE! HAHA! Ah, god it feels good to be number 1 AND to have won an international trophy. THAT WAS QUICK EXIT FOR SOMEONE WITH ONLY 89 PACE! Haha! Yes. Zlatan is officially the best goddamn player in the Premier League. Although Zlatan’s numbers should be higher. They should all start with a 9. Andend with a 9. CUT! CUT! What? Who did this? I’m so funny, yah! Ahh… Although not quite as funny as your transfer fee. HAHAHAHA! What do we want? MORE MONEY! When do we want it? NOW! CUT!! I’m the strongest player in the wo— Sorry, you can’t be selected in this video until your agent apologises. Ah, I don’t believe it. Hey, Muller! What about a rating for my silly hair-cut? It’s so nice! That says you’re a defender … Careful BA Sports, you might get sued for misleading advertising. Ahaha. Best striker on the game! I’m A GENIUS! What does CAM mean? Central ATTACKING midfielder. Can you change it to Central Defensive Midfielder? C…erm…D M? Most Man Utd fans would prefer it if you changed it to R-E-T. I’m not a retard! Ahaha…I meant retired….hahaha…. …ah you retard. I meant retired! What the hell? I’m not in the top 10 free-kick takers? Or top 10 dribblers? Or top 10 physique-ality? But I’ve got a great physique! Time for a pack-opening … Make sure that totally awesome celebration is in your sh*tty little game. Women footballers react to their FIFA ratings… CUT! That’s a wrap! Subtitles by the Amara.org community

70 Comments

  • Reply Birgit Elsner May 30, 2019 at 12:11 pm

    Müller its so funny

  • Reply Kunwar Jastej June 4, 2019 at 2:18 pm

    Ronaldo was 92 in Fifa 17

  • Reply Bitz 234 June 4, 2019 at 4:04 pm

    Joe hart is 84 div 81han 75kic 87ref 59spd and 82pos

  • Reply Vincent Verniere June 6, 2019 at 6:03 pm

    Suarez is NOT THE BEST its lord bentder

  • Reply Marchy Girl June 9, 2019 at 2:17 pm

    im UK

  • Reply Berni ! June 17, 2019 at 7:42 pm

    1:21 ups!

  • Reply Anton Leung June 24, 2019 at 1:50 pm

    1:40 Luiz: But I beat you on penalties back in 2012 Champions League Final at your home.I score a penalty while you were sub-off by Van Buyten.

  • Reply ferfender007 June 24, 2019 at 3:25 pm

    Why lord benther is homad
    e?

  • Reply anil kc June 25, 2019 at 5:35 pm

    is green alien the hulk?

  • Reply Amira Elkasrawy June 29, 2019 at 9:15 am

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 1:00

  • Reply Rama Sani July 8, 2019 at 12:15 pm

    wait it l have seen you upto july 2019 means fifa 19 is copy of fifa 17 or fifa 17 is copy of fifa19

  • Reply SuperAngga Content July 8, 2019 at 3:05 pm

    0:37 downloading PES wtf who is he ?

  • Reply edimilson lennon July 9, 2019 at 9:46 am

    Finally, a joke from Muller that is funny

  • Reply Valerio Angeleri July 9, 2019 at 10:49 am

    Muller is autistic

  • Reply DREAM SKY GAMES July 10, 2019 at 6:54 am

    2018 ronaldo go to juventus

  • Reply HosT July 11, 2019 at 4:38 pm

    Why o-beast’a card is gold 😀

  • Reply Gaurav Shukla July 14, 2019 at 5:11 am

    "that was a quick exit for someone with 89 pace" died laughing

  • Reply Görkem Ak July 20, 2019 at 6:54 am

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  • Reply Marie Wyatt July 21, 2019 at 9:42 am

    If zlatan had all start with 9 and end in 9 he would have a 99 rating

  • Reply bahtiyar oyunda July 22, 2019 at 1:15 pm

    Fa k yo u

  • Reply MaskavasBobs July 23, 2019 at 12:43 pm

    Im love pineaple

  • Reply Nico July 24, 2019 at 9:21 am

    Müller Is 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Reply Claire Smith July 24, 2019 at 10:14 am

    Broken hart’s rating was 84…

  • Reply Skill Angal July 24, 2019 at 11:45 am

    Ronaldo I'm a fan

  • Reply Mohammed Azar July 25, 2019 at 7:15 pm

    David luiz dribbling 71 is for 7-1

  • Reply Lothar De Macht July 26, 2019 at 7:55 pm

    I AM A GENIUUUUUUS HAHAHA

    This Killed me😂😂

  • Reply meshal alnaqbi July 27, 2019 at 6:18 pm

    Toozky f you

  • Reply Ana paula rbeiro martins Maia July 27, 2019 at 10:49 pm

    448 ovr for messi

  • Reply Ana paula rbeiro martins Maia July 27, 2019 at 10:51 pm

    445 for zlatan

  • Reply Ana paula rbeiro martins Maia July 27, 2019 at 10:53 pm

    486 for pogba

  • Reply Ana paula rbeiro martins Maia July 27, 2019 at 10:55 pm

    330 for the-o b-e-a-s-t

  • Reply Ana paula rbeiro martins Maia July 27, 2019 at 10:58 pm

    468 for yaya

  • Reply Ana paula rbeiro martins Maia July 27, 2019 at 11:00 pm

    442 for luis

  • Reply Ana paula rbeiro martins Maia July 27, 2019 at 11:02 pm

    459 for suarez

  • Reply Ana paula rbeiro martins Maia July 27, 2019 at 11:03 pm

    594 for lord

    The best player in the world

  • Reply Ana paula rbeiro martins Maia July 27, 2019 at 11:05 pm

    454 for Rooney

  • Reply Lothar De Macht July 28, 2019 at 1:59 pm

    David Luiz:Hey Muller

    Muller:Rises From The ground

  • Reply Bitch Memes July 29, 2019 at 12:25 pm

    Who's b saw this In there recommend section

  • Reply Pedro Henrique Oliveira Santoa July 29, 2019 at 10:03 pm

    I Want Ronaldo 99

  • Reply Ana paula rbeiro martins Maia July 30, 2019 at 1:35 pm

    RET

  • Reply Michael Matarugic August 1, 2019 at 2:55 am

    Ronaldo

  • Reply Michael Matarugic August 1, 2019 at 2:56 am

    Me his a fucking idiet

  • Reply Craig Moore August 2, 2019 at 7:27 am

    Did any one see Suarez card was broken 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😿😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

  • Reply Craig Moore August 2, 2019 at 7:29 am

    2 seconds did anyone see Suarez card was broken 🤣😂☺️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂🤣

  • Reply CakeDie Tyno August 8, 2019 at 1:18 pm

    Idiots !

  • Reply Jonny Galbraith August 9, 2019 at 8:51 am

    Ha ha!. People buy Logan strength 0. Silly dancing 1000000000000. Ahhhhhhhahahahahahhahaha

  • Reply فلسطيني NN August 12, 2019 at 6:56 pm

    Where misse fack you

  • Reply Gamerboi101 August 13, 2019 at 10:24 am

    Joe hart plays for bottle

  • Reply S. A. August 19, 2019 at 3:02 pm

    Ж

  • Reply S. A. August 19, 2019 at 3:02 pm

    Ни

  • Reply Kevingaming August 22, 2019 at 3:46 pm

    fifa 14 is best fifa 16 is worst

  • Reply Gaming abid August 22, 2019 at 6:08 pm

    Make football v zombie 2019

  • Reply Evelyne Atieno August 23, 2019 at 10:30 am

    CR7

  • Reply Buzz Bajra August 26, 2019 at 5:26 am

    Who is the o beast?

  • Reply Claire Smith August 27, 2019 at 5:33 pm

    Name: Broken Hart
    84
    GK
    🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
    84-div
    75-kic
    81-Han
    87-ref
    59-spd
    82-pos

  • Reply ATUL MAAN September 1, 2019 at 12:10 am

    Luis Suarez was too funny

  • Reply Juan Antonio Torres Torres September 4, 2019 at 2:39 pm

    Did anyone see how Messi ran away with HIS card but Ronaldo still put up a Messi card.

  • Reply AapMotion September 8, 2019 at 4:08 pm

    How does Akinfenwa have a gold card when he is 64 rated😂

  • Reply Federico Sanchez fernandez September 11, 2019 at 10:52 pm

    Ironic,time in fifa 20 messi has more than half ronaldo

  • Reply anthems of Countries September 15, 2019 at 7:46 pm

    1:50 what?????

  • Reply Baldev Kaur September 17, 2019 at 5:13 pm

    Mullers laugh

  • Reply Antisepticfox September 20, 2019 at 9:12 am

    In FIFA 2020 Ronaldo rating is 93

  • Reply joan killer September 20, 2019 at 10:03 am

    Ronaldo is 93 no94

  • Reply Hideyoshi Nadachika September 28, 2019 at 6:50 am

    Joey Barton
    Shoot 1
    Dribble 1
    Punch 1000
    Kick 1000

  • Reply NO PE September 29, 2019 at 12:27 am

    fifa 20 (ronaldo) 93 (messi) 94

  • Reply Snorkle ops Wood84 October 1, 2019 at 8:27 am

    I feel sad for rooney

  • Reply Márk Baranyai October 1, 2019 at 8:56 pm

    Watched it again couse of Ronaldo's fifa 20 rating

  • Reply Mantana Scott October 23, 2019 at 6:43 pm

    Thomas Muller: Most man utd fans prefers it as RET

    Wayne the Ogre : I'M NOT A RETARD!!!!

    Thomas Muller : I mean RETIRED 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 not retard

    Wayne the Ogre: Ohhhh ;-; 🙁

  • Reply Mantana Scott October 23, 2019 at 6:44 pm

    Neymar

    99 Skillz
    91 Shot
    100 Diving

  • Reply Danieldailycb ___1ksubswith3vids? November 2, 2019 at 2:59 pm

    I love how sterling joined in with the money

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