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“MLB: A Bad Lip Reading” — A Bad Lip Reading of Major League Baseball

November 5, 2019


***You can turn these subtitles off and on using the CC button below Mama needs a new hip bone! it’s a flying shoe would you say that I’m wonderful? I don’t really know you but like I do think that I would happily
take you in my car oh you’re so sweet hurry I’m holding back a fart you know what my eyes see? just pure pain he’s eating moss? Did you make that fudge? there’s not any fudge, ok? Can y’all give me a little piece of that fudge? no we cannot yeah, I’ll be in my friend’s car teach me how to avoid heartbreak, okay? ’cause women been crazy did you find the man who touched me? You found a potato? oh you know I gotta look out for this, uhhh real spooky bus drivers face ’cause I don’t know where he is no I don’t sit in the high chair because my legs is too long You think that’s nasty? I licked a finger wart! There’s two kinds of warts you’re not a doctor! Scaramouche! is it weird that I dream
about you? I think I better go okay I choose your mouth I need some peanut butter By the way, this guy has a pincher for a hand and he’ll use it like if he doesn’t want you to back away and how’d you learn this? well, I got pinched and then I
just sort of looked over hi AIR HURL! so first I hit the doorbell? yes I know you say don’t call it a doorbell and I really wish you will forgive me papa I got carded I mean what do you mean you got carded?! I don’t have my ID No! Why would anyone need to card you anyway? I know! It’s nice nice nice nice nice! when I was 40 years old I smashed a window Mike, really? yep Like a car or a house window? no this was a fire station’s window that’s unbelieveable-ble! listen boys, we bout to take a group
picture ah there you are now these are now, these are my fellas make sure we look nice see you hurt my feelings maste hey, here comes your wife with a proper athlete don’t need to look, ’cause
we’re divorced man no, you ought to look at her, she’s just right there! Sure bud, you know I’m not gonna look I said no cats! No cats! NO CATS! I hate cats! now I can’t be here! poor Vinny doesn’t have any shins and then he fell on the carpet and his arm busted into a thousand chunks! The hamburger float! Come on! When I’m all frustrated I don’t know how to go away oh really? So I might just pick this way You could go that way oh well i might! I might! Hey, are you mad? we are genteel yeah my fridge runs
perfect, I have it in the back So I should chase it right now? Melissa! Yo, I’m heading to Beaver Joes Hey, you’re holding that guitar wrong! ALL HAIL DONKEY! heeeee yahhhhh Y’all, I think that there’s gluten in my glove A porcupine? Huh? get back, or you’ll make me fall! BAHHHHHHHH hey you got to go out on the runway to
find yourself, ’cause that’ll do it like a male model? seriously? Stop looking now, just… don’t look! you found a penny an old one so how’d this happen? yeah I don’t know Y’ALL GONNA DIE!!! something’s waiting in the brushes for
us if something’s waiting in the brushes of
love every day I worry all day

100 Comments

  • Reply Con Man July 30, 2019 at 8:46 am

    “Hurry! I’m holding back a fart!”

  • Reply LordAaronus July 31, 2019 at 7:18 am

    Beaver Joe's will replace Hooters as the de facto sports fans celebration restuarant

  • Reply SweetMiseryx August 2, 2019 at 12:10 am

    Well.. ‘Scarramoooouuuuche’ is gonna be my go to word from now on

  • Reply Kong The Destroyer August 3, 2019 at 11:02 am

    “All hail donkey “…

  • Reply Calvin Dirette August 6, 2019 at 5:40 am

    The squeak with the cup squeeze was priceless

  • Reply FlannelCat August 6, 2019 at 6:13 pm

    "here comes your wife with a proper athlete "
    Wow

  • Reply Julia Muller (Student) August 7, 2019 at 2:47 am

    AIR HURL

  • Reply Rose Dahlia August 8, 2019 at 10:09 am

    That Lindor laugh was so good lmao

  • Reply RyGuysWorld August 9, 2019 at 2:43 am

    AIR HURL

  • Reply Brian Dilts August 10, 2019 at 2:46 am

    “I’m heading to Beaver Joe’s. You’re holding that guitar wrong!!”

  • Reply Oliver Metzger August 10, 2019 at 11:37 pm

    Are you sure their actually saying this, because it really looks like their saying what their saying

  • Reply Swagboss 5221 August 12, 2019 at 1:00 pm

    3:32 I ACTUALLY DIED 😂🗯

  • Reply Space Ghost August 13, 2019 at 12:54 am

    "You're holdin' that guitar wrong"

  • Reply Juicy Joseph August 13, 2019 at 4:43 am

    Y’all gonna die

  • Reply Shaun Stark August 13, 2019 at 7:08 am

    thats unbelieveable-ble i laughed way to hard XD

  • Reply John Mongrue August 14, 2019 at 1:13 am

    POOR VINNY DOESN’T HAVE ANY SHINS AND THEN HE FELL ON THE CARPET AND HIS ARM BUSTED INTO A THOUSAND CHUNKS

  • Reply Debbie McVegan August 19, 2019 at 7:00 am

    no shit is that Mike Yastrzemski at 3:09?

  • Reply Zero•Trixz August 20, 2019 at 4:56 pm

    Eric Laur:A porcupine? Huh?

  • Reply kerri hennebury August 22, 2019 at 8:07 am

    That’s unbelievab-a-ble LMAO

  • Reply RacinGIRL911 August 22, 2019 at 5:32 pm

    Crazy good!!! 😂😂

  • Reply Stu DLNGR August 23, 2019 at 3:55 am

    Bastid

  • Reply Havendale Blvd August 23, 2019 at 5:05 pm

    1:13 I'm fucking dying. Bahahahaha

  • Reply Slick Films August 27, 2019 at 11:44 am

    2:26 lol

  • Reply Z V August 28, 2019 at 9:46 pm

    You’re not the glue police. I am.

  • Reply Andrew Wutsit August 28, 2019 at 11:05 pm

    😂😂😆 I hate cats! Now I can't be here!

  • Reply Christian Mire August 29, 2019 at 12:43 am

    God dang that was some high singing like “AHHAAAAAHHH” at 3:05. Totally unexpected

  • Reply Greg Burrows August 30, 2019 at 12:54 am

    He’s eatin’ moss?

  • Reply Greg Burrows August 30, 2019 at 12:58 am

    .6M of the 2.6M hits are mine just now

  • Reply itslandon 12 August 30, 2019 at 10:11 pm

    Why do i feel like Orlando actually wanted peanut butter😂🤣

  • Reply Bradley Cole August 31, 2019 at 12:27 am

    3:30 YA HOO DA LOL

  • Reply David McGrail August 31, 2019 at 1:52 am

    This so good

  • Reply Ayat Saleh September 2, 2019 at 4:06 pm

    3:11 when you’re celebrating like you just scored a soccer goal

  • Reply Haxord 2 September 2, 2019 at 7:48 pm

    Jomboy does not agree with this lip reading

  • Reply Noah Ellis September 4, 2019 at 2:03 am

    I love how many royals clips there are

  • Reply The Reaper September 6, 2019 at 11:14 pm

    AIR HURL !!!

  • Reply 123 September 7, 2019 at 6:37 pm

    You should do more of these MLB videos since youve done a million of the NFL ones.

  • Reply amaury joel September 8, 2019 at 6:23 pm

    Somehow i believe Gerrit Cole said that 😂

  • Reply Jake Beckwith September 8, 2019 at 7:44 pm

    I think there's gluten in my glove 🤣🤣🤣

  • Reply Large Brewers Fan September 9, 2019 at 2:52 am

    Arcia:

    I need some pEaNUt bUtTEr

  • Reply Livlandia September 11, 2019 at 1:21 am

    he's eating moss??? 🙄🙄

  • Reply Livlandia September 11, 2019 at 1:22 am

    Did u find the man who touched me? U found a potato?

    oh.

  • Reply Livlandia September 11, 2019 at 1:24 am

    2:51

  • Reply Joel Byrum September 11, 2019 at 1:33 am

    1:03 “Scattamoosh!” I think he was doing the Fandango?

  • Reply AustrianCitizen September 11, 2019 at 7:54 pm

    "MELISSAAA!"

  • Reply Livlandia September 11, 2019 at 8:40 pm

    Me in class: laughs
    Teacher: What's so funny??
    Me: Nothing..
    Me in my mind: YALL GON DIE

  • Reply revinevan87 September 12, 2019 at 8:36 am

    OMG please keep making MLB ones.

  • Reply Livlandia September 12, 2019 at 10:37 pm

    The fact that I can go back and rewatch this anytime I want is truly a gift from God

  • Reply Grant Brinton September 16, 2019 at 2:31 pm

    1:56 was my favourite

  • Reply SonicBooom96 September 18, 2019 at 8:10 am

    It's a 3 min video. You dont need a 30 secs commerical.

  • Reply SonicBooom96 September 18, 2019 at 8:13 am

    Why the hell is mike moustakas have a mexican pop voice over?

    Needs less brewers shit and more Cubs players. Not just maddon

  • Reply areck jazy September 19, 2019 at 10:08 pm

    2:30🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Reply BloodtoBody September 20, 2019 at 6:06 am

    I'm convulsing in bed right now; I can't pick a favorite quote.

  • Reply Rose Red September 23, 2019 at 3:28 pm

    Who is the guy at 1:26
    He looks like Renee Zellweger

  • Reply Lance Littleton September 24, 2019 at 3:02 pm

    0:57 "..cause my legs is too long" -a height joke on the 5'6" Altuve haha

  • Reply KD & MARIE September 26, 2019 at 10:30 pm

    I hate cats I can’t be here 😂😂

  • Reply Ayat Saleh September 29, 2019 at 12:25 am

    THE HAMBURGER FLOWSSSS
    COME ON 2:26

  • Reply Tuggs September 29, 2019 at 6:39 pm

    2:06 when did Zack Hample become an umpire

  • Reply Shannon Blackmer October 6, 2019 at 1:49 am

    1:04 I’m on the ground laughing

  • Reply Peter Sutherland October 8, 2019 at 2:22 pm

    Orange nut

  • Reply Moscow Madness October 8, 2019 at 6:00 pm

    "Here comes your wife with a proper athlete!" "We're divorced!"

    I'm deceased. 🤣🤣

  • Reply Tuggs October 9, 2019 at 3:39 am

    original videos (ones that i could find)
    0:28 – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvqzXiuAg1E&t=1m49s
    0:38 – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4SLDraTvs8&t=6m38s
    0:50 – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pe32V4g8Wug&t=0m38s
    0:59 – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAJnF96KdxQ&t=4m10s
    1:14 – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MWm-WBSqN8&t=6m08s
    1:36 – https://www.mlb.com/video/moustakas-ejected-after-review-c2166519083 (skip to 0:12)
    1:53 – https://www.mlb.com/video/moustakas-ejected-after-review-c2166519083 (skip to 0:08)
    2:02 – https://www.mlb.com/video/callaway-s-1st-ejection-c2147890783 (skip to 0:09)
    2:13 – https://www.mlb.com/video/kemp-gets-tossed-in-the-7th-c2033882483 (skip to 0:46)
    2:20 – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jsol1xP7YVg&t=15m59s
    2:26 – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojdxzPkZc9w&t=45s
    2:31 – https://www.mlb.com/video/banister-ejected-in-the-9th-c2141861383 (skip to 1:38)
    2:41 – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiA0BpZO_6U&t=3m32s
    2:55 – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeYnOm6dTtg&t=7m12s
    3:11 – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_mxjnePn44&t=1m59s
    3:26 – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMSue_BjNas&t=20s

    you're welcome.

  • Reply Fishing With Eddie October 10, 2019 at 3:18 am

    0:48

  • Reply Vicky Hunter October 10, 2019 at 8:39 am

    “You know what my eyes see… just pure pain…” SAME HAHAHA 😂😂😂

  • Reply Kain Day October 10, 2019 at 10:37 pm

    DA HAMBURGER FLOWWWW

  • Reply Andres R. October 11, 2019 at 8:37 am

    1:52 REPLAY N REPLAY N 20 MORE TIMES 😂😂😂

  • Reply Andres R. October 11, 2019 at 8:37 am

    1:53 *

  • Reply roylenem October 11, 2019 at 9:45 pm

    Do the WNBA

  • Reply Disco Biker October 12, 2019 at 1:14 am

    Unbelievablecable! There's gluten in my glove! Y'all gon die! Lol!

  • Reply VenusBlue October 13, 2019 at 6:40 pm

    I’ve Been Dying For This!

  • Reply bingo_fuel October 14, 2019 at 4:50 am

    "no cats! i hate cats!…..now i can't be here!" lmao

  • Reply John Murrin October 14, 2019 at 9:28 pm

    Fun fact, for the first one, that is what he actually said, his mom broke a few ribs.

  • Reply Miles Conerly October 15, 2019 at 6:46 am

    2:50 when the vet is bored with neuterings.

  • Reply Denn Sigauke October 15, 2019 at 11:47 am

    i hate cats hahahahahahahahaha

  • Reply HorriblePlaythroughs05 October 15, 2019 at 9:21 pm

    No one's talking about 3:11. shame.

  • Reply Scott Dukes October 16, 2019 at 1:04 am

    0:25 "Pure Pain…for the other team that is!"-Gerrit Cole 2019

  • Reply John Mongrue October 16, 2019 at 5:38 pm

    ITS A FLYING SHOE

  • Reply Ethan collins October 17, 2019 at 3:08 am

    Can you guys do an NHL version

  • Reply Dave Does October 17, 2019 at 10:08 pm

    New word: unbelievabable

  • Reply David Brooks October 18, 2019 at 6:39 am

    Omg the Salvador perez laugh got me weak

  • Reply Nicholas Mathison October 18, 2019 at 1:09 pm

    "I need some peanut butter!"

  • Reply PleasePressTriangle October 19, 2019 at 6:20 pm

    “Is it weird that I dream about you?”
    “I think I’d better go.”
    “Okay. I choose your mouth”

    DEAD 🤣

  • Reply Peachy X0 October 19, 2019 at 8:55 pm

    “THE HAMBURGER FLOAT”

  • Reply Sparky Hey October 21, 2019 at 12:22 am

    Soooo freaking funnny

  • Reply Kerry Sayers October 21, 2019 at 11:59 pm

    3:32

  • Reply Collin McAtee October 24, 2019 at 3:22 pm

    You think that’s nasty I licked a finger wart 😂😂😂😂

  • Reply C H October 25, 2019 at 3:40 am

    Thas unbeeleeveable!

  • Reply Ronnie Edfors Jr. Music October 25, 2019 at 7:30 pm

    "You think that's nasty?! I licked a finger wart!"

  • Reply TheWedgieCraft TWC October 26, 2019 at 6:24 pm

    "is it weird that I dream about you? mm think id better go" ahhahahaha 1:06

  • Reply Josny13 October 26, 2019 at 6:24 pm

    2:50

  • Reply pamphlet October 27, 2019 at 2:39 am

    Why did all of the royals have weird noises

  • Reply Kjbrunzo October 28, 2019 at 2:53 am

    Still hoping to see a 2019 MLB bad lip reading. If you use the Pirates and Reds, they had a big brawl this year which might be good footage since a lot of words were said…hint hint.

  • Reply Phillip Collins October 29, 2019 at 11:54 am

    The guys that do this are amazing these are so funny to watch 👍

  • Reply Canto III October 29, 2019 at 6:49 pm

    The hamburger floooaaattt! C'mon!

  • Reply Evelyn Rodriguez October 31, 2019 at 6:02 am

    Can we get 2019? Some great moments!

  • Reply H S November 1, 2019 at 1:04 am

    1:07 can you do the fandango

  • Reply GiDD November 1, 2019 at 2:03 am

    I choose your mouth

  • Reply Melissa Christophers November 1, 2019 at 2:25 am

    2:52 MELISSA!!!!!
    I approve this message.

  • Reply Diana Sarg November 3, 2019 at 2:17 pm

    We need a new mlb bad lip reading please

  • Reply The funny man /veryfunny November 4, 2019 at 10:12 pm

    I need some peanut butter

  • Reply Exshaolinwarrior November 5, 2019 at 12:55 am

    Plot twist:
    This is what they are actually saying

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