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Ozzy Man Reviews: Cricket Ball Tampering

October 2, 2019


Okay who’s talking poorly of the Australian cricket team. Who is calling us cheats? What is this fucking bullshit? As far as I can see Bancroft is fixing up his pants This is a classic boxer shorts issue He’s trying to get some fresh air to the meat and potatoes And everyone’s watching him on the big screen making accusations This is a breach of privacy Crikey. He’s going in deep yeah, nah. That’s okay. It’s okay Fuck They’ve got a super slow-mo camera Okay, there is something in his hand I won’t deny it. I can see it. It’s a yellow post-it note Fuck That’s all it is He’s met a Sheila last night, and he doesn’t want to lose her number So he’s moving it from his pocket to his undies We’ve all done this every guy has done this before This is just something we do Ye nah ye ye nah And here he’s just rubbing her number on the ball for good luck Every guy rubs valued possessions onto their balls Especially when it’s connected to someone you like There’s Shane Warne He’s like I never tampered with my balls out on the field Whatever Warnie Michael Clarke is disgusted Shit, even our Prime Minister is calling our cricket team cheats. Fuck’s sake Malcolm. Fuck’s sake Ah whatever Only thing he’s good for is getting yelled at by Donald Trump Anyway, yeah look he’s cooperating He’s emptied his pockets for the umpires And the only thing in there is his sunglasses cloth to clean the sunglasses he’s not wearing Nothing suspicious all good And I mean so what if he had a press conference Admitting that he tried to change the texture of the ball with a piece of sticky tape? So what? I don’t believe him He’s only trying to protect that Sheila’s digits And yes, so what if the Australian captain Steve Smith admitted To knowing about the cheating as well He’s just being a good wingman. Okay fine fuck we cheated The Australian cricket team tried to cheat, and it’s a shit day to be Australian Fuck fine Fuck me dead none of us are proud of this. This is Smith saying to Bancroft, yeah, we’re fucked We’re totally fucked We have a lot of cameras Oh dear We’re going to end up being like the Russian Olympic team They have to use that generic Olympic flag when they compete As punishment because they’ve done too much cheating That’s what our Australian athletes could do to us Sad day Sad fucking day to be Australian This game has super slow-mo cameras, snickometers, hot spot technology, LED stumps and bails But no, our player’s thought,”No worries. We can get away with this shit.”

100 Comments

  • Reply Ben van der Walt March 26, 2018 at 9:46 am

    "Every guy rubs valued possessions onto their balls." – Ozzy Man 2018

  • Reply abhishek #Crl June 24, 2019 at 2:58 pm

    Surprising it didn't cut his dick

  • Reply Bhoop Nath June 25, 2019 at 11:15 am

    Nice english.

  • Reply Benedict Ebenezer June 25, 2019 at 7:26 pm

    Australian team culture has always been rubbish… But they crossed limits in 2018…. Well done CA for the 1 year ban on Smith and Warner

  • Reply games hack June 26, 2019 at 5:38 am

    What the fuck r u talking funny

  • Reply globalwarming08 June 26, 2019 at 8:31 pm

    They should get some lessons from Pakistani bowlers.

  • Reply Abhishek Bhardwaj June 27, 2019 at 5:27 pm

    This is all a bunch of BS. We all know Australia doesn't exist. ?

  • Reply Usama Sadiq June 29, 2019 at 9:17 am

    I lost it when he said "no worries! we can get away with it".

  • Reply Kriti chauhan June 29, 2019 at 1:11 pm

    This man is high on fuck

  • Reply Joy Akaia June 29, 2019 at 3:01 pm

    "Sad fucking day to be Australian"….
    . Man that must have hurt.??

  • Reply wax wax July 1, 2019 at 4:28 am

    Yada, yada, yada . . . How'd the date go?

  • Reply Rahul Qureshi July 3, 2019 at 10:28 pm

    2:05 It was not Smith.

  • Reply sayan deep July 5, 2019 at 9:44 am

    that is not ozzy man reviews thats Aussie man reviews … ☹️?

  • Reply elastic sky July 7, 2019 at 10:37 am

    Oz are worst human species on earth.. uncultured and rude

  • Reply S D July 7, 2019 at 12:18 pm

    What's with you and Sheila ??

  • Reply GOD Particle July 8, 2019 at 7:24 am

    Fucktards Pusstralians

  • Reply Nicholas Kigen July 8, 2019 at 6:17 pm

    we've all done it

  • Reply Joshua Bullion 142 July 9, 2019 at 5:56 am

    1:10

  • Reply Vikas Tyagi July 11, 2019 at 7:23 am

    Your own ball can inswing after it.

  • Reply chan yang July 11, 2019 at 12:19 pm

    Why you are still saying cheater
    You need to move on
    And please don't hate him
    He already apologize

  • Reply Ong Bonga July 11, 2019 at 4:21 pm

    ENGLAND WIN BY 8 WICKETS WITH 18 OVERS TO SPARE
    SWEET JESUS

  • Reply HEMANT AGARWAL July 11, 2019 at 10:04 pm

    No world cup 2019 post yet?

  • Reply ee car July 12, 2019 at 3:56 pm

    ozzy what is the musiz you using at the end of the video?

  • Reply swampy July 12, 2019 at 7:26 pm

    Meat and potatoes ?

  • Reply Mehraan Khan July 12, 2019 at 7:27 pm

    This man is savage ??

  • Reply whatever04 July 13, 2019 at 3:32 pm

    Joke from twitter : "Australia really struggling ever since they banned cheating.. "

    Just a light hearted joke, aussies are still a top team in cricket.

  • Reply Web Compilations July 14, 2019 at 7:02 pm

    Oozy is an Australian. I didn't knw that

  • Reply Freddy is Ready July 16, 2019 at 6:19 am

    Fuck me dead….lmfao

  • Reply Jimmy McGill July 16, 2019 at 5:38 pm

    Better than biting it like Pakistanis.

  • Reply Xavier Mill July 17, 2019 at 11:23 am

    So…the real story is there were 3 balls tampered by Bancroft

  • Reply renny mathew July 17, 2019 at 4:21 pm

    I tamper with my balls everyday.

  • Reply NowA NevA July 18, 2019 at 2:15 pm

    Cricket ??‍♂️. Lol. Watch a real sport like hockey or baseball if you want something similar. ?.

  • Reply Kris Hammer July 18, 2019 at 3:20 pm

    He probably figured that nobody watches fucking Cricket

  • Reply SatanicSexGod July 18, 2019 at 10:34 pm

    I don't know anything about cricket but how the hell can you cheat with a yellow little piece of paper.

  • Reply David Trowbridge July 19, 2019 at 6:01 am

    Review the world cup final

  • Reply THE DESTROYER July 20, 2019 at 9:52 am

    Do it on sachin tampering his balls in 2003

  • Reply zain tariq July 20, 2019 at 3:38 pm

    Sheila no. Lol

  • Reply HCR Fishing July 20, 2019 at 9:23 pm

    Quality

  • Reply Jerry Traveler July 21, 2019 at 5:09 am

    Meh. Baseball picthers are always messing with their balls. There are so many places to hide whatever it is they like to use…and sometimes they get caught.

  • Reply Kushal Rijal July 21, 2019 at 3:17 pm

    Meanwhile non cricketing nations be like: What the fuck is this Aussie ranting about?

  • Reply It's All good July 21, 2019 at 4:04 pm

    Tarnished for ever.. shame

  • Reply Chris Nunya July 21, 2019 at 7:46 pm

    Am I the only one who sees the grey dead face on the man?

  • Reply Thumbalam Saikumar July 22, 2019 at 8:18 am

    Aussie : Cheats
    Other countries : We aren't surprised MFs

  • Reply Gulraiz Bhutta July 22, 2019 at 3:19 pm

    Australian are cheater, it's true

  • Reply alohavoya July 22, 2019 at 7:54 pm

    Dafuq is wrong with dopey hats…looks like shit

  • Reply Nhlanhla Ngcobo July 23, 2019 at 7:31 pm

    ??????this commentater

  • Reply Ben Lowe July 23, 2019 at 8:11 pm

    Does it really matter lol?

  • Reply Doc Morridge July 24, 2019 at 9:08 am

    Hard to know that Ball the wankers
    Fiddling with.
    Or was it DIY circumcising.

  • Reply Pankaj Gorey July 27, 2019 at 3:48 am

    Ex Australian crickets reacted angrily because the current team got caught ????

  • Reply balzonurchin July 27, 2019 at 2:38 pm

    But cricket is relevant in what, like four countries?
    Nobody knew about this until Ozzy Man reviewed it. Now 4 million more people who give zero fucks have seen it.

  • Reply Just Curious July 28, 2019 at 6:17 pm

    hahahahaha u funny bro

  • Reply Just Curious July 28, 2019 at 6:18 pm

    hahahahaha ???????????

  • Reply christopher russell July 31, 2019 at 5:58 pm

    Brilliant absolutely fucking brilliant….funny as fuck….

  • Reply Marc Williams August 2, 2019 at 8:47 am

    I fucking hate aussie’s dirty convict bastards.

    Rule Brittania Brittania rules the waves! ?? ???????

  • Reply Kamal Jhamat August 2, 2019 at 12:08 pm

    Smith came back with 144 wow wonderful absolutely class player he is ❤❤❤

  • Reply Brick Finger August 3, 2019 at 2:50 am

    See Australia IsReal… The proof is in the shame!

  • Reply gowri shankar August 3, 2019 at 10:17 am

    Cricket Australia team so many times cheating and cheating every time cheating
    cricket gentleman game but Australia cricketers not Gentleman's

  • Reply tarimaa1 August 3, 2019 at 5:31 pm

    "THERE'S SHANE WARNE SAYING I NEVER TAMPERED WITH MY BALLS ON THE FIELD…..AAAA WHATEVER WARNIE!" ????????

  • Reply Lucifer Iblees August 3, 2019 at 9:38 pm

    Ball tampering isn't a big deal. I feel bad for those 3

  • Reply Saral Sethi August 4, 2019 at 7:47 pm

    heyy mate i adore you to the core and all that but if only you were as passionate toward cricket and how amazing cricket australia is you wouldnt have used this as content for your channel. me not being australian but a massive fan of australian cricket its pretty much the worst of me nightmares to see ozzy man hating on his own team ( besides the truth of the matter that it was an aweful thing to do)..never the less your an absolute legend!!

  • Reply praveen prassan August 5, 2019 at 3:15 pm

    Who is here after Smith's century at ashes ???

  • Reply Charlie Flint August 6, 2019 at 8:40 am

    Smith bancroft and warner should be banned for 2 years

  • Reply Raja Jii August 6, 2019 at 9:08 am

    Anytime Australia cricketer cheater

  • Reply AKA Lui August 6, 2019 at 11:11 am

    Can't believe its been a year ?

  • Reply CRAIG MURPHY August 6, 2019 at 11:33 am

    You nana

  • Reply Yxng Ad August 6, 2019 at 9:36 pm

    Same old aussies always cheatIng

  • Reply ML gamer August 7, 2019 at 7:04 am

    ‘’Fuck me dead’’
    ??

  • Reply Nuruddin Ahmad August 8, 2019 at 2:19 pm

    2:06 wasn't Smith, he is Peter handscomb

  • Reply ALPINA TM August 10, 2019 at 8:49 am

    Best commentary award goes to ozzyy man?❤️

  • Reply Tommy Ward August 16, 2019 at 10:56 am

    Fucking ozzys

  • Reply #the blue shoe Will get you August 18, 2019 at 3:34 am

    At 2:07 it's Peter Handscomb, not Steve Smith

  • Reply Deepak Pokhriyal August 19, 2019 at 5:35 pm

    That's why cricket get more interesting

  • Reply UTubeChannel August 23, 2019 at 5:44 am

    He should have put that paper in his mouth

  • Reply Bill MacQuarie August 25, 2019 at 2:25 am

    Australian Cricket…. sponsored by Sandvik!

  • Reply EvilPlaya August 26, 2019 at 12:37 am

    Ozzy Man reviewing Ossies. I think my life is complete now. Thanks mate.

  • Reply we 3 August 26, 2019 at 5:37 pm

    Mate, can you do an Ashes video? Would love it..

  • Reply mechasentai August 27, 2019 at 4:57 am

    It's ok you gave us Wolverine. We the world more than forgive you.

  • Reply Mass india August 28, 2019 at 3:46 pm

    Steve Smith ll be hunted for this for the all life.

  • Reply Ashutosh Uniyal August 30, 2019 at 11:54 am

    "Fresh air to meat and potatoes"

  • Reply Hairy Chinese Kid August 30, 2019 at 12:01 pm

    sandpaper helps your balls to swing

  • Reply Don September 5, 2019 at 4:26 pm

    I rub money on my dick for luck…

  • Reply Lfc Scouser September 5, 2019 at 5:36 pm

    Cheating twats!

  • Reply Sriharsha Gade September 6, 2019 at 1:26 am

    ?

  • Reply R. K September 6, 2019 at 11:15 am

    anyone who tries to cheat in cricket is fool . there is every possible technology there u cant get away

  • Reply Luke Good September 8, 2019 at 11:00 pm

    I like your honesty,

  • Reply KALUS DJ September 11, 2019 at 1:18 am

    Just make one attached to a ring for your finger and paint it skin colour!

  • Reply Kalyan Goud September 11, 2019 at 7:56 am

    Cheating Australians team

  • Reply Siddhant Patil September 12, 2019 at 9:23 am

    I hope Daniel Ricciardio Survives in F1

  • Reply D K September 12, 2019 at 11:29 am

    That's why australia won many world cup. Camera technology was not so good, now reality.

  • Reply Adithya Pradeep September 12, 2019 at 10:55 pm

    'Oy lads let's tamper the fucking ball with a hundred cameras pointing at me fucking face on live telly' sounds good to me cammy boy

  • Reply Michael Donnell September 15, 2019 at 3:27 pm

    Steve smith should have been banned for more than a year he should have been banned for life…..

  • Reply Darth Vader September 17, 2019 at 11:02 am

    make one on the ashes now

  • Reply Lack Star September 19, 2019 at 7:38 am

    Steve Smith didn’t even know about it until Bancroft actually used it
    I don’t know how he got the 12 month suspension

  • Reply Styles September 20, 2019 at 9:48 am

    These guys were PAID to do this because at the end of the day tampering with the ball has no guarantee of getting any wickets. It just was not worth risking being caught . Sometimes the old balls swing the best being out of shape and damp.
    This whole thing is VERY VERY suspicious.

  • Reply Be Happy September 25, 2019 at 8:08 am

    @ 2:07 he is not smith, he is Handscomb

  • Reply Be Happy September 25, 2019 at 8:13 am

    That’s true ! All Bancroft’s mates are trade workers… when he got banned one of his friend said “the way you rub the ball you can’t get job from me, you are not good enough to rub things”

  • Reply a S September 28, 2019 at 4:07 am

    He looks like lance Armstrong lol

  • Reply CoolBoy JustFun September 28, 2019 at 2:42 pm

    Whos this sheela… ? ? ? ? ?

  • Reply Jason Smith October 2, 2019 at 7:33 am

    Probably the dumbest decision in sports history, internation cricket probably has more hd cameras than any other sport, it's impossible to cheat onfield

  • Reply Brian Wade October 2, 2019 at 8:38 am

    Yeah, nah, nah, nah, that wasn't conclusive mate!

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