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Hasan Minhaj Uses Timothée Chalamet’s Name at Starbucks

October 19, 2019


It’s so nice to meet you. I’m a huge fan. Thank you. I’m a huge fan of you. Thank you. And it’s Hasan Minhaj. No. Yes. No. Really? Well, my name is Hasan Minhaj. Oh. I want to do this. I actually want to do this
on national television. Good, please, because
everyone that says your name says Hasan Minhaj. Yeah, but the real
way you pronounce it, and this is a big deal
because my parents are here, it’s Hasan Minhaj. And people always
mispronounce it. They’re always like,
Hasseen Minaja, Hussein. I’m so sorry, I
can’t pronounce it. Meet my son, Higsby
Withherthrottle III. And I’m like– how do you
not pronounce– try it. All right, Hassin Menish. No, that’s not– No, no. I– look, I appreciate
people trying. I was actually, I was
doing CNN, which is like– it’s an international
drama show where nine people yell at each other. And the host brought me out. And he was like he was
trying really hard, he was like breathing heavily. And he was just like, give
it up for Hossin Meanhaj. It was like he was
casting a spell on me. And I’m just like,
you don’t have to. Say it again, so that
people hear it again. Hasan Minhaj. Hasan Minhaj. Yes, that’s it. Hasan. Yes. Hasan. Look, when I first
kind of, you know, started doing comedy,
people, like, you should change your name. And I’m like, I’m not
going to change my name. If you can pronounce
Ansel Elgort, you can pronounce Hasan Minhaj. There’s an actor just
named Ansel Elgort and we all just walk around
pronouncing it, completely normally. Yeah, well, DeGeneres was hard
for people to get for a while. What did they do? DeGeneres or
Degenerate or like, you know, lots and–
lots of other things. And you stayed strong. Yeah, and now it’s DeGeneres. Yeah. But Hasan Minhaj. Yeah. Minhaj. Minhaj. So the emphasis is on the H. Yes. And what do they
do at Starbucks? What do they– At Starbucks, I just go
by Timothée Chalamet. That’s good. I just keep it simple. Yeah, and they
usually do it right. With like, they’re like
Timothée with two Es? And I’m like, yeah, that’s me. Oh wow. Wow, girls must freak
out when they see you. Yeah. They’re kind of disappointed. So you say your parents
are in the audience. Yeah. Mom and Dad are right there. Hi Mom and dad. That’s Najme and Seema. Hi, Najme and Seema! And they’re huge fans
of the show, Ellen. Oh, thank you. My mom actually wants me to
change the format of my show so it’s more like Ellen. I see. No, I have my show. He can have his show. His show is very
different than mine. And it’s good. And that’s what I like about it. It’s a whole different format. There’s a lot more screens
and it’s less happy, But– No. I mean we cover
really heavy things. You do. Yeah. It’s really smart. You have to be super smart to
understand and follow along. But wait, before we get to that. So when did you
start in stand-up and how supportive were they? Well, I would actually– Mom, you know this, I would–
we had our little secret. I was in college. And I would say, hey,
I’m going to the library. And then I would take the Camry,
and my mom would tell Dad, hey, he’s going to the library. And so we live in Davis. And I would drive to the
San Francisco Punch Line, so it was about an hour. Yeah. And one of these nights when
I was going to the library, I ended up crashing the car in
Vallejo, which is on the way. And I had to call home. And Mom, remember you
passed the phone to Dad. And you’re like, I can’t– I can’t cover for you anymore. And so I had my dad
come to Vallejo. And it was raining and
it was super dramatic. And he was like, this is really
far for the library, huh, son? And I just had this moment
where I was like, Dad, I’m a stand-up comedian. And he was like,
why couldn’t you be smoking weed like
everyone else in college. And that’s when I found out that
Najme Minhaj was 420-friendly. So that’s cool Uh-huh, but they must–
do they go see you a lot? Did they support you
when you started out? No, they didn’t. Remember, I was
going to the library. I know! Yeah. But now they do. Now they’re cool. As long as I’m doing Ellen, Mom
was like, I can call in sick. Yeah. All right, so now you’re
doing this show, which I loved your stand-up special too. I thought that
that was brilliant. Thank you. So tell everybody
what the show is. Because it’s political and funny
and a great take on everything. Yeah, we’ll do
like, we’ll do sort of one big comedic investigative
report on say, global warming, or you know, student loan debt. Just real fun,
interesting, stuff that people want to watch. All right. But coming from you, which makes
it really easier to digest. Yeah. It’s still great,
but funny, too. Yeah, but I think
people would rather watch like a
three-year-old come out and try French fries
for the first time. Well. Look the way you guys responded
to the French fry thing, we need more of
that on the show. Yeah, I know. I know. I say all the time
we’re working too hard. We have to have a kid
with a French fry. That’s all you really need. Yeah. It’s called Patriot Act, it’s
currently streaming on Netflix. We’ll be right back. Hi, I’m Andy. Ellen asked me to remind you
to subscribe to her channel, so you can see more
awesome videos, like videos of me getting scared or
saying embarrassing things, like ball-peen hammer. And also some videos of
Ellen and other celebrities, if you’re into
that sort of thing. [ELLEN SHOUTS BEHIND ANDY]

100 Comments

  • Reply DanielleO August 3, 2019 at 11:57 pm

    I came for Hasan but that advertisement was entertaining lol

  • Reply doing what I love makes me ME August 4, 2019 at 7:58 am

    Love Hassan

  • Reply Chabi Kharel August 4, 2019 at 10:33 am

    I always wonder Ellen surname as Ellen The Generous

  • Reply ina alu August 6, 2019 at 5:59 am

    aww something about Ellen is so adorable I can’t explain

  • Reply Hasan Ibn Husayn August 6, 2019 at 7:42 am

    Me : Hasan .

    Others : Hashtag ?

  • Reply D Delewski August 6, 2019 at 10:01 pm

    Love Hasan!

  • Reply Mozibur Rahman August 7, 2019 at 11:31 am

    I just love him

  • Reply Spencer Calvert August 8, 2019 at 2:54 pm

    You don’t have to be super smart to get the patriot act but you do have to care.

  • Reply FavJam August 8, 2019 at 10:00 pm

    Man i can’t get enough of this guy

  • Reply Mr. Nobody August 9, 2019 at 5:34 am

    Energetic

  • Reply Sumantha Sookdev August 11, 2019 at 7:43 am

    If his name is pronounced Husin it should be spelt Husin…but no its Hasan so he shouldn't be uptight about ppl misprounouncing it.
    Atleast he pronounces the surname like it is spelt.

  • Reply IN A FLASH August 11, 2019 at 3:37 pm

    And his name is Najmi Minhaj.

  • Reply Hasan Ibn Husayn August 12, 2019 at 4:22 am

    Me : Husayn .

    They : what you sayn ?

  • Reply Mr. Golden August 15, 2019 at 3:36 am

    Some people used to call me terrorist

  • Reply Deepak Babu Thomas August 15, 2019 at 10:07 pm

    Ellen is convinced enough of her happiness. I believe…🤣😃😃😃😜😍

  • Reply Rum's Roblox August 18, 2019 at 8:11 am

    hes pakistani right?

  • Reply Nele Schach August 22, 2019 at 8:17 am

    The “h” is actually pretty easy for Germans
    he should cOME TO GERMANY

  • Reply Razzaq R Youhana August 23, 2019 at 2:43 am

    Am i the first person to point out that his mom looks somewhat close to Priyanka Chopra's mom?

  • Reply Ema Piggie August 24, 2019 at 7:34 pm

    I love how they talk about correct pronunciation and they he says "Timothy Chalamet" 😀

  • Reply alejandro jose August 25, 2019 at 7:02 am

    The man. The legend. The ruthless Indian dad, NAJME MINHAJ

  • Reply Italian Bread August 25, 2019 at 1:55 pm

    I actually used to have a classmate called Hasan

  • Reply Jeong-woo Ha August 25, 2019 at 2:25 pm

    On his show, he's great, but on Ellen's show…..he's talking alone…

  • Reply Evelyn R August 25, 2019 at 5:38 pm

    when he said “HASAN MINHAJ, it was like he was casting a spell on me” i forreal spit out my hot chocolate

  • Reply A Person August 28, 2019 at 5:54 pm

    HA-sen min-HAJ
    It's a good name, it sounds soft but strong

  • Reply Abdul Hadi Yazid August 29, 2019 at 6:58 pm

    His name is short. Too Easy to say on the first time. I don't know what is the fuss on it. Or maybe I am Asian. Hahaha…

  • Reply Sai Gungurthi August 31, 2019 at 8:41 am

    Omg his parents look just like mine. They even got their hair dyed with Henna 😩😂

  • Reply gaytor September 1, 2019 at 12:14 pm

    dang
    I love his enthusiasm uwu

  • Reply Shayar September 1, 2019 at 7:10 pm

    He's still a desi indian at heart..😁

  • Reply Rik Bhattacharya September 1, 2019 at 10:53 pm

    2 legends right there

  • Reply Perfect News September 2, 2019 at 2:58 pm

    ISIS Agent

  • Reply benblexbenblex September 3, 2019 at 2:53 am

    Even more respect that as a man of color he didnt immediately marry a white woman…

  • Reply SHAH SHAHIN ALI SHAH SHAHIN ALI September 5, 2019 at 12:53 pm

    SHAH SHAHIN ALI

  • Reply rah September 8, 2019 at 8:31 pm

    Is najmi minhaj still returning his underwears?

  • Reply Hanae Ahmedin September 8, 2019 at 11:46 pm

    Love him so real

  • Reply Mr.L September 11, 2019 at 3:43 am

    Love this guy.

  • Reply Ghous Moinuddin September 12, 2019 at 4:02 pm

    Am I the only one who thought Hasan has a beautiful mom but ended with his geeky dad's looks.😂

  • Reply Life thing Are happing September 13, 2019 at 2:40 am

    Yeah people on networks thinks they smart and intelligent because they have a show to talk about people

  • Reply Green Warrior69 September 13, 2019 at 7:37 am

    My name's Hassan too

  • Reply Lauren September 13, 2019 at 8:43 am

    Man I love Hasan so much

  • Reply lost star September 13, 2019 at 1:49 pm

    😂😂

  • Reply kcmn00 September 14, 2019 at 12:47 am

    His parents look so proud :')

  • Reply Zeyad Tarek September 14, 2019 at 8:53 pm

    He looks like a middle eastern Pete Davidson..

  • Reply Wolfie Angel September 14, 2019 at 9:46 pm

    I thought Ellen was wearing a night suit

  • Reply Oopstoobad6275 September 15, 2019 at 1:09 am

    Handsome and smart! Ugh!

  • Reply Manoj KP September 16, 2019 at 1:41 am

    God what a horrible person

  • Reply Mahmood Shuvo September 16, 2019 at 2:22 pm

    That is my brother !!!!!

  • Reply mohin pat September 16, 2019 at 4:56 pm

    Oh man, I can't forget Hasan's story of how his parents met……..Hasan is very good-looking, hope he plays some major character in a movie someday…..

  • Reply Sidhanth Mishra September 16, 2019 at 5:28 pm

    Try zbeigniew brzezinski…now that wasn't difficult at all.
    So CNN (and many others) get a fricking clue…pronouncing Hasan Minhaj is a piece of cake

  • Reply Random Legend September 16, 2019 at 11:18 pm

    0:27 Aye, that’s my name.

  • Reply aysumaysu September 16, 2019 at 11:19 pm

    Not being able to pronounce an indian name is ok I guess but when she can’t pronounce patriot act, then there’s a problem 😅

  • Reply Majd Solman September 17, 2019 at 9:37 pm

    My name is Majid and it pronounce like Magic but with D,after 27 years here in the US ppl still call me Mahed.I don't correct e'm unless they ask me too.

  • Reply Sumerianharp September 18, 2019 at 12:36 am

    Hasan is very handsome but he doesn’t make me laugh. I wish him all the success he works hard for ❤️

  • Reply AMoh Designs September 18, 2019 at 7:21 am

    WHERE ALL THE VALLEJO PUNJABIS AT?!!! CREST SIDE!

  • Reply SYED JAFFER IMAM September 18, 2019 at 8:32 am

    My name is easier to sound i guessed.

  • Reply niha sharma September 18, 2019 at 8:33 pm

    Ellen whatever you are wearing it's looking like nightdress.

  • Reply ahumblediva September 18, 2019 at 10:12 pm

    I'm glad he didn't change his name. But I certainly do not go around saying Ansel.

  • Reply charmnGUY September 19, 2019 at 1:54 am

    Hi from Davis

  • Reply Mubashshira Farooqui September 19, 2019 at 4:19 am

    Everytime people take different form from my name but I don't correct then anyone more bcoz it takes a lot of time to correct them😅😅😅

  • Reply Purana Paapi September 19, 2019 at 10:06 am

    Brother in Nicki Minhaj

  • Reply A. September 19, 2019 at 2:35 pm

    wait, isn’t it the same name as nikki minhaj

  • Reply Too Clutch TV September 20, 2019 at 12:17 am

    Hassan is an Arabic name tho

  • Reply Ayra Ahsan September 20, 2019 at 2:30 am

    Muslims and Desi people never get their name pronounced right. Prove me wrong, yeah nope.

  • Reply Eza Malik September 20, 2019 at 6:40 am

    WHO CARES IF HE IS FROM INDIA OR PAKISTAN! IT USED TO BE THE SAME LAND!

  • Reply Alex Sunderland September 20, 2019 at 5:18 pm

    Hhj

  • Reply Joe Gallop September 20, 2019 at 9:28 pm

    its pronounced haas-on not haas-sn BRUH

  • Reply Chandhan D September 21, 2019 at 11:56 am

    He’s so effortlessly funny.

  • Reply Adil Hussain September 22, 2019 at 11:23 pm

    Love you bro

  • Reply Chakravarthi Chowdary September 24, 2019 at 3:40 am

    Hands r dancing talking self dabaaa 😎😎

  • Reply Sparsh Garg September 24, 2019 at 7:57 pm

    3:14 the English captions say huh,son instead of Hasan 🤦🏼‍♂️

  • Reply Eu September 24, 2019 at 11:45 pm

    Hassan’s presence is so strong it seems like he is interviewing Ellen lol

  • Reply bj September 26, 2019 at 12:19 am

    HASAN MINHAJ -This so called 'Indian' American comedian has shown his FANATIC Islamic side by supporting PAKISTAN, A TERROR STATE which has SHELTERED OSAMA BIN LADEN for 10 years and LIED ABOUT HIS WHEREABOUTS and also which is active in ETHNICALLY CLEANSING its own MINORITIES (including ahmediya and BALOCHISTAN muslims) in its own land and kashmiri hindus in India.. This trash of a comedian should be shamed and boycotted…

  • Reply Ehsan Afzal September 26, 2019 at 11:42 am

    0.31 what did he says

  • Reply LUCY LOVE September 27, 2019 at 12:31 am

    Liberal Lunatics

  • Reply Moon 21 September 27, 2019 at 8:41 am

    i am here after a little late with lilly singh😘😘😘👍👍👍👍

  • Reply Sybell John September 28, 2019 at 8:43 am

    0:22 Ah finally the legend who returns used underwears to COSTCO!

  • Reply Amber Hasan September 29, 2019 at 3:05 am

    Ellen should’ve learned how to pronounce his name before going live with him on the show. That’s just basic manners.

  • Reply Mohammed Azharuddin October 1, 2019 at 7:30 pm

    His vocabulary is really good

  • Reply Mohammed Azharuddin October 1, 2019 at 7:31 pm

    Enthusiastic so humorous person

  • Reply Mohammed Azharuddin October 1, 2019 at 7:32 pm

    So less people we can see nowadays in this world like this kind heart humorous courageous with lot of talkative vocabulary

  • Reply Fake Shemp October 3, 2019 at 2:48 pm

    There’s a Graham Norton interview where he pronounces Timothée Chalamet correctly, it’s not how this dude says it ironically

  • Reply Bijouxgum October 3, 2019 at 8:45 pm

    Les dents trop blanches , c'est vraiment flippant. On dirait un dentier.😂😲

  • Reply naven205 October 6, 2019 at 5:30 pm

    Thank goodness my name was not "Qurat Al Ain"

  • Reply Akul __ October 6, 2019 at 8:59 pm

    Hasan: That's Najmi and Seema
    Ellen: Hi Nag me and Sea man

  • Reply Shagufta Naz October 8, 2019 at 2:26 pm

    His mother is hindu and his father is a Muslim woww what an combination 😍

  • Reply Eemaan Fayyaz October 9, 2019 at 6:42 am

    My name is Taqwaa and apparently its so complicated that Siri just calls me by my spellings, smh.

  • Reply Zeyan ansari आज़मी October 9, 2019 at 1:19 pm

    Hasan minhaj

  • Reply Cleo Gimar October 9, 2019 at 10:54 pm

    We don't have that problem in Spanish. We just pronounce everything following the same rules.

  • Reply Eligius Emil October 10, 2019 at 10:39 am

    Related to Nicki Minaj….😁😁

  • Reply Bumblebee October 11, 2019 at 2:42 pm

    His name ain't even that hard

  • Reply bj October 13, 2019 at 2:20 am

    HASAN MINHAJ -This so called 'Indian' American comedian has shown his FANATIC Islamic side by supporting PAKISTAN, A TERROR STATE which has SHELTERED OSAMA BIN LADEN for 10 years and LIED ABOUT HIS WHEREABOUTS and also which is active in ETHNICALLY CLEANSING its own MINORITIES (including ahmediya and BALOCHISTAN muslims) in its own land and kashmiri hindus in India.. This trash of a comedian should be shamed and boycotted…

  • Reply Ryan 2 October 13, 2019 at 5:36 pm

    Hassan Minhaj is one of the best stand up comedians that cover SERIOUS topics! Hope to see you on tour soon!

  • Reply Nikki Miller October 14, 2019 at 7:17 am

    Omg what he lived in Davis? I’m next door in Sacramento. Vallejo isn’t that far and from Sacramento, San Francisco is about 75 minutes away it’s great. We have a PunchLine in Sacramento here for atleast 25 years. Wow I missed seeing him at the SF one, those audiences were so lucky to hear his early material, he’s even more talented now with material can’t imagine how good he was even when he started. 🤙🏼

  • Reply CA Dupin October 14, 2019 at 11:16 am

    Hasan's mother and Priyanaka Chopra's mother look the same.

  • Reply Tenzing Diki October 14, 2019 at 4:18 pm

    Finally got to see Najme and Seema 😂🔥

  • Reply Muskaan Bansal October 14, 2019 at 6:02 pm

    HA-sen min-HAj

  • Reply Matty80822 October 15, 2019 at 6:45 am

    omfg look how happy his mom is for him… thats so adorable!!!!

  • Reply Tanmay Kate October 16, 2019 at 5:49 pm

    People can say Nicki Minaj but can't pronounce Hasan Minhaj 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • Reply Merry Jane October 17, 2019 at 12:53 pm

    "De"Generous"

  • Reply KT Al October 19, 2019 at 5:20 am

    I love how his parents are so proud of him,indian parents are tough but their love of their kids is so heartwarming and unconditional 😊

  • Reply John Muchau October 19, 2019 at 4:36 pm

    I want that sweat shirt

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