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Girliyapa EP 01 | Why Should Hot Girls Have All The Fun? feat. Mallika Dua & Srishti Srivastava

August 31, 2019


Wait…wait..wait…let
me take a picture first #FoodPorn Like Tough life Oh God! He’s staring at me.
Who’s staring now? That creep. Ughhh so ugly Why can’t they just stay in their limits? This douche bag Have your green tea,
we’ll be right back. What, boss? So the moment you see a hot girl, you start staring at her? Please don’t give me this ‘I don’t
know what you’re saying’ look. I know how shamelessly you were staring at her No, I was just… What were you doing? How dare you look at her like that? What special charm has she got
in her eyes that we don’t? What?
Why are you ogling at her? Why not us? OK, we’re a little fat. We’re a little
tomboy-ish, but you can’t ignore us. Now you’ll say that you like
simple and natural girls Does she look natural to you? Her face has more filters than instagram. And by the way # She Did Not Wake Up Like This She is a LG Flatron TV She is that 15 bucks pack of
Lays which deceives you in the name of chips. Do you want to be
fooled or do you want justice? Neither is she simple nor
does she respect engineer looking, stalk but can’t
talk, guys like you who dream of a start-up
after working at infosys for 2.5 years go for arranged marriage in the quest for love. Relax Shanti relax…
Stupid guy! When all you can afford
is Big Bazaar, then you won’t get anything by
window shopping at Zara. We’re telling you. You better understand. You’ll stare at her, you’ll stalk her. Then she will ask her boyfriend
to beat you up, report to the police What’s the use? Better stalk us. We also have this dream that somebody stalks us. Sends us messages in improper English Babes I treat you like barbe dollzz Be ma galfraanddd! Look at our others inbox.
It’s empty. What do we want? Just that two guys pass some comments
on the road, someone whistles And the auto guy glances
from the rear view mirror Our morale gets boosted just by this. Let me go and pee. Ayee For us, everyday is a bad hair day And we don’t know how to do make up And whatever little they used to stare
has now stopped due to feminism Now we can’t go to Haryana
everyday to get teased, can we? Asshole, pass tabasco. We even look like those
stereotypical feminist types We aren’t those kind of girls If you flirt with us, we won’t
carry out a candle march at India Gate She called you a creep. Called me a creep? We’re calling you cute. Even then you’ll stare at her? Do you have any self-respect? Fine you don’t. But don’t you have
any responsibility towards us? Eight out of six girls are depressed
because no one pays attention to them We feel like the north east of India Agreed that we don’t know to be
teased but at least you should start Sister… Who the f*#k did you
call sister, asshole? We want to be babes! He won’t listen like this Do one thing Get up. sit there and then stare at us. Stare This is for training and monitoring purpose
only. And recording. And recording. Go. Get up and go. And listen… Stare a little shamelessly. In a lewd manner. We should feel it. Where are you running, you loser? We got ditched again! Guys like him are detrimental
to the reputation of men What was the need to say feminist? ‘F’ word makes them shit their pants. So, why did you improvise?
Stick to the script, bitch! Let’s jam again today. Is he staring at us? Yeah, he is staring at us. Creep! Ugh so ugly. Why can’t they just stay in their limits? Dumbass. Do you have deo?
I’m not giving it to you. Give no… You take my deo everyday.
You envy me everyday. I don’t envy you.
Shut up! Everyone knows I’m hotter…
Stop staring at him. God! [email protected]#k! Jealous bitch!

15 Comments

  • Reply nitish bajpai August 30, 2019 at 7:58 pm

    Behen kisko bola be benchoo…." 😂😂😂
    Relax…. Shaanti… Relax.. 😂😂😂😂

  • Reply Babar Ali August 30, 2019 at 10:34 pm

    Main n suso kar kay ata hn…😂😂

  • Reply Prakash Chandra Shukla August 31, 2019 at 6:42 am

    akhand chutiyapa….

  • Reply Purabi Debbarma August 31, 2019 at 8:05 am

    I am from Northeast and i do not like the "koi bhau bhi nhi deta just feels like NE of India"…

    Like wtf dude?

  • Reply MUKESH BAGHEL August 31, 2019 at 8:20 am

    Fuck u babe

  • Reply Farenda Jagir August 31, 2019 at 9:54 am

    Ye wahi hai n jo desh virodi gatividhiyon me thi

  • Reply RAJAT CHAUHAN August 31, 2019 at 10:12 am

    MAA KI CHUT TUM LOGO KI BHEN KI LODIYA SALI

  • Reply Amit Kumar August 31, 2019 at 12:02 pm

    Bahen kisko bola bahen-chod….

  • Reply Nisha D August 31, 2019 at 2:02 pm

    Tumhe dhoka chahiye ya insaaf😂😂😂

  • Reply Kush kumar August 31, 2019 at 2:58 pm

    Bhai insafff wali se oyar hogya hai 🤗🤗🤗

  • Reply Sobia Mateen August 31, 2019 at 3:05 pm

    Behan kis ko Bola humhy behns banna hy b.. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • Reply usman ali August 31, 2019 at 4:40 pm

    Like it👍

  • Reply amasoodk1 August 31, 2019 at 4:53 pm

    Both are fabulous .. so true and natural … keep it up.. specially Golu motu girl.

  • Reply 10ravishankar August 31, 2019 at 7:00 pm

    Tum log lundu ki what legs dethi hu

  • Reply 10ravishankar August 31, 2019 at 7:01 pm

    Over talents hai tabhi tu bakasw video banti ho

  • Reply vijay vj August 31, 2019 at 7:09 pm

    Honest………..

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