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Ozzy Man Reviews: Tennis Tantrums

January 15, 2020


Tennis! On the one hand, a cultured, civilized sport, on the other, it’s home to some ANGRY people. Let’s start with the granddaddy of chuckin’ wobbly’s John bloody Macenroe. Here he’s having a disagreement over a line call with the high-chair guy. “ANSWER MY QUESTION!”. Aw lots of people yell that phrase these days, especially on the internet. Completely satisfied, Johnno returns to the bench, yeah he looks calm to me… NO, he’s not! He’s still cranky. “Fuck off, Gatorade!” David Nalbandian serves, Cilic returns and… bad luck. That’s no good. OH! He kicks that fella in the bloody shin. The linesman is like “that hurt, man! I’m limping. I’m a limp guy now.” Nalbandian says “can I get you a bandaid?” Too little, too late mate. Oh the big boss is lowering his tiny mechanical chair. Shit has hit the fan when ya see that happen. Monaco delivers a spicy ball to Djokovic and he’s got the point. Novak has stern words with his equipment. A towel is offered to the racket, to stop the bleeding, but it’s dead. It’s dead. Big serve. It’s a fault. No, it’s not. It’s in. Apparently. “Noooo! Nooo! No way! Look at it, once?! Look at it. Once! Worst umpire ever in the world?” Worst umpire ever? How is he gonna respond? He says “sticks and stones will break my bones, but words shall never hurt me. You’ve got a fucken warning.” Wow! Now he’s texting his wife to tell her about his day so far. “I wanna talk to the manager. Surely there’s someone in a higher chair than you that can make sure I win this match.” Oh there we go. I guess this bloke is the owner of tennis. Serena’s like “usually I win all the games. Why is my opponent good at the sport? I should be demolishing her, but she’s bloody excellent. Which is unfair!” It’s confusing to not win every time. Aw Naomi Osaka is stressed about her own victory now. She just wants to be far away, back at home, watching Netflix, think of a calm blue ocean… NAH! This racket is getting murdered. Okay, yep, that’s enough. Grab a freshy… No, don’t murder the freshy and… back to the first one. This is a massacre. It’s like Zombieland, he Double Taps it, to confirm the kill. I don’t think Kyrios does this stuff anymore though. We can relax, he’s got it under control. Game over, but he’ll bounce back, OH NO! No! Another murdered racket! So many murders. Fantastic shot. A well-deserved point. Look out! BANG! “WOW! Oh no! OK, I think we are done.” As much as ya don’t like them, try not to assault the linesmen and women. You think they enjoy looking at your balls all day? Studying ya balls in detail. It’s a hard job. Aaand he hits the net. Classic tennis problem. “What am I gonna do? I’ll tell ya what I’m gonna do? I’m gonna hit my forehead! NAUGHTY FOREHEAD. BAD FOREHEAD. Great, now I’m bleeding. Way to make me look stupid, forehead. “I’m not getting out of my chair. I refuse to move.” “Fine” says Viktor. “I’m gonna kidnap the cameraman and show you what I see. Look at that. Look at the dirt. The ball was in, or out, I can’t remember which one I’m arguing for.” Sonic boom! Solid tanny. And Sonic boom again! Oh dad is hit. He’s like “fuck me, this is what I get for raising you?! Bullshit mate.” Mum gives him a serve. She’s like “Ya grounded for two weeks when we get back to Greece, Stefano, and no pocket money. Little shit. I’d say that’s an ace from Mum.

100 Comments

  • Reply Victor Johnson January 15, 2020 at 3:02 am

    They should automatically lose for unsportsmanlike conduct.

  • Reply WillieRants January 15, 2020 at 3:05 am

    Smashing free racquets, it must be super satisfying.

  • Reply That's not my name January 15, 2020 at 3:07 am

    Oh that was just great!

  • Reply Bedgypooks January 15, 2020 at 3:14 am

    2:02 hi mom

  • Reply david allan January 15, 2020 at 3:16 am

    ban all the temtrum idiots haha.

  • Reply nailler 9 January 15, 2020 at 3:25 am

    Grown men acting like 10 year olds. Love it.

  • Reply Jimmy Supafly January 15, 2020 at 3:26 am

    That was hilarious. No pocket money for you ,you little shit

  • Reply Voltron Ron January 15, 2020 at 3:29 am

    God damn Serena Williams is beefy. We sure she's a she?

  • Reply Kyro NiX January 15, 2020 at 3:32 am

    The guy at 1:05 was right once in that game. It happened twice.

  • Reply Marco January 15, 2020 at 3:34 am

    Serena's a sore loser

  • Reply Mike F January 15, 2020 at 3:41 am

    F**k off, Gatorade!

  • Reply justin j January 15, 2020 at 3:44 am

    It might be time to install some sensors around bountry lines.

  • Reply HomeAgent 554 January 15, 2020 at 3:45 am

    Serena looks like shes saying those exact words.

  • Reply Lily Rose January 15, 2020 at 3:51 am

    People and the media who get angry when tennis players show emotions while losing are ridiculous. These people are athletes, they live tennis and eat tennis without mentioning usually millions are on the line and the average loser who watches tennis just to feel good about themselves get mad if they dare to show anger while losing 😂 it’s always people at the bench criticizing the player.

  • Reply John Online January 15, 2020 at 3:52 am

    Of all the blokes throwing tantrums, that Williams Brother was the best.

  • Reply Rick Kassner January 15, 2020 at 3:54 am

    "Hits the net, classic tennis problem" lol

  • Reply Icky January 15, 2020 at 3:55 am

    2:00 the fucking DAB from that kid in the stands hahaha

  • Reply david wellander January 15, 2020 at 4:01 am

    Anyone ever notice when professional athletes hurt people, they they seem to not give a fuck ?

  • Reply Nate Santi January 15, 2020 at 4:04 am

    Not to over generalize, but it’s because tennis is such an expensive sport to cultivate in a child that’s its mostly players from wealthy families that are able to afford the proper coaching and turn pro, thus you already have a culture were the majority of the people are entitled rich kids. Entitled rich kids grow into entitled adults that act like this. Same with equestrian and any sport that requires money to cultivate. Again, an over generalization but you get my point.

  • Reply Senior Smiles January 15, 2020 at 4:08 am

    Any of those players who injured a linesman should be made to clean their victim's toilets and say "YES, MASSA" for an entire year.

  • Reply Mark Wandrey January 15, 2020 at 4:11 am

    Crybaby millionaires, no better than our football punks.

  • Reply Michael Wescott January 15, 2020 at 4:13 am

    Tennis players are almost as whiney as soccer players, but not quite, i think the rollers win the bitch trophy.

  • Reply Kangkan Saikia January 15, 2020 at 4:14 am

    Anyone noticed the kid with that dab at 2:03 ?

  • Reply ryanhayn January 15, 2020 at 4:14 am

    Fuck Serena.

  • Reply Al Piner January 15, 2020 at 4:19 am

    Hay Ozzy man hopefully you and your family are doing well and safe from the fire bro much respect from Hamilton Ontario Canada 🇨🇦✌ looking forward to seeing your next video be safe brother

  • Reply Cade Smith January 15, 2020 at 4:19 am

    2:25 come on now, she really have to fall?

  • Reply Bhavan S H January 15, 2020 at 4:21 am

    2:03 that dab though

  • Reply Ribeye Robert D January 15, 2020 at 4:28 am

    2:25
    The chick is faking it.

  • Reply WMV Gaming January 15, 2020 at 4:34 am

    Serena is just the worst human being, blaming everything on feminism…

  • Reply James Matthews January 15, 2020 at 4:35 am

    Most pro tennis players are spoiled entitled assholes. I remember them checking in to a hotel I use to work for. Always bitching and throwing tantrums for the littlest of things. Fucking pricks.

  • Reply Stephen Cook January 15, 2020 at 4:35 am

    You’re grounded for two weeks when we get back to Greece 😂🤣 Mom was savage….

  • Reply Jordan McCarthy January 15, 2020 at 4:40 am

    I guess this bloke is the owner of tennis 🤣

  • Reply Balkamp January 15, 2020 at 4:48 am

    Serena is awful

  • Reply Jester Slayer January 15, 2020 at 4:53 am

    Isnt destroying your racket considered unprofessional?

  • Reply Buck Futtler January 15, 2020 at 4:56 am

    Naomi Uhsocker

  • Reply Buck Futtler January 15, 2020 at 4:58 am

    lady at 2:29 grabs her chest first then realizes, "oh shit it hit my back, better flop like a soccer player!"

  • Reply Matt Baines January 15, 2020 at 5:02 am

    Can you react to Kyrgios having gay sex after he wins the tiebreaker

  • Reply Robert Emmons January 15, 2020 at 5:11 am

    Tennis. The balls are smaller, but the tantrums are just as big as they are in soccer. 😆

  • Reply Dr B January 15, 2020 at 5:12 am

    The most boring game you can waste time on ever…

  • Reply Youtube Pigs Vs Truth Channels January 15, 2020 at 5:16 am

    Womens tennis is pathetic & boring

  • Reply BrandoCommando2019 January 15, 2020 at 5:20 am

    Bloody crybabies

  • Reply DatBoiChuckles January 15, 2020 at 5:22 am

    I’ve watched all these clips before, but your commentary made them 10 times better. Thank you for this 😆

  • Reply Spirit of Life & Truth January 15, 2020 at 5:23 am

    No Jeff Tarango??

  • Reply kam shaft January 15, 2020 at 5:31 am

    btw naomi isnt considered Japanese

  • Reply Galaxis January 15, 2020 at 5:36 am

    That guy who got kicked in the leg was bleeding. I think that qualifies to get kicked out of the tournament–no pun intended.

  • Reply IASIAN FUNTAGE January 15, 2020 at 5:42 am

    No wonder Roger Federer is still playing professionally, someone gotta keep some class in the sport with all of these crybabies

  • Reply ZombieDude0001 January 15, 2020 at 5:42 am

    Having never watched tennis I'm surprised to see how many tantrums are had 😂

  • Reply WalterLiddy January 15, 2020 at 5:42 am

    The owner of tennis is one pasty guy.

  • Reply Rey Gomez January 15, 2020 at 5:47 am

    That was a new change

  • Reply Mark D. January 15, 2020 at 5:47 am

    The williams sisters are so dumb…

  • Reply Faruq Chevalier January 15, 2020 at 5:48 am

    Ah, the good ol crybabies

  • Reply Giant Booger January 15, 2020 at 5:51 am

    1:46 her and her coach or whoever this guy 1:48 is were caught CHEATING. He admitted it she played the race card. Serena Williams … CHEATER

  • Reply Sue May January 15, 2020 at 5:56 am

    Don’t know who the 265 are that don’t like this. I LOVED IT. Izzy Man is brilliant. 🤣🤣

  • Reply Marnee Pinch January 15, 2020 at 5:56 am

    The two first people who injured people showed absolute lack of caring are just completely and utter a**holes, if not sociopaths. There is zero excuse. I used to have a bad temper, and I've thrown and wrecked things. And one time, I accidentally broke something of someone else's (no excuse for that), but I immediately recognized what I did and felt terrible. I hadn't even injured someone. These people barely registered they'd done something. Holy f**k.

  • Reply k8192 January 15, 2020 at 6:00 am

    Serena Williams should have NEVER been allowed onto a tennis court after her CHEATING and BULLYING episodes. What a total disgrace the WTA is. The WTA obviously think that BULLYING and CHEATING is OK.

  • Reply luke duke January 15, 2020 at 6:02 am

    so funny keep it up

  • Reply Dinos S January 15, 2020 at 6:05 am

    SPOILDED PEOPLE….!!!

  • Reply 1234567890sunshine January 15, 2020 at 6:07 am

    Imagine throwing a fit on national TV, then your mom comes down to scold you.

  • Reply Vishwak Reddy January 15, 2020 at 6:10 am

    2:03
    The guy dabbing in the back is a legend. 😂😂

  • Reply Matthew F January 15, 2020 at 6:13 am

    1:29 mark of the video – how did you get a gorilla playing tennis? That's amazing!

  • Reply Michael Schuenemann January 15, 2020 at 6:14 am

    WILLIAMS IS A MAN !!!!!!

  • Reply Jackson Smith January 15, 2020 at 6:24 am

    Serena looks like mike Tyson

  • Reply pleury January 15, 2020 at 6:35 am

    Continued brilliance, thanks for the laugh

  • Reply Paralaxitives January 15, 2020 at 6:35 am

    As a very calm guy that’s never been in a fight, I’ve only ever completely murdered my tennis racquet once and hit it once on the ground a handful of times, some people really piss you off mna

  • Reply Lydia Orr January 15, 2020 at 6:38 am

    Chucked a wobbly

  • Reply Badger2K January 15, 2020 at 6:39 am

    Lol Tennis players are such pussies

  • Reply Rajesh January 15, 2020 at 6:40 am

    those psycopaths need some anger management classes🤷🤷

  • Reply OscarMikeOut January 15, 2020 at 6:40 am

    That referee at 2:53 looks a bit like Mark Hamill…. imagine him laughing like the joker at the tennis game.

  • Reply Hayden Pincombe January 15, 2020 at 6:46 am

    Aaaah yeah. Forgot when Serena Williams played every card imaginable because she couldn't accept a loss.

  • Reply vsboy 25 January 15, 2020 at 6:53 am

    Those Greek parents don’t play

  • Reply Kopliko Kot January 15, 2020 at 6:57 am

    Serena is disgusting bitch

  • Reply Kevin Bollinger January 15, 2020 at 7:01 am

    Listen closely and you can hear the fire raging in his audio

  • Reply Balint January 15, 2020 at 7:11 am

    Do part 2

  • Reply A B January 15, 2020 at 7:12 am

    Lol the guy in the blue shirt at 2:02

  • Reply Tom Pratz January 15, 2020 at 7:16 am

    Truly twats

  • Reply aroyals January 15, 2020 at 7:19 am

    ozzy please do cricket umpire about to give out then scratches his nose!

  • Reply Charles Pukeowski January 15, 2020 at 7:22 am

    Serena is a, what rimes on blunt

  • Reply M Daniyal Umer January 15, 2020 at 7:22 am

    Surprisingly Rafa looks more angrier all the time …. but he never leaves sportsman spirit and never samshed rackets etc.

  • Reply DUcE Dev!lsTear January 15, 2020 at 7:36 am

    Spoiled privileged pieces of sh*t !
    Should be disqualified and sent to therapy.

  • Reply Arie van Ravenswaay January 15, 2020 at 7:40 am

    This was brilliant Ozzyman. Teach them how to handle a breadstick by knocking them a brutaliser

  • Reply JonsTunes January 15, 2020 at 7:43 am

    2:00 Kid in the background couldn't give a rat's arse about the on going strop 🥳

  • Reply Dev Yud January 15, 2020 at 7:44 am

    serena williams is a disgusting bitch

  • Reply Loki January 15, 2020 at 7:47 am

    I didn't know tennis players were so angry.

  • Reply Antony Hart January 15, 2020 at 7:48 am

    That's an ace from mum. LOL. Nice one, I see what you did there

  • Reply mechasentai January 15, 2020 at 7:57 am

    Lol

  • Reply N Brown January 15, 2020 at 8:02 am

    Kyrgios is a peace of shit. At least McEnroe could play.

  • Reply Bullet ant January 15, 2020 at 8:05 am

    It’s funny how so few people will accept that the Williams lass is a shit head 😂

  • Reply vinyas rao January 15, 2020 at 8:08 am

    I love you ozzy, I love you man.

  • Reply Sanyam Malhan January 15, 2020 at 8:10 am

    Oh my god the lip reading skills are unmatched, that's exactly what Serena said 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

  • Reply Lucy Charnick January 15, 2020 at 8:10 am

    You missed a kid dabbing behind the man breaking the two or three rackets

  • Reply Kaushik Das January 15, 2020 at 8:12 am

    This one is absolutely awesome. 😄😝

  • Reply Max Do January 15, 2020 at 8:15 am

    I’m so glad you nailed the Serena part.

  • Reply SatanicSexGod January 15, 2020 at 8:16 am

    It's hard to watch. What a bunch of losers.

  • Reply Amr Samir January 15, 2020 at 8:27 am

    These arrogant players think that the whole world is waiting on them to be satisfied and happy 😕
    Such small minded people

  • Reply Dark Shadow January 15, 2020 at 8:29 am

    2:53 best idiot

  • Reply amasamadi January 15, 2020 at 8:33 am

    I'm sorry. Part two needs to happen noww

  • Reply Shane Hosking January 15, 2020 at 8:35 am

    That guy Serena Williams is talking to at 1:37 .Wasn't he one of the doctors in Doctor Who??

  • Reply Jonathan Conard January 15, 2020 at 8:37 am

    Troicki is a goddamn treasure

  • Reply Not really here January 15, 2020 at 8:38 am

    Little shit is such a common insult by bogan Mums here in Au 🤣 poor kids

  • Reply Victor Siqueira January 15, 2020 at 8:43 am

    Spoiled brats

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