(# Jingle Bells) ALL: (SINGING) # Jingle Bells! We’re Arsenal, we’ll beat City away! ARSENE WENGER: # Oh, what fun! MESUT OZIL: # We’re going to ride out with 3 points today! ALL: Yay! # Jingle Bells! We’re Arsenal, we’ll beat City away! ARSENE WENGER: # Oh, what fun ALEXIS SANCHEZ: Oh, what a ride! THEO WALCOTT: # Who would like a free latté ALL: Yay! ARSENE WENGER: # Lol! has someone died? THEO WALCOTT: # Take that! And this! Hooray! PETR CECH: # What a Sterling miss! RAHEEM STERLING: Oh no! ARSENE WENGER: # Lol! He’s just so lame! Ha! Ha! Ha! JOHN MOTSON: # Sane slots it in! ARSENE WENGER: # Ref, Sane’s sleigh was just offside! JOHN MOTSON: # What a ball! Sterling… ARSENE WENGER: Ref! Silva’s sleigh was miles offside! (GUARDIOLA LAUGHS RUDELY) ALL: # Jingle Bells! We’re Arsenal, we lost to City away! ARSENE WENGER: # Far from fun… MESUT OZIL: # We had to ride home with no points today… ALL: Lame! # Jingle Bells! We’re Arsenal, we lost to City away! ARSENE WENGER: # Far from fun… ALEXIS SANCHEZ: # I’m just so tired ARSENE WENGER: # Now we’re in 4th place… # ALL: Lame! ARSENE WENGER: Damn you, lazy Mesut, Damn you, tired Alexis and damn you all! Roll on the January sales! (BODIES THUDDING ON FLOOR) (SAD PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) DEAN: Hi, guys, check out “Online Soccer Manager.” It’s free and it’s football! Pick your club out of all the major clubs and competitions. I’ve chosen the Old Lady. OLD ITALIAN LADY: Great choice! DEAN: Thanks! Choose your team, GIANLUIGI BUFFON: Um… Hello! DEAN: That’s better! Set your tactics and style and away you go! You can play one match per day or play your mates. Wahoo! OLD ITALIAN LADY: It was only a draw! DEAN: Ah. I think we need a new player. I wonder if Pogba is transfer listed yet? Head over to the store and check out “Online Soccer Manager.” The link is in the description and let me know what you think of it in the comments. Cheerio!