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December 12, 2019

Ok, you guys are disturbing! My god, stop staring at me,
you freakin’ weirdo. Hello everybody,
my name is Markiplier, and welcome to Selfie Tennis. Now, I haven’t
played this one before, like the Space Pirate, but I’m directly
off of playing that, I am riding, like, a high from
playing these awesome virtual reality games,
and this is next on my list, so it features
what I can only imagine is a twist on
the game of tennis. Hello, you are freaky. Can you stop looking at me? And especially this one,
I saw this guy earlier. Or lady, I have no idea. They have clouds
covering their private bits, I don’t know who’s who. But anyway, so we got this,
we got a ball, oooh shit. I didn’t like that color anyway. And we got a tennis racket. It’s not exactly facing
the correct direction. Boink! Oh that is weird. Oh that feels weird. Ah! Oh? Oh I’m playing. Oh I’m playing with myself! 😉 I get it. Selfie Tennis, oh, aha ha ha. Shit. Sorry about the sissy throw. Fuuuck. Ok. Ok here we go. Fu- come on, I’m gonna smack
into my desk back there. Oh. (laughing) Euff! Oh. (crying) I’m so bad. Hup. Eh. Ok. That did something. Shit. Ah! Oh! Aww. It didn’t quite do it. Ooh, ooh, ah Fuck! I’m better than this,
I can do this. Shit. Deh. Ok, that’s good. Ah! Ooh! Oh, ooh. It’s weird ’cause
it like backs- ugh. It backs up in time
before I’ve hit it. But this is… I’m playing Tennis, look at me! I’m in the New York Tennis
Tournament of Tournament thing with Rob Schneider
and what’s-his-face. Kevin Federline. What is his name, god damn it! Ugh, ok… oh Aah! That’s so cool! Look at that,
that’s coming at me! Yeah! Oh, look at you. Look at you! Look at me! Look at me look at you! I’m playing Tennis God damn it. Son of a bitch. Hey, hooray,
I don’t know what did that. Oh he’s dead! Oh god, he is dead. Sir, sir? Oops. What is that? What the hell? Oh! What….? What? Wha- Oh! … oh! I’m a- i’m a unicorn? Is this a way of telling-
oh hey, how’s it going buddy? What the hell? Oh it’s so weird. Hi! I’m gonna do something to you. Oh he’s dead. Oh no, right in the grundle. Oh he’s so injured. Oh hey. Oh jeez. Excuse me? Can you- oh god. Can I pick him up? Can I… There we go, that works kind of. Little odd though. Ok. I wonder if you can play
multiplayer with this, like with actual other people. That would be super cool. I don’t know how. But I wonder if you could. Aah! Fuck your balls! Come on, give me something good. Give me something good
to play with myself. Give me something good. I can do this. Boink, yeah! Boink, yeah! I’ve got a rally going. Ooh, boink. Yes! I’ve got hand-eye coordination. Oh shit, not good. I mean I know I’m winning whenever I
play against me, but still. Fuck you! Oh… Oh that’s weird. Oh that is really weird. Ugh. Aah! Ok, we’re fine. Ok you just, yeah. You just go on your way ’cause I’ve got people
to deal with over here. Nope. (grunting) What does this look like? Let me spank my rump. Let me spank my delectable rump. Die already! Just fall down! Fall! Just go to hell! There we go. Uh oh. Good bye! Oh you stayed on. That’s not as cool. Gone, gone, woops. Gone- oh. Aah. There we go. Done. (grunting) There we go. Got him, uh oh. Wait, no. Well that hardly seems fair
’cause now there’s a bunch of dead bodies on the ground. Why did you repopulate
the stadium when- oh what is that? Can I hit that? (grunting) Oh it’s flying away. Oh it’s been… Oh well when did it
get impossible to hit? Ok, let’s give this
another serious try without killing the entire
neighborhood here. ‘Cause I- shit. Ok this is gonna be the one. Oh, what the fuck? I had that. EH, YAH, YAASS. Yaes! Yes! Yes! Yea- aahhh! Fuck you! Is that gonna be the one? That’s gonna be the one. Right over into my palm. Right into my clutches. This is so much fun I’m having. Uh Oh. I got it. Oh look at me. Look at me being
all classy and shit. Playing tennis like a boss. Like a Boser. Fuck you! I’m gonna get the high score,
it’s gonna happen. (hits hand on ceiling) Aah fuck! My hand! Ow! Ow, I forgot! Awwww! Let’s try that again
with less stupid. (replay of him hitting his hand) AHH- Ok, the heart ball. It’s kind of a baseball,
but I’ll forgive it. There we go, we just keep
lobbing it to each other we should be fine. There we go, now I’m in it. There we go, yes. Yes, new record, yes! Yes, slaay Markimoo,
slay at the Tennis. I’m gonna quit YouTube and become a
professional Tenniser. That’s what
they’re called, right? Tennissseurs? From the great
state of Tennessee? Uhh, boink! God damn it, oh god. Don’t jump, don’t jump. I kept wanting to jump. (replay of him hitting his hand like a idiot) AH- I really wanted to jump for it. Keep your eye on the ball. Keep the “Veevay” on the ball. Keep it on the ball. We got it, ball’s on. Oh fuck you, you got in my way,
interference. There we go, I got you. Oh. Whoa, jeesums. That counts. Is this sad yet? I’m playing Tennis with myself
in the virtual world. I’m not even playing it
in the real world. Damn it, I swung that good. What the-? Fuck you. What the fuck you! There we go. Just short hops. AUGH! There we go. Uh oh, too much. Don’t jump. Get out of here! Get out! Thank you, get out! Good bye. What happens if I hit those? * twinkling noise* Ooh. Something happened. Ok. Whoa! I did not know we
were high above the earth. That’s really cool actually. I’m actually having
a lot of fun. It’s oddly relaxing
considering I just played the Brookhaven Experiment. Ta-dah! Yes, yes! Fuck! Again, with the right at the- fuck it.
Oh! look at my shame. I wanna look at my shame. I’m so- god I tried
to grab it, god. Oh fuck. I’m so beautiful. I’m so beautiful! Ooh doink. Yes, yes, yaasss! Uh-oh, oh, AH! Coming close to
a boundary there. We’re ok. Everything’s fine even though it went dark
for a little bit there. Come here you. There we go. That’ll go over. Yes. Oh damn it. Uh oh, oh no. Get up, thank you. Oh boy. (Weird orgasm sound) One away from the record. (grunting) We’re ok, not fooling this time. God damn it, fuck you. I got this. Oh! Oh what the hell. Ok this is gonna be the one. Watch this. Boink! Oh so perfectly, I know. It’s the best. I have clever things to say, but I’m just pacing myself becuase I’m trying- you better get out of
the way selfie stick. Get it. Fuck, oh god damn it. EUGHAAAAH, Get out of here,
get out of here. Boink, ok here we go,
this is the one. I know I’ve said that before,
but I was wrong again. Apparently not. Oh shit. (Sound of him hitting his hand AGAIN) Not again, why! Ok, I’m done, I’m done. Ow, that one hurt. Alright. Ok. Ow. It was just I… I just wanted to
get it really badly. I keep forgetting. Oh my god. Oh wow. There’s a huge scrape on this. So anyway, that’s enough
Selfie Tennis for now, that is really fun. It’s really immersive,
the physics are a little wonky ’cause if it twitches
out of place for just a second it messes you up,
but that’s ok. So, thank you everybody
so much for watching. I got a lot more
VR stuff for you guys to see in the very near future, but thank you everybody
so much for watching. Let me know how you think of
this game in the comments below, and if you wanna see more
VR games in the future. And as always I will see you
in the next video. Buh-bye! (Outtro music)


  • Reply DemonAlter May 22, 2017 at 12:27 pm


  • Reply Catching Mist May 27, 2017 at 2:23 pm

    It's Roger Federer…

  • Reply TheEZLife May 31, 2017 at 3:42 am

    6:38 = Funniest "Fuck" to come out of Mark's mouth.

  • Reply MJ Chirumblo June 5, 2017 at 2:55 am

    as someone who's been playing tennis for roughly ten years, mark is actually really good at serves and lobs… im surprised, to say the least…

    but in all seriousness, this is such a cool video! i wish i could buy this to see how closely the mechanics compare to real tennis!

  • Reply filqpy June 7, 2017 at 1:25 pm

    6:40 it looks like marks just pointing at the cardboard and screaming at it

  • Reply Catosaur -____- June 16, 2017 at 1:36 am

    I laughed so hard I could not breathe

  • Reply Giggles Lady June 17, 2017 at 7:14 am

    you inspired me to be a gamer and one day we might meet ????????☺?

  • Reply Robert Gherghe June 17, 2017 at 8:10 am

    6:47 i almost shitted my own pants for laughing

  • Reply cornycogwheels June 17, 2017 at 7:22 pm

    the number 1 source for porn-like noises: markiplier

  • Reply KawaiiMalk June 18, 2017 at 3:25 am

    lol mark when you scream xDDDD

  • Reply Michael Miller June 19, 2017 at 2:25 am

    Markiplier you know that I live in Tennessee and Kingsport if you want to come over to my town then Shore

  • Reply Mya Reeder June 19, 2017 at 1:20 pm

    i thought he said Selfie tits

  • Reply Elizabeth Wagner June 23, 2017 at 4:57 am

    roommates mark what are you doing in there?
    mark I'm playing with myself!

  • Reply Steve W. June 27, 2017 at 6:00 pm

    MARK, u said you dont wear pants while rec or is that only for computers XD

  • Reply Steve W. June 27, 2017 at 6:07 pm

    Mark next time you play this plz fall off the map

  • Reply Naliyah Cotto June 30, 2017 at 2:36 pm

    I'm so happy I was wearing head phonesl

  • Reply Lindsay July 14, 2017 at 1:34 pm

    I'm going back and watching these VR games again. I love to watch Mark play VR because he gets totally lost in what he is playing and it's always good for laughs. ?

  • Reply Max Gaming July 21, 2017 at 2:14 am

    do more

  • Reply Ines Sanchez July 22, 2017 at 2:44 pm

    I'm watching this next to my sleeping friend. I hope she doesn't wake up and think what I'm watching is something it isn't XD

  • Reply Twistfaria July 27, 2017 at 10:55 pm

    I would pay good money to see John McEnroe play this game!!

  • Reply Avary Bass August 1, 2017 at 3:47 am

    6:47 and here we see the majestic Beastiplier hit his hand just watch his reaction!
    OH… WAIT he reacts with his mating call! This is truly amazing!

  • Reply Kaya Lanae August 1, 2017 at 8:12 am

    10:08 wtf is up with the tennis ball person

  • Reply Cookie Monster August 3, 2017 at 5:17 am

    Does anyone know what vr set he uses? Please help me.

  • Reply Kaelyn Record August 8, 2017 at 7:48 am

    Just a selfie #SelfieTennis

  • Reply Finn * August 11, 2017 at 5:49 am

    He's got the tennis grunts down ahahah

  • Reply Doctor Whooves August 18, 2017 at 5:20 pm

    Anybody else think that his outro music was playing in the backround??

  • Reply Googleplier #12 August 31, 2017 at 3:02 am

    The sounds Mark makes during this video are… questionable? Seriously though, just the audio of this sounds like "something else", if you know what I mean.

  • Reply Chloe Reid September 14, 2017 at 1:03 am

    If I see another add about wish

  • Reply KoЯn Guru September 27, 2017 at 10:36 pm

    I was watching this in the backround while reading cause' I love Markimoo and his voice is nice for backeound noise, but, about a couple minutes in I had to switch back over because of the peculiar noises he was making. Made my day. (:

  • Reply Shaun Saldana September 28, 2017 at 1:07 am

    "give me something good to play with myself"

  • Reply Leony Sison September 30, 2017 at 4:26 am

    I dare you to play selendrina. DOUBLE dare

  • Reply Izzy Alvarado September 30, 2017 at 10:57 am

    play rec room on vr or kiss dicks.?

  • Reply Julie L October 6, 2017 at 10:25 am

    Hang on, is he killing the rest of the dummies with badminton serves in tennis?

  • Reply ʀʏᴀɴ ᴋɪɴɢ October 19, 2017 at 12:41 am

    I swear when Mark said "Slay Markimoo slayyy!" He sounded so much like a Drag Queen…

  • Reply Renz Cleofe November 2, 2017 at 10:12 am

    Markiplier Your Gay!!!

  • Reply Panic! At my chemical Piløts November 4, 2017 at 8:30 am

    You can play sports without going outside. Best invention ever

  • Reply Ethan Stephans November 9, 2017 at 8:21 am

    omg dies of giggles, that was hilarious

  • Reply raininthespringtime November 11, 2017 at 2:19 am

    I don't don't know what's funnier. The game or the noises Mark makes.

  • Reply Nicolas Cereghino November 24, 2017 at 6:01 am

    I enjoy you playing tennis VR selfie game I want you to break your record playing by your self because it’s so funny I laugh so hard.

  • Reply Fiona December 3, 2017 at 6:28 pm

    Oh, the innuendo

  • Reply James Marsh December 5, 2017 at 9:24 pm

    Can you play The Idiot Test idiot

  • Reply natasha richards December 6, 2017 at 5:51 am

    Are you ok

  • Reply natasha richards December 6, 2017 at 5:52 am

    Can you try to stop cussing a little my parents don't like it but I can still watch you

  • Reply Ian Jackson December 6, 2017 at 12:06 pm

    I'm from Tennessee

  • Reply Robert Gordon December 9, 2017 at 12:01 am

    "Woah apparently not"-SMACK-"OH NO, not again"

  • Reply Kelly Stephens December 26, 2017 at 6:47 am

    Literally had me rolling ?? hilarious

  • Reply Jessica Rivera December 28, 2017 at 3:02 am

    Make slime please

  • Reply mystic stylez December 31, 2017 at 12:58 am

    mark is "playing" with himself

  • Reply Avery Bucyk January 8, 2018 at 11:55 pm

    I’m proud of Mark. He put on pants for this video.

  • Reply maddy Amato January 9, 2018 at 1:50 am

    CAN YOU PLAY VR CHAT that we'll be cool for the fans

  • Reply Mana Raider January 13, 2018 at 3:48 pm

    OH IM PLAYING WITH MYSELF…… why mark why

  • Reply lexie branstetter February 4, 2018 at 10:03 am

    Mark you should play vrchat

  • Reply Cranefly Basket February 8, 2018 at 5:59 pm

    If I'm ever gonna get a VR-set I bet this is one of the games I'm gonna get

  • Reply Cloboehobo Youtuber February 10, 2018 at 10:24 pm

    I'm surprised this isn't age restricted???

  • Reply rumple teazer February 16, 2018 at 9:07 pm

    LMAO,,, markipoo hurted his hand twice while playing with him self

  • Reply dekklyn bost March 25, 2018 at 1:09 am

    This was really funny because it kept reminding me of a cat trying to bat at something and CONTINUOUSLY doing the counter-productive thing

  • Reply Poison April 1, 2018 at 10:44 pm

    I have an HTC Vive but not many fun games and good titles you recommend?

  • Reply Jacob Petry April 3, 2018 at 4:11 pm

    “I’m playing with myself” …………..NOPE

  • Reply JVLITZ April 5, 2018 at 2:52 am

    Play vr chat

  • Reply JVLITZ April 5, 2018 at 2:52 am

    Play vr chat

  • Reply Kaiser Kommedaten April 6, 2018 at 6:34 am

    did he break his controller? XD

  • Reply MemGems April 13, 2018 at 2:14 am

    Look at me! Look at you! I’m play tennis- ..god damnit..

  • Reply Cosplay and Gaming April 19, 2018 at 10:12 pm

    Like a boss
    mark you are a boss

  • Reply Minaisnotasleep •-• April 21, 2018 at 5:26 am

    Pls. Play Vr chat!!!

  • Reply Princess Ego April 26, 2018 at 11:42 pm

    Play Accounting on VIVE, Mark! It's hilarious! ❤

  • Reply ZEEZEES WORLD May 3, 2018 at 9:53 pm

    I Wonder What His Neighbors Think Of Him?

  • Reply sterling hensley May 4, 2018 at 8:05 pm

    A bro you have some funny Vr job simulator I don't know if you have any horror games but plz put some videos on

  • Reply Hailluminati May 5, 2018 at 7:37 pm

    markiplier playing the sport I'm in!

  • Reply Layana Bff May 8, 2018 at 12:01 pm

    i laughd so hard i olost pissed myself but the sounds like wyyy

  • Reply HarroweD May 25, 2018 at 3:22 am

    Why can't I find a single video of gameplay for this game? I was interested in maybe getting the game, but every video immediately devolves into people just acting like an idiot and not doing anything. I just spent a good five minutes watching Markiplier pretending to jerk off, spank his ass, and hit balls at immediately respawning NPC's. I guess I wouldn't mind as much if this was actually comedic in any way, but alas…

  • Reply Hayden Barnes May 26, 2018 at 3:33 pm

    this was made the day before my birthday

  • Reply Marinette Miraculous May 31, 2018 at 2:21 am

    Hahahahahaha i DIED XDDD

  • Reply Lᴏʀᴇ 《 Hᴇᴀʀᴛʙᴏᴜɴᴅ 》 June 10, 2018 at 8:43 am

    Hey Mark play vrchat

  • Reply Fres Hyena June 12, 2018 at 7:55 am

    jumps AAAAHH!!!

  • Reply MERshadow faxRAS June 20, 2018 at 2:57 am

    Mark there's a ceiling there XD

  • Reply Nebulus Arcanium July 12, 2018 at 4:08 am

    You good???
    You ARE on a high
    "Am I a unicorn?"… real trippy

  • Reply Nebulus Arcanium July 12, 2018 at 4:08 am

    I know that your not though…

  • Reply Nebulus Arcanium July 12, 2018 at 4:19 am

    Tip: get a higher "VR Playroom" ceiling

  • Reply Marie Bergstrom July 30, 2018 at 5:50 am

    I laughed so hard when he hurt himself the first time and the second one I laughed way harder!

  • Reply MANN MARINE SALES & SERVICE July 30, 2018 at 10:08 pm

    he screams like christian dellagrosso dont know if thats how you spell his name SHIT

  • Reply trent mattiaccio July 31, 2018 at 11:09 pm

    this video was way to naughty for me xD am 18

  • Reply trent mattiaccio July 31, 2018 at 11:09 pm

    with the moans and shit xD

  • Reply trent mattiaccio July 31, 2018 at 11:26 pm


  • Reply trent mattiaccio July 31, 2018 at 11:31 pm

    this what hapens if u have to much fun xD lol

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  • Reply Hem Maharaj September 24, 2018 at 5:02 pm

    at 06:48

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  • Reply Taco Cat 316 October 24, 2018 at 7:07 pm

    5:25 listen to that with your eyes closed

  • Reply derekcaldera October 30, 2018 at 9:15 pm

    And the winner is… MARKIPLIER!

  • Reply brahimi lotfi December 9, 2018 at 12:59 pm

    AAHH MY HAND !!!

  • Reply Native _Nerd December 20, 2018 at 10:45 pm

    6:47 I'm just gonna leave this here

  • Reply Mystic Black Dragon December 30, 2018 at 11:23 pm

    I laughed so hard when he got hert. Sorry but I found it funny.

  • Reply Sophia Chenoy February 19, 2019 at 4:53 am

    Why has none made an animation about this

  • Reply Sav E. February 24, 2019 at 3:15 am

    Can somebody tell me why when you look up markiplier jacksepticye shows up. Idk how to spell jacks gaming name sorry ?

  • Reply Noam Rubashevsky April 13, 2019 at 9:14 pm

    0:57 "oh hahahaha" ????????

  • Reply Wlla643 :D April 16, 2019 at 11:40 pm

    6:46 lol

  • Reply Riri galaxy Awesome pant October 23, 2019 at 12:55 am

    At 9:56 with captions it says weird orgasms sounds?

  • Reply hozzy erie October 28, 2019 at 12:30 am

    Mark:plays this game
    Me:gets hit by tennis ball from space

  • Reply Renee Smith November 22, 2019 at 5:28 am

    This actually makes me miss Wii Sports Tennis

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