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League of Legends : Return to Plat

August 31, 2019

Ooh, great catch by Katarina. These guys are just working beautifully together in the jungle as a team. NOW GET DA FUCK OUTTA HERE! an don’t you EVER eat my broccoli again! Dunkey’s Top 10 Ranked Tips Number One: Don’t play ranked ever- Hey Gnar! I’m not a mouse. I’m car! *motorboats vigorously* *slap* *makes engine noises* I told you I’m car. Good. I told ’em, I told ’em, I said: Start me with no health So that it’s fair to the other players. They don’t listen. They just sit there all day playing saxophones. You know how these people are. *laughs* Goddammit. WARNING GG PRO RIVEN ALERT
[sirens] PRO
[sirens] WATCH OUT
[sirens] [Slow jazz music] PRO RIVEN ALERT
[sirens] [Slow jazz music] PRO RIVEN ALERT
[sirens] WATCH OUT
[sirens] This guy fucking sucks. What’s the difference between Lux and a alive person? The alive person didn’t get killed. Nope! Get in there! Here we go, Minions ar- minions are pushed up, Here we go! GET IN THERE GO JARVAN GO GET ‘EM GET ‘EM BOII SIT GET IN THERE Here comes the gank– aww, here it comes! Here it comes! BAM, and there it is. And there’s the gank ladies and gentlemen. Goodbye, thank you. Thank you Jarvan. You did great. This is like playing competitive Mario Party. This shit is just out of my control at this point. 1 and 7 Kennen. Two guys AFK in the base. AD Carry Fiddlesticks. You never know what’s gonna happen in Mario Party. You know, you can win the minigames, You can get fed, but, you have AD Carry Fiddlesticks. So… you- you lost that one. That was a lose. And the… the space where you land on it and you give all your stars to the other player? That’s Bard. I mean just look at this Garen, and this Nautilus, both on one team. You know, these two terrible, TERRIBLE players. Just, talentless, HORRIBLE players, you know? How do you expect to win with those on your team? You know? These are the kind of guys that don’t know the ingredients for peanut butter and jelly. You know? I would feel bad for their team if our Sivir wasn’t…uh…AFK since the beginning of the match. Gold III baby, now I can play with the REAL players. Now I can play with the REAL pl– *sigh* Trundle… Just… FUCK you. Ok, here I am in the biggest longest fight in the world with the tankiest guy in the whole universe. Uh…usually…uh…if you go top you’re gonna be up against the tankiest guy in the whole uni- u- i- I’m surprised he actually came out here and he’s fighting me out in the open. If uh… usually he would just sit under the second turret and get a shield and then he’s just invincible. There’s no killing that. Uh… so I got Tiamat, this is the fastest possible, uh, push, here… I’m dominating this guy in lane… Uh…so I’m gonna push these minions up now and take this turret. This is called “Split Pushing” for uh…for the beginners out there. So here I am now Now I can take this turret because I killed Nasus four times, Uh…oh, and there’s the teleport and I fffffucking HATE this game! and this game is FUCKING gar– I’m coming for you Tristana! Here I go! Oh, I’m coming for you! Get over here- –And she ults me to safety, Ladies and gentlemen a heart of gold on that beautiful, just a BEAUTIFUL play. Coming for you Aatrox! Here I go! Janna, gimme the boost! Eyyyyy! Now watch this. *dunkey humming along to the music* We lost that match. I know what you guys up to. I see what you’re doing, You’re trying to spook me off so I…so I…you can get a CS lead on me. Nope. I’m getting this guy. bam You guys can’t trick me. I’ve SEEN Shark Tale. It’s good to be back baby. *laughs* Now I can finally play with the actual good players.


  • Reply RoM April 27, 2018 at 8:22 pm

    y'know I think Dunkey might enjoy league now a days. Games are shorter, they're adding ranks for every role, there's that "Remake" option when people are AFK at the start. I think league less toxic to play than it was

  • Reply Lucien Hicks May 1, 2018 at 2:19 pm

    This game sucks. Glad you quit this bullshit, Dunkley

  • Reply Mary Jane May 8, 2018 at 6:48 am

    love the maplestory bgm

  • Reply Noobrzor May 8, 2018 at 6:21 pm

    I think this is my favourite dr.Drenkey bideo.

  • Reply WB_SteelyPete May 22, 2018 at 9:49 pm

    can anyone tell me the saxaphone song name that plays in the background at times

  • Reply Yaseen Peeraullee May 26, 2018 at 2:19 am

    I miss you qq

  • Reply HumbleOW May 29, 2018 at 2:54 am

    came to rewatch this never noticed the third strike tunes.
    dunkey got god tier taste

  • Reply lucy wang May 30, 2018 at 4:39 pm

    miss u dunkey ❤️☹️

  • Reply jiale chen June 2, 2018 at 7:13 pm

    im in 1080 still ugly as hell

  • Reply Jarid Gaming June 7, 2018 at 5:57 am

    Long story short everyone is trash but dunkey

  • Reply Luis Mario Reyes June 18, 2018 at 5:17 am

    Stop criticizing BOT fiddle as it works

  • Reply Pascal June 20, 2018 at 3:39 pm

    Seeing this old league video Im really glad Dunkey quit League, his videos have alot higher quality nowadays 🙂

  • Reply Garic Hill July 5, 2018 at 4:38 am

    I fucking love the sonic and sega’s all stars racing theme at the start

  • Reply DrFlahabadoobin July 9, 2018 at 4:05 pm

    ADC fiddlesticks is a thing now

  • Reply Win Con Gaming July 24, 2018 at 2:30 am

    little did you know fiddle bot would be mets <,<

  • Reply Godly 2113 July 24, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    dunkey doesn't know they reworked aatrox

  • Reply Excuse Me? July 30, 2018 at 10:19 pm


  • Reply Ivan The Ninja August 1, 2018 at 3:23 am

    Is that bayonetta music I hear?

  • Reply MightBe Alex August 1, 2018 at 9:52 am

    Check out our new fan mail video too

  • Reply L Ron Howard August 4, 2018 at 1:21 pm

    Who else came here from funny fezz??

  • Reply Simonas Rimkus August 5, 2018 at 6:09 pm

    4:41 song name ?

  • Reply Truxton Glahe August 9, 2018 at 3:52 am

    how the fuck do these people get in suck high rank

  • Reply lol70721 August 13, 2018 at 6:34 pm

    I forgot you used to play leauge

  • Reply melon spider August 16, 2018 at 3:38 am

    Still feeling sad

  • Reply ZachAttackRandom August 17, 2018 at 8:27 am

    Why is it splatoon music in part of it lol

  • Reply big boy August 18, 2018 at 8:47 am

    strange how not just one, but many of these retarded things became meta

  • Reply Poi August 21, 2018 at 11:35 am

    that jarvan was probably just brainlagging or perhaps brainlacking

  • Reply lightning Flash Animator August 26, 2018 at 6:54 am

    I would afk if my jng did that when I asked for a dive. J4

  • Reply Ezoo August 26, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    it just keeps getting better

  • Reply TheBerxus' September 1, 2018 at 1:12 am


  • Reply kigyurtpasi September 4, 2018 at 8:24 am

    I'm just hapy Dunkey didn't get an aneurysm back in the day, so he could make the Bookworm adventures video!

  • Reply metalheadgirl336 September 5, 2018 at 6:10 pm

    His league videos really hold up against the test of time. Years later and they are still some of my favorite things to watch

  • Reply Josh Story September 7, 2018 at 12:12 am

    We all miss dunkey playing league

  • Reply Mert Seremet September 10, 2018 at 8:32 pm

    What's the song name right at the start?

  • Reply slumpy September 13, 2018 at 7:57 am

    ok so basically

    im car

  • Reply Terry The 1st September 15, 2018 at 8:44 am

    I'M CAR

  • Reply Gazú Poblete September 17, 2018 at 3:16 pm

    0:50 wath's the song?

  • Reply The Great Fish September 18, 2018 at 11:14 am

    I get the point of the Nasus v Wukong clip, teleport is bullshit. But if Dunkey had actually used his Q to push he would have taken the tower in time

  • Reply meatmxn September 23, 2018 at 11:12 pm


  • Reply Neddier September 25, 2018 at 8:43 am

    4:10 He actually lost this game

  • Reply SkipPlayz September 26, 2018 at 10:25 pm

    2018….I want another league video ;-;

  • Reply Aqw Machine October 19, 2018 at 6:09 pm

    The jarvan gank had me cracking lolololol

  • Reply _Galaxia_ October 22, 2018 at 12:37 pm

    The dunkey hating league of legends origin story

  • Reply Banana Senpai November 6, 2018 at 5:18 am


  • Reply A name November 7, 2018 at 12:23 pm


  • Reply Diogo Sousa November 9, 2018 at 11:21 pm

    Isn´t it fun that we are still watching Dunkey´s lol videos 3 years later?

  • Reply Neb November 12, 2018 at 6:00 am

    Dunkey's more Toxic than me

  • Reply Joelcd12 November 12, 2018 at 7:43 pm

    oh, the times

  • Reply Benjamin Ang November 15, 2018 at 3:53 pm

    I almost forgot to watch this today

  • Reply Noah Garcia January 4, 2019 at 9:34 pm


  • Reply Sheeny Banana January 12, 2019 at 5:51 pm

    4:04 Dunkey goes sicko mode in 2015?

  • Reply Mr Always Right January 13, 2019 at 3:14 pm

    2:27 i can't breath….

  • Reply nes des January 15, 2019 at 10:20 am

    that lux edit made it look like a one shot i wanted to see the fight 🙁 1:07

  • Reply Simon bastin February 4, 2019 at 3:30 am

    Just…three…wins…away…from…the good players

  • Reply Douche Dick February 18, 2019 at 8:54 pm

    noob nasus had no stacks

  • Reply Standing Pineapple March 4, 2019 at 3:13 am

    Watching in 2019?

  • Reply Rance March 6, 2019 at 5:07 pm

    Man, the 2015 days feel so long ago. LoL content creators that still played, SJW nonsense that was on a low pit, YouTube still not demonetizing every video…

  • Reply Space Cate March 9, 2019 at 8:57 am

    Now i can play with the reeaaall players

  • Reply Lucas Negrete Negrete March 11, 2019 at 9:22 pm

    0:37 DONT DISS MY SAX ?

  • Reply Altava March 19, 2019 at 12:49 pm

    Still the most accurate description of Leagues ranked system.

  • Reply kitby11 March 25, 2019 at 12:36 am

    k zed rip dunkey

  • Reply Spit Fuzzy March 28, 2019 at 7:52 am

    I know no one liked bard when bard was released besides me, but I am offended that dunkey hated bard so much. Im a m7 800k mp Bard main and I say Bard is the most op champ in the game and all yall need to get on my level.

  • Reply A B March 30, 2019 at 12:25 am

    Song at 0:30?

  • Reply Mjaezer Iban April 1, 2019 at 3:03 pm

    i'd love u even more if i see in your next title video is (Return to League Of Legends) it is possible?

  • Reply josecitosdj Martinez April 5, 2019 at 12:20 pm


  • Reply Slimthefourth April 24, 2019 at 1:26 am

    whats the song from 0:08 to 0:16

  • Reply Now Nothing Will Be Wrong April 25, 2019 at 1:28 pm

    That noragami ost tho

  • Reply metal rage April 25, 2019 at 2:36 pm

    Back in 2k19 to watch this, loved that days

  • Reply Reflex 1 April 28, 2019 at 10:12 pm

    0:21 I’m Car

  • Reply Darn Soap April 29, 2019 at 1:31 am

    what is this dogshit game and why does it control worse than trying to ride a real life live alligator

  • Reply henkkazor April 30, 2019 at 11:34 am

    lol I remember when I played League of Legends when I was 7 and I only got to Silver I

  • Reply Necxophye UwU May 3, 2019 at 2:07 am


  • Reply Tiger FTW May 11, 2019 at 3:55 am

    I’m car

  • Reply Andres Asencios May 13, 2019 at 6:46 pm

    Play league with QT so he can call you boosted garbage then feed

  • Reply WaffleZ May 16, 2019 at 5:10 am

    Few years past, And I still enjoy your videos fam <3 U da best fegit.

  • Reply Jake Newman May 21, 2019 at 3:14 am

    I came back to this video hearing the splatoon music… doesn’t even seem like 4 years ago I was getting hyped to play the global testfire dates

  • Reply morgrip May 23, 2019 at 7:19 pm

    Using splatoon lobby music

  • Reply Nguyen Minh Nhat May 29, 2019 at 7:23 am

    i feel onimusha music

  • Reply gael martinez May 30, 2019 at 3:35 am

    I got a whole episode of dbz fir an ad.

  • Reply Cristiano Mocellin June 1, 2019 at 10:17 pm


  • Reply LeMasterYi July 6, 2019 at 9:02 pm

    We miss you dunkey please start playing league again

  • Reply John Smith July 7, 2019 at 9:03 am

    I feel you pain mate

  • Reply Zen Ytem July 17, 2019 at 11:53 pm

    I miss the old days now…

  • Reply Dominik Kovac July 22, 2019 at 3:50 pm

    Fegit wakang

  • Reply joshua Quispe July 23, 2019 at 5:42 am

    0:52 is that from skullgirls

  • Reply none_ tv July 24, 2019 at 5:51 am

    just…never old

  • Reply Bearwithme July 24, 2019 at 9:28 pm

    I never noticed the "Gates of hell" theme from Bayonetta playing during the "GG Pro" Riven bit.

  • Reply Freshmoor Bay July 26, 2019 at 4:40 pm

    it appears the algorithm wants me to reminisce for dunkeys sake

  • Reply Darke 1 July 29, 2019 at 2:35 am

    Nobody cares what year you watching.

  • Reply Comiclover261 July 30, 2019 at 2:12 am

    wow league looked so different back then

  • Reply J K August 12, 2019 at 10:29 pm


  • Reply Gavin August 19, 2019 at 3:36 am

    “thank you jarvin!” as he’s typing ‘what the fuck’

    best part

  • Reply Nether Warrior August 19, 2019 at 12:34 pm

    These are sad times

  • Reply Sandis Smilga August 22, 2019 at 7:14 am

    0:31 Legit 1hp

  • Reply Kinarraa PUBG August 23, 2019 at 3:17 pm

    2019 here and im missing those lol videos 🙁

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