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Rob Haze Stand-Up

February 7, 2020


100 Comments

  • Reply Ruffey April 10, 2018 at 7:57 am

    He just wanted to sit down, but now he's doing stand-up.

  • Reply Ryann Taylor April 11, 2018 at 5:09 pm

    I know him. Heโ€™s amazing. ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜ป

  • Reply Rachael Eagleson April 12, 2018 at 9:10 pm

    He's so squared up what a squad of comedy's lol

  • Reply Kendall B April 13, 2018 at 5:32 am

    #YeSayers we out here!!!

  • Reply Shake Skate April 17, 2018 at 10:28 pm

    Wtf is wrong with the crowd, yeah his funny but you don't need to clap at every single thing he says…

  • Reply AllTheWild_ April 20, 2018 at 5:26 pm

    Love him and his delivery

  • Reply Mohammed Alenizi April 22, 2018 at 7:52 pm

    He looks like 50 cent ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply Joseph Tatum April 24, 2018 at 5:55 am

    is that doboy lmao

  • Reply hyacinthdibley2 April 24, 2018 at 5:05 pm

    "A movie that is my life"
    I knew I'd be a movie star one day. ๐Ÿ™‚

  • Reply The Beatbox Champ May 4, 2018 at 9:33 am

    that was good

  • Reply flowerwht May 4, 2018 at 7:12 pm

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ !! lolol ๐Ÿ˜‚ !!

  • Reply Katie Dunlap May 5, 2018 at 7:57 am

    This dudeโ€™s going somewhere

  • Reply Julian Tecson May 9, 2018 at 3:17 pm

    OH SHIT HE IS HILARIOUS. SHOULD HAVE AN HOUR SHOW

  • Reply sd v May 14, 2018 at 12:47 am

    …yet you are standing up LOL

  • Reply Evelyn Ramรญrez Armijos May 14, 2018 at 3:48 pm

    What? Chippin or swiping?! Seems like contactless hasnโ€™t reach the US yet.

  • Reply Family kid May 14, 2018 at 10:24 pm

    He was actually funny

  • Reply Graylegs May 24, 2018 at 7:54 pm

    This dude is awesome!

  • Reply Beardly Amusing May 25, 2018 at 10:54 pm

    Fucking incredible

  • Reply Purple Mango 21 May 27, 2018 at 9:09 pm

    "These people are extras in the movie that in my life….but they feel like they have speaking parts.". OMG Dying!!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply Eco Revive June 16, 2018 at 7:41 am

    if they make a Forrest Gump 2 you'd be perfect as Bubba's son.

  • Reply Noor June 26, 2018 at 10:58 pm

    MAN HE SOUNDS LIKE DAVE CHAPPELLE

  • Reply ANG GANDA July 3, 2018 at 2:14 am

    He has more of a baby face than Ali Kolbert . Splendid comedy from both.

  • Reply HeWhoChills July 3, 2018 at 7:01 am

    He sounds just like Chris Broussard

  • Reply Andrew Barrett July 6, 2018 at 4:02 pm

    Dude looks like Shaun Livingston

  • Reply Hi, it's me July 11, 2018 at 6:27 am

    He should have finished the whole wanting to just sit down joke thread with, something about the irony of him choosing to do stand up

  • Reply Music with Mittens July 18, 2018 at 10:06 pm

    Omg he was so funny!! I laughed the whole video!

  • Reply tsuzuki July 19, 2018 at 2:01 am

    Bape tie ๐Ÿ”ฅ

  • Reply NC Tracie July 26, 2018 at 5:50 pm

    He's not funny.

  • Reply Chris Leal August 16, 2018 at 5:11 pm

    I was also bullied in college

  • Reply air port August 17, 2018 at 7:20 am

    Worked in a chicken restaurant at an airport. That alone is funny.

  • Reply TheWaynebarry August 18, 2018 at 6:41 am

    fucken crowd clap too long and fuck up his rhythm

  • Reply TheConcernedSum7 August 20, 2018 at 6:12 pm

    Jidenna, is this you?

  • Reply hawi hawi August 23, 2018 at 10:34 am

    Hilarious ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply Skye Groom August 27, 2018 at 1:09 am

    are you serious , this guy sucks! I know I can put this guy to shame. and he's famous fuck the worl

  • Reply Honey301 Komb August 29, 2018 at 8:48 pm

    Your good at what you do Rob!

  • Reply Ife Uchime September 6, 2018 at 7:01 pm

    Screw those kids who ripped up his birthday checks.

  • Reply Maddy Rose September 8, 2018 at 7:56 pm

    when he said," They remembered my birth day." i was like, why would you want to bully someone so much that you put a date in your calender.

  • Reply Colabuss September 17, 2018 at 6:04 pm

    I'm bilingual, I speak romanian, I even speak english!!! Can I have a job pls? :((((

  • Reply Ange Journals October 7, 2018 at 4:05 am

    He's a little dry but he is hilarious though……maybe that's what makes him so funny ๐Ÿ˜‚idk

  • Reply Saddiyah Armstrong October 8, 2018 at 1:37 am

    He legit look like a light skin Jimmy Fallon

  • Reply XoraXora Night October 10, 2018 at 3:25 am

    โ€œYou ainโ€™t even in the credits…โ€ oh I am totally using that! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ I love dry humor

  • Reply 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 October 11, 2018 at 11:43 pm

    Itโ€™s always nice to see P Diddy on TV

  • Reply Brand. Math October 12, 2018 at 11:01 am

    Lmao all puns, this is very hard comedy style. He did a great job

  • Reply Quanjaquan Stewart October 12, 2018 at 11:03 pm

    He reminds me of deon cole

  • Reply JM Dub October 13, 2018 at 7:37 am

    This is like if Jazzy Jeff did a comedy set… the voice is so similar! Extra funny tho

  • Reply LiquidThunder October 18, 2018 at 3:49 am

    phenomenal.

  • Reply Blitznstitch2 October 22, 2018 at 3:45 am

    Good job!!!!!

  • Reply Kal El October 31, 2018 at 11:17 pm

    I like how he sounds, he sounds like a good classical black comedian.

  • Reply Tatiana Wiggins November 4, 2018 at 9:26 pm

    I too have a lost face when I walk in the hallways people tell me I look lost…

  • Reply ltom25 November 11, 2018 at 3:56 am

    Ah we chipppppin o ah we swipin'

  • Reply Riley Scott November 14, 2018 at 4:22 am

    That was awesome! I don't know how he maintained his poker face. I would've cracked up at my own jokes if I was him, lol ๐Ÿ™‚

  • Reply Im Right Uโ€™re Wrong November 18, 2018 at 5:44 pm

    Wow. The audience are so lame! Why are they laughing for no reason !?
    Dude shouldโ€™ve stuck to his chicken restaurant .. at the airport ! Comedy is not for everyone

  • Reply thomas k November 20, 2018 at 5:48 pm

    Great tie. Pretty funny, too.

  • Reply Meh Jones November 22, 2018 at 11:11 am

    ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ž

  • Reply Prince Mack December 12, 2018 at 6:42 pm

    That was smooth๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ

  • Reply zoheb suleman December 13, 2018 at 11:14 am

    You're great n funny!

  • Reply sillysausage72 December 13, 2018 at 12:50 pm

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚We chippin' or we swippin'!

  • Reply Furious Rivera December 17, 2018 at 3:47 pm

    ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

  • Reply Coke โ€ข December 20, 2018 at 2:25 am

    Heโ€™s funny but damn heโ€™s fine

  • Reply Sheila Sarathy January 13, 2019 at 12:51 pm

    cringe

  • Reply Taylor Gallion January 23, 2019 at 9:56 pm

    whoa whoa whoa! put the chip in! you gunna blow this whole place up. lolol

  • Reply Bridgette Alley February 4, 2019 at 6:19 am

    ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply Preethi Kanya February 20, 2019 at 3:41 am

    Amazing ๐Ÿ˜

  • Reply Krishan S March 1, 2019 at 12:37 am

    what the hell did jimmy say at 6:02

  • Reply lhj276 March 2, 2019 at 3:52 pm

    That chip/swipe bit at the end is so fg funny because it's so fg true. Wow. Awesome.

  • Reply Just Looking March 6, 2019 at 10:40 am

    Thumbnail looks like drake and Sacha barren Cohen

  • Reply Ethan March 24, 2019 at 10:45 am

    " I have a lost face. "

  • Reply J da high roller March 26, 2019 at 10:45 am

    Lame, throw away

  • Reply Ben G April 8, 2019 at 10:19 am

    TSA Pre-Check should include entry to clubs and strip clubs. Now, that would be worth the fee not to mention a great promotion.

  • Reply Jennifer Friedman April 25, 2019 at 1:34 am

    Because of this, when I'm in America and I go to pay for something, I always ask if they're chipping or swiping. ๐Ÿค”

  • Reply k May 10, 2019 at 2:18 pm

    Love him!

  • Reply Real Thing May 19, 2019 at 2:55 am

    Loooove his tie๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ›ธโ˜๏ธ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒ โ˜๏ธ๐ŸŒˆโ›…๐ŸŒŠโ˜”๐ŸŒˆโฃ๏ธ

  • Reply Angelofmusic Wonder May 25, 2019 at 5:31 am

    Everyoneโ€™s laughing at the โ€œ extras in my life w/ no speaking partsโ€, I like when he said,โ€ be quiet, youโ€™re not in the credits!โ€ Lol that was funny๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply gshock1209 June 6, 2019 at 7:42 pm

    I love this guy! So relaxed n laid back. Great setโค๏ธ

  • Reply SooperMikey June 7, 2019 at 2:45 am

    Youโ€™re not in the credits

  • Reply John Snow June 7, 2019 at 9:18 am

    I loved the "extras in the movie that is my life" bit. Very clever and well said.

  • Reply Han Shi June 7, 2019 at 3:26 pm

    His outro was just…. Thank you. And it fucked me up for some reason

  • Reply Nabo42 June 7, 2019 at 10:17 pm

    Someone give this man a Netflix special!

  • Reply Avi Jenkins June 8, 2019 at 2:19 pm

    217 people have bullies

  • Reply Jasmin Velasquez June 9, 2019 at 3:10 pm

    These people are extras in the movie that is my life. But they think they have speaking parts ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply Mag99 W June 10, 2019 at 4:40 pm

    I love it when people are dry when they do comedy. Itโ€™s like their talking to their selves! It makes it so much more funny!

  • Reply suicidedoll June 10, 2019 at 10:57 pm

    I'm pro bullying ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘

  • Reply Dom June 10, 2019 at 11:52 pm

    those…teeth…

  • Reply Prod. JayBe June 11, 2019 at 2:33 am

    This Guy looks like Junior from Black-ish and G Herbo combined

  • Reply Heather Long June 12, 2019 at 3:53 pm

    Seinfeld-esque… love it … making unique & clever observations in a ridiculously funny way … Iโ€™m a huge fan

  • Reply Liz Davison June 13, 2019 at 1:52 am

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply Armando Montoya June 17, 2019 at 12:46 pm

    I liked it… And don't like anything

  • Reply Lawrence H June 17, 2019 at 10:12 pm

    Clapping after every fucking joke grinds my gears

  • Reply Daniel Hoover June 18, 2019 at 7:10 am

    He has a straight face the whole time which makes it so much funnier

  • Reply Bryan G. McWhirter June 27, 2019 at 8:30 pm

    Good stuff

  • Reply CeeJay611 June 28, 2019 at 4:46 am

    I like him. His jokes are super random but it's funny

  • Reply Paige Benjamin August 16, 2019 at 5:23 am

    The joke about the chopping one day and swiping the next is spot on๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply Fluid416 August 21, 2019 at 1:17 am

    Solid material.

  • Reply Jacob Anteau August 25, 2019 at 3:12 am

    The best part is listening to Jimmy laugh in the background and seeing his shadow snickering

  • Reply Dakar Dio September 21, 2019 at 8:41 am

    Smart comedy… just smart.

  • Reply Royden Luardo September 22, 2019 at 10:36 am

    That tie.

  • Reply Aram Martirosyan November 12, 2019 at 8:11 pm

    Blueface really cleaned up.

  • Reply Danubis January 4, 2020 at 4:16 am

    Yaas! He said 'Romanian' ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™€๏ธ we never get a shout out ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply Titan Killer January 8, 2020 at 5:40 pm

    Your a real comedian … my props to you dude… you killing me mannnnnn….. bomboclaat

  • Reply Chaz Evansdale January 21, 2020 at 7:12 am

    Oh my goodness, this guy is hilarious.
    How old is he? ๐Ÿ˜›

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