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Man City vs Arsenal 2-1 – JINGLE BELLS! (Sane, Sterling and Walcott goals + highlights 2016 PARODY)

October 24, 2019


(# Jingle Bells) ALL: (SINGING) # Jingle Bells! We’re Arsenal, we’ll beat City away! ARSENE WENGER: # Oh, what fun! MESUT OZIL: # We’re going to ride out with 3 points today! ALL: Yay! # Jingle Bells! We’re Arsenal, we’ll beat City away! ARSENE WENGER: # Oh, what fun ALEXIS SANCHEZ: Oh, what a ride! THEO WALCOTT: # Who would like a free latté ALL: Yay! ARSENE WENGER: # Lol! has someone died? THEO WALCOTT: # Take that! And this! Hooray! PETR CECH: # What a Sterling miss! RAHEEM STERLING: Oh no! ARSENE WENGER: # Lol! He’s just so lame! Ha! Ha! Ha! JOHN MOTSON: # Sane slots it in! ARSENE WENGER: # Ref, Sane’s sleigh was just offside! JOHN MOTSON: # What a ball! Sterling… ARSENE WENGER: Ref! Silva’s sleigh was miles offside! (GUARDIOLA LAUGHS RUDELY) ALL: # Jingle Bells! We’re Arsenal, we lost to City away! ARSENE WENGER: # Far from fun… MESUT OZIL: # We had to ride home with no points today… ALL: Lame! # Jingle Bells! We’re Arsenal, we lost to City away! ARSENE WENGER: # Far from fun… ALEXIS SANCHEZ: # I’m just so tired ARSENE WENGER: # Now we’re in 4th place… # ALL: Lame! ARSENE WENGER: Damn you, lazy Mesut, Damn you, tired Alexis and damn you all! Roll on the January sales! (BODIES THUDDING ON FLOOR) (SAD PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) DEAN: Hi, guys, check out “Online Soccer Manager.” It’s free and it’s football! Pick your club out of all the major clubs and competitions. I’ve chosen the Old Lady. OLD ITALIAN LADY: Great choice! DEAN: Thanks! Choose your team, GIANLUIGI BUFFON: Um… Hello! DEAN: That’s better! Set your tactics and style and away you go! You can play one match per day or play your mates. Wahoo! OLD ITALIAN LADY: It was only a draw! DEAN: Ah. I think we need a new player. I wonder if Pogba is transfer listed yet? Head over to the store and check out “Online Soccer Manager.” The link is in the description and let me know what you think of it in the comments. Cheerio!

32 Comments

  • Reply ArsenalFC145 yeet April 21, 2019 at 11:14 am

    He never died

  • Reply Benjamin Wellington May 1, 2019 at 1:38 am

    Ozil is Muslim.

  • Reply Kicsik Nagy May 5, 2019 at 6:14 pm

    liked 2019

  • Reply NerdWithFriends May 12, 2019 at 8:41 pm

    Arsene Wenger is by far my favourite character in the 442oons Cinematic Universe. Every video, it's always "*DAMN YOU* something".

  • Reply Judy Chen May 18, 2019 at 11:04 pm

    0:35

  • Reply רויאל פעמון May 23, 2019 at 7:49 am

    3-1??

  • Reply Nathan Chiang June 10, 2019 at 12:31 pm

    Why Gundogan died?

  • Reply Noisy boy the steel samurai June 14, 2019 at 3:32 pm

    Why here Gundogan is died

  • Reply Alejandro robledo June 19, 2019 at 10:25 pm

    Nice game

  • Reply James Scally June 20, 2019 at 4:05 pm

    come on city

  • Reply Super Legendary June 20, 2019 at 5:33 pm

    Best sing!!!

  • Reply Wet Sock 25 June 20, 2019 at 10:37 pm

    Who’s watching this in 2019 where Sanchez is a Man Utd arsenal are shit and city wining everything football these days

  • Reply Pam Hogg June 21, 2019 at 7:14 am

    Nice

  • Reply isimsiz TR June 22, 2019 at 5:33 am

    Mesut ozil update

  • Reply Weird Aussy June 22, 2019 at 10:47 pm

    Tbh thats rude saying "lol has someone died today" because gundagons baby could have died so im going to dislike

  • Reply Jibril Guled July 7, 2019 at 10:40 pm

    Jingle bells we're arsenal we lost to city away, oh what fun it is to see arsenal lose again.

  • Reply Federico II fantastico Puglia July 16, 2019 at 7:02 pm

    Gundogan It's not died

  • Reply Samet Çelen July 24, 2019 at 10:20 am

    Gündoğan türk

  • Reply Michelle Donnelly July 25, 2019 at 3:21 pm

    It is MLGOSM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Reply Park Cars July 26, 2019 at 2:23 pm

    He didn’t die

  • Reply Ahmed Rashid August 3, 2019 at 9:23 pm

    Gundogan never died

  • Reply Alexis Cairns August 6, 2019 at 7:59 pm

    Good

  • Reply Arian Shala August 10, 2019 at 6:50 pm

    Gundogan didn't die

  • Reply derek revell August 26, 2019 at 10:54 am

    Good game ozil

  • Reply Claudiu Chifor September 1, 2019 at 2:45 pm

    Long

  • Reply Arda Araz September 1, 2019 at 3:28 pm

    Who else actually thought gundogan died lmao

  • Reply Alfred The gamer September 2, 2019 at 6:53 am

    He is not dead

  • Reply Lionel Messigician September 2, 2019 at 1:09 pm

    1:31 what if we didn’t have friends?

  • Reply Arsenal Fan TV September 7, 2019 at 5:20 am

    0:07–0:22 Who was steering the sleigh?!

  • Reply Levi playz September 19, 2019 at 8:23 am

    Gundogan is not R.I.P he only had injury lol!

  • Reply Gamer Reis October 13, 2019 at 8:29 am

    Gündoğan is Turkish

  • Reply DA GAMER ALIYAS October 22, 2019 at 3:12 pm

    Gundogan died?!

    Wait I realized it’s just a joke

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