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Son Of Abish feat. Farah Khan & Sania Mirza

November 22, 2019


Abish you’re ready? Abish Abish Son Of Ab…Abish Oh hey Welcome to Son Of Abish Before we actually call on our guests for today, I want to take this moment and give a huge shout out to our title sponsor… Because of them this season is even possible So thank you so much Panchtara Comics! Personally, I find these deliciously entertaining, but hey let’s hear it from some of our other satisfied customers That’s right so what are you guys waiting for get lost in the delectable stories that will give you something to chew on Panchtara Comics! I’m so sorry It was an Advertisement Panchtara Comics! It will leave you craving for more Panchtara Comics! Sync your teeth in it’s soft material just read and get lost It has chocolaty characters and caramely lines such as Masterji pitaji ki patloon ek bilang choti kardo Also special thanks to our co sponsor Sitara beauty soap now enriched with so many nutrients that it would just make you look like one star but five…… Ladies and Gentleman Please welcome A South Indian from North India living in West India Abish Mathew Yes I’m here now We are doing this Dhanyavad Dhanyavad Dhanyavad Namaskar! Namaskar Deviyon aur sajjano Mera dil phula phula ja raha hai Namaskar Deviyon aur sajjano Aapka swagat hai Son Of Abish pe. Aaj ka karyakram hai 5 Star ke soujanya se, unke liye taliya ho jaye Dhanyavad Nahi! sharminda mat kijiye chai pike jayega Mera naam hai Abhishek Mathur Ghar wapsi ke baad wahi allowed hoga mere lekhako ko lagta hai ki mein Hindi me vartalap nahi kar sakta you know woh you know nahi Mein kar ke dikhaunga! Kya aap log taiyar hai? thik hai toh arz kiya hai in cheezo ko madhya nazar lagte hue main chahunga main bolna chahunga parampara pratishtha aur pepperoni thank you nah Dhanyavad Fucked it up again Fuck nahi kya bolte usko sambhogik kar diya maine bahut jyada zor ke sambhogik ho gaya hai iske saath mere Hindi ki samapthi aap log ko Dhanyayad Thank you for clicking you saw that thumbnail and wondering no How did he manage to get them? they have no idea by the way valentine’s day was just yesterday how many of you went out on dates yesterday make some noise It’s a very polite audience haan I do not go on dates anymore I just go on like Love Missions Valentine’s Day Tinder ka big billion sale to get more matches please use the promo code #SAPIOSEXUAL How many of you are sapio and how many of you are sexual speak no more computer engineer here I know which one you are we have a power-packed duo for you tonight We wondered whom to call as our first guest tonight Should we call like a director Should we call a choreographer Filmfare Award winner wooh getting fancy National Film Award winner and we made a call and she said aaray Main Hoon Na Our second guest is a former world no. 1 in doubles tennis who has won 6 grand slams. Hopefully, she won’t think coming here was a double fault Please welcome on stage the two and only, Farah Khan and Sania Mirza! Thank you for coming Hi you can sit right here Hi Hello! Hello! How are you? Thank you for coming Hi guys You can sit it’s a very very height wise we are sitting now you want to stand that side you want to sit weight weight wise? ohhh! I am shorter than you also it’s like a Reliance Gio wifi signal types situation alright Ladies and Gentlemen once again make some noise hey hi hello hi Thank you for coming Thank you our audience is very excited our audiences very surprised I wouldn’t say excited As soon as I said your name the first time they were like Nahi…. this is a joke someone else would be coming They also know for free we don’t go anywhere yea you got paid for this? No! we have not Oh Thank God! I’m like if we had so much of budget Did you? then why are they taking money from me Do you get paid for this? no I have to put money into this that’s why the name of the show is Son Of Abish because I need to keep funding it till this bastard can get legs of it’s own so you instructed me not to laugh at all your jokes who did? you did? Oh I did? He told me just before he said I’ll crack really bad ones so don’t laugh aww he didn’t instruct me and still I’m following what he’s saying I mean is that a compliment I feel like it’s a compliment somewhere there but thank you so much I am so excited that you guys are here Sania we were on a call for I think 30 minutes 40 minutes yeah it was such a sweet call where I realized the one thing that struck about you was your your Nawabi nature I just come from a Nawabi place I don’t have a Nawabi nature because there are only 2 Nawabi places in India Hyderabad and Lucknow according to me okay there’s Pataudi also Saif is from there Pataudi is a place? oh! I didn’t I generally didn’t know Pataudi is a place or what? ya yes! what are you? Google? you’re like haan it’s like one group by the way you asked me also to talk to you for 45 minutes and my answer was I don’t even talk to my husband for that long forget talking to you for 45 minutes we spoke for 6 minutes that was that was a good time so ya you’re from Hyderabad so now you’ve been in Hyderabad before Hyderabad became like a cosmopolitan hub it was it’s like when Banjara Hills used to be Banjara yea And now Banjara is unch………… I don’t know if it’s that but it’s not Banjara yea It’s not a Banjara anymore when you were young it was like a barren wasteland or was it like? it was just like she was not born in Jurassic Park how old do you think I am? no I just it just seems like it I mean I know I had a child and stuff but that doesn’t mean I’m like 78 100 years old Talking about you you just had a baby he’s here in the audience also right? no no he’s not here we are not so many free guests we are not getting for you oh yea no free free free nothing is free you have to pay for the tickets here but yea when we spoke to you you said you wanted to come on on the show with Farah Khan we were very excited and where did this comradery start like I had no idea that you guys know each other so well yea It’s been what 11 years now yea we’ve been 11 years friends for 11 years 11, 12 years now we’ve lasted longer than most marriages Where did you guys meet? how did you guys meet? I wanted her I was doing a show too a chat show and I wanted her on the show and she didn’t come on it but I came here with her imagine Oh My God! imagine wow you are the most you both are the most seasoned people we’ve had on our show that means old haan by the way no it doesn’t no take 2 you are the most experienced talented seasoned people we’ve had on the show so far I’m sounding like a pickle now available click the link below to buy some pickle right now Farah you’ve been a Director Choreographer a Judge a Host and a mother of triplets also I’m still trying to lose the baby weight by the way I’m really pissed at her she’s lost 17 kilos in like 2 months 19 Oh okay! I’m so sorry so you’ve lost 19 kgs as in it’s not like and her child is just 3 months old Izhaan is just 3 months old? Mine are 11 years old and I’m still trying to lose nine kilos Hey you know you go girl you don’t you don’t have to deal with society ya we don’t have to yea that’s right doesn’t matter yea it doesn’t I have baby weight and I haven’t delivered anyone yet It’s I still I keep it true true true she he’s been 3 months old usually like my sister in law I just had a niece recently and usually what happens is you feel like the baby is dependent on you a lot ya but actually in truth is that you are dependent on the baby yea I think bit of both I think I leave him just for the night like that and I just started that last month which everybody was still like Oh My God! He’s really but I have to do it you know I’m working but having said that though I’m like no I can’t leave him for more than a night he’ll probably be okay I won’t be which is why I have to rush back apparently you call back and you say Did he cry? I call all the time my mom’s like I’m not answering your phone if you call again in the next 3 hours and I’m like Mum like is he okay? can I have a vid… so I just had a video call with him while doing hair makeup but did you also have attachment issues but like thrice as much at the same time yes I still have them yea ya I think it doesn’t get easier as they grow older I think you are more scared of who they are spending time with as they grow older as triplets they are spending time with each other mostly yea they are but now the girls have ganged up on my son ohh sort of it’s just because he’s your favorite no it’s not that don’t be mean you can’t say that is he your favorite? no you can’t say that guys this is a standard response we love everybody equally yes I love my girls you like the girls more okay cool I guess I don’t love I love them all equally what is happening but why are you yelling how do you manage to how do you manage to multitask so much with the career going on and then having triplets as you know I haven’t made a movie in the last 4 years so I’m clearly not multitasking too much but right most women are good at time management as we all know that’s true and multitasking and multitasking Is it true? unlike men who look at the phone and like can’t unlock it and have a conversation at the same time ya they can’t have a conversation anyways without a phone clearly as you can see right now it is very true do you have any advice for Sania because you’ve been experienced I have to ya please give it to me I want to tell her to stop losing so much why? till I catch up at least that’s an advise See I have no advise she’s a fabulous mother and she’s back to work within 3 months and I really wasn’t expecting that I thought it will take her longer than that but how were you guys as kids like you were obviously you studied in Hyderabad Nasr school yea I studied in Hyderabad in Nasr school I was actually a good kid studious kid I was not yea I was very studious kid and I was always playing tennis since I was 6 years old so it was very difficult or me not to be disciplined you know I had like a cut to cut day like starting at 6.30 ends at 8 O’clock so I was very disciplined Did you know that you’re gonna play you’re gonna play ever since then or is it like no I knew around at like when I was about 12, 13 that this is what I wanted to do correct as a profession as a profession what about you though you were born and raised in Bombay Yes and I went to school a very long ago I can’t remember that I am not talking about age I was just hey actually which is an important question in your careers both of your careers everything you say has to be weighed and calculated can’t be as careless as our’s which is the weirdest thing you’ve got into trouble for because of that like a careless thing like you want us to say it again no we are not saying it to get us trouble again is it? no we are not saying it but a good try though oh thank you what have you got in trouble for? well I did a show long time ago 4 years ago with a couple of friends of ours and Oh God! you were on that show? let’s leave why didn’t someone tell me this ohh I don’t know if I should be happy that she recognized or she had no idea I was on that I swear I had no idea where were you? I was sitting there and getting court cases he was sitting there and laughing at all those jokes you were laughing or you were in the thing making all those which will ensure both of you stay here none say that it was not me I was watching it on a screen yea say it was not me it wasn’t I would like to put it for record it wasn’t me you’ve been on so many television shows you’ve done so many reality television also does the audience pay money to come? no no oh you guys are getting paid? no they are paying hey don’t make it sound so aggressive maine paisa diya hai you guys are paying? no shh…. are you guys paying to come here what a scam you’ve got this poor child look at him look at the little children they must have begged, borrowed and done I don’t know robbed money from their parents wallets to come here oh man afterwards I just need to know how much you guys paid oh we can tell you right now how much was it? 200 200 bucks see it’s not that much 200 is okay now I’m now I’m insulted they paid only 200 for watching us don’t worry when you go out we’ll take 200 more from you you guys have been friends for 11 years you feel like the kind of people who go to a party and then look at other people and bitch about them like we don’t even have to go to a party for that we call them home what do you usually take for them for like character personality or just like this person is crazy no no we don’t get personal ya what? we don’t get personal ya ya we don’t get personal there’s a reason that I’m a judge on so many shows I’m very judgmental yea both of us when we get together it’s another reality show going on without any cameras no holds bar yea what is the tips that you would say if you have to judge somebody how do you break them down do you go first visual just come wait for 5 minutes after we are done from here wow! we’ll keep the mics ON so for example we’re going for dinner from here so for example if this is the guy so this is a party I’m just at a party I’m just going to walk you’re at a party first of all not party Oh My God! Who invited him? I mean I think he’s a gate crasher look at his pants I think he’s a gate… I think like he’s got some why is he bouncing like this music is playing I think he’s got cramps okay I’m good alright! okay this is a little harsh I feel I feel I like the reality TV Farah much more you’re much sweeter that way oh shit! but you’re not supposed to hear what I’m saying you will never hear it yea but it’s so harsh cramps we’re still kind of conscious no because you were scratching and like you were but what were you doing? no you know there’s music playing some….. nobody does that oh clearly I have been invited to enough parties as you can see do you have a girlfriend? I am married Oh My God! yea what? why is that reaction always a thing? Oh My God! you’re married? like how many years? 3 okay why is that so surprising to everybody you have to pass your seven-year itch yet Oh what’s the seven-year….. Love Love marriage? haan yes yes yes yes don’t tell lies yea don’t tell lies wait what does what does love marriage meant? did she see you before she got married to you? ouch man! okay I’m trying to lose weight here okay put a lot of product in my hair and this is not my actual face this is make up he’s judging us how do you like the roast being on you this time yea it’s another case waiting to happen that’s every time I hear that word I only have grilled chicken now a days no roast chicken best moments for when you’ve been 11 years of friendship is there been a apart from when you are too many we are each others plus ones everywhere ya ya and she she takes me out to all night clubs and so this legit happened so we were in Dubai and we went out we had dinner every night they wanted to go out every night she was there 2 nights please so we had gone for dinner and everything then we said okay let’s go to a club sort of place so we go into the night club there was a couch in the night…. banging music is going on we turn around and Farah is horizontal on the couch sleeping and then the manager comes and then he came and said can you please tell her not to sleep in the night club there’s music playing like a nightclub and she was passed out and then we were like we had to go to the other section we’re like Farah I was jet lagged she was not from Bombay to Dubai yea she slept she slept a good half an hour in the night club then you have to wake her up let’s cut the cake and suddenly you got ready just for the cake cutting and did you sleep off again at the nightclub no I took the photo and I went back to sleep she posted social media is very important everywhere we go the manager comes and says can you please send….. couple of times we’ve gone to a restaurant she’s sleeping and people have come and take selfies like this look that’s Farah Khan what is your weirdest fan has there anyone ever come to you I’ve had some weird fans ya but I’ve had like a couple of stalkers and all oh non stalkers we don’t give them footage any cute nice fan like the weirdest not the weirdest the sweetest thing a fan has ever done for me is on a cup who’s fan? whose fan is he talking about? yea I have one fan club okay Sankalp thank you so much! what did your fan give you? the one fan the weirdest thing is electricity bill I went to one of the colleges and there was this one really sweet girl who drew oh your fan was a girl also yea I was surprised also his story becomes stranger and stranger she drew this one very nice portrait where I looked of who? of me oh so and then she said please take it back home and this is the first time and this is the first time when anyone’s being a fan so I’m at the airport checking my own portrait through the X-ray and they’re just looking at me and I’m carrying it with me like and I placed it then I got married and she threw it away obviously why she could have just put a garland on it and then wow man he’s never going to ever like call us anywhere no I’ll… I mean I don’t think you’ll ever call me If you do another show please call us oh yea! I would love to call you it’s just you guys are going out partying by the way I won’t be able to make it why don’t you start partying here like you were yea I know I got cramps I don’t know where you’ll take it next you’re the first you are one of our first International sports stars so initial days of you going out and playing was that a lot of pressure from the Indian audience like come on you are representing you better do because this is also the influx this is the beginning of representational sports other than cricket in India not really I think the thing is that in in this side of the world I should say not just India but I think the sub continent because cricket is so big yea that most sports go unnoticed until you actually become a star yes so but at that time when I was like 16, 17 so I’m saying till then it was fine there was no pressure because nobody cared because everybody cares about cricket you know yea so after that it’s actually when that big thing happened and that whole 2005 happened and you know I played Serena and all of a sudden then all the eyes were on you that’s when the pressure actually sort of started yes but I think that you have to embrace pressure like you know I know we’ve been joking this whole time but you have to embrace pressure and that’s what makes champions I mean if you don’t like pressure I love the pressure so but having said that it’s a it’s a life we choose ya and I mean I wouldn’t have it any other way right? there is always pro’s and con’s to everything so yea how does it happen with like each for example if there is a match that hasn’t gone as planned or if there is a movie that hasn’t gone as planned are you immediately thinking about what went wrong or are you thinking Next! No I think for that moment you’re angry with yourself with the world with everybody who’s not liked it yea but I raise a little different for what… because it takes a longer time to get back to the match or may be on to the next day you’ll win another match and that’s our turn around is a lot faster as opposed to them they are investing so much time I mean we invest a year and then as an athlete it’ a lot easier to move on because you know there’s going to be a next week in another tournament for as a director I would imagine and… takes time yea of course it takes time are you are you the there are two kinds of directors I’ve met in my career Are you the two handed director or are you the two shot like this wala director you do this? why do I have to do either of this? there’s a monitor and there’s a camera and this is what? like this you know what this is? this is like you know when in Amar Akbar Anthony she becomes blind and from the God the rays come out and go into her eyes do you remember that and then she gets her sight back yea I think that’s where they got the idea from this is so I’ll tell you this is tilt this is nothing this is nothing this is nothi….this is pan I mean I’m tennis player and I know it’s nothing oh great! is this a vertical zoom? this is your middle finger with another finger that’s it that’s all there is do you watch where when she’s played did you watch her matches quite often I’ve watched her I watched 2 of her matches I as in London and she was playing Wimbledon and I had to like beg her she had to beg of me to come and once I went there I just loved it and I was there everyday after that and you kept watching right it’s just and she kept winning so then I had to keep going It’s a great neck exercise also when you’re watching like Wimbledon No I was only watching her we’ll put a shot this side we’ll just focus on Sania I was watching like this yea just before we go before we start playing the game which is one of my favorite games that comes up this is going to be a game where you guys are going to compete with each other so Oh My God! Better not be a sporty game oh no no no it’s not a sporty game Alright! Ladies and Gentlemen It’s time for us to play Who Breaks First? Look I’ll take care of all this but you think a little about me as well okay sir I will think about you at home some tea, water types no no sir I did at home and came don’t worry Mummy made Poha Even I’ve got a wife and kids at home think a little about them okay I will think about them sir actually I also have a kid sir you think about him cute Alright Ladies and Gentlemen It’s time for us to play Who Breaks First? oh yes thank you going out like that it’s a game it’s a very simple game each contestant needs to look at their cue card we’ve given you some dialogues or other sounds who knows you need to take a hit of the helium we’ve got for you and then you need to lock eyes and try to deliver the line and try to make the other person break I feel like you guys are already very competitive I’m winning this game because really nothing is making me laugh in this show today alright man these are your cue cards Sania these are your cue cards Farah so how we play this game is very simple we take this helium are you guys ready Let’s play Who breaks first? Alright! so whenever you’re ready suck it in is it safe? it’s safe I’ve got 3 children I have one infant and a husband in South Africa I think Helium will be going up somewhere else if it’s not safe wow finally I’ll get to fly okay here we go you’re dialogue is ready ohh woah okay lock eyes Babuji Zara alright! 1 that is this is too damn easy this seems to be too damn easy you didn’t let me finish this song though this is score number 1 this is score number 1 Sania you get to go to I’m going to show you the card so that you can imbibe it take a moment pretend little…. you need to gulp in otherwise it will go out it’s just going out Aye Kya Bolti Tu? Aye Kya Mein Bolu? not bad this seems to be an equal game at this point in time well done I somehow feel I somehow feel I think you should get a double font for this why no but you chill what the hell why she laughed oh wait! Don’t cheat here we go my lipstick is all coming off thanks to you Jab Ye Dhai Kilo Ka hath padta hai Toh Aadmi Uthta Nahi uth jata hai Alright! so far she’s got a perfect strike this is for you this is quite a fail game because they are laughing at everything That’s best! okay we’ll take a moment so I win that point she’s laughed at her own joke okay take a moment game face is ON it should be as flat yea How’s the Josh? she’s laughing on any…. I laughed it’s very funny this dialogue in this voice is very funny yes How is the Josh? High Sir why don’t you do it? May be we won’t laugh well I can escalate okay okay I’ll probably take a shot but you need to select which one are you ready? meaning it’s not shots it’s helium yea I know she’s okay here we go Ek Chutki Sindoor Ki Keemat Wow you’re so easy to make laugh what was I doing wrong in the interview being me may be have your shot let’s change the game a little… if you keep your face straight and not laugh then I’ll take a shot because I feel like that’s what the agenda has become for tonight I think you should do it let’s see if we’ll both laugh ya okay not with this with the other balloon and if we both don’t laugh alright then you have to drink 2 shots yea okay cool and then if we both don’t laugh then it’s pack up okay I’m going to do this just do Are you ready? ready 3….2….1 who’s dialogue should I see you can select take a look ayee this toh you got to see okay hold on! you don’t see wait I’ll I’ll get to select that wasn’t very smart of you was it? I was just like now you know the dialogue never done this before oh he’s only laughing firstly don’t laugh we may have to make him drink cauliflower juice and vinegar Yeh Duniya Peetal Di, Baby Doll Main Sone Di wow just when I am playing the game Holyshit! I thought my voice can’t get any thinner than this he’s sounding the same but that’s why it’s not funny potato and awla juice or onion and bhendi smoothie Oh my god! Okay holyshit! is there a better competitor? come on come on that’s mine have it go take that one go for it that’s your dinner what is this I’m going to have onion and bhindi smoothie go for it but now we’ll laugh it’s great have some water Oh no it’s good How’s the josh? quite high oh man it seems like yuck I can smell the onion till here let’s just take a few steps back yea I feel like this is my first date without knowing the hygiene of how it goes Thank you ladies and gentlemen so much for watching Ladies and gentlemen once again make some noise for Farah Khan and Sania Mirza wooooh there is no winner in this game there is just a loser and that’s me don’t go anywhere we got Son Of Abish picks coming up once again keep it going for the both of them Thank you Hey so I’m expecting Expecting what? No I mean We, are expecting No, I’m not expecting anything My delivery came yesterday no no no no no We are expecting I thought we wouldn’t have any expectations man Tonight on Son of Abish picks, we have a band that has been rated by Red Bull as on of the “Top 10 indie artists to watch out for in 2018.” But because we’re damn slow, we’re getting them in 2019. They’ve performed at the NH7 Weekender The Spoken Fest The VH1 Supersonic Festival and tonight on Son of Abish Picks. They’ll be playing a song called Enjoy While It Lasts Ladies and gentlemen, we present to you Easy Wanderlings. I took an oath to stand my ground when the feeling comes And greys the day Listen carefully, I hear the song The wind brings along to help carry on Ooo ooo Doesn’t it feel good? Ooo ooo Enjoy it while it lasts Through snow we ran, I recall her glance Then the ray fades and we split ways The moment you know that this will end And stay a memory, or a beautiful dream. Ohooo Why waste time When there is none Ohhh Enjoy it while it lasts Enjoy it while it lasts oh Doctor I’m sorry to tell you but your mother is not going to make it what rajma chawal? no your mother is not going to be able to make it obviously doctor she’s not going to be able to make rajma chawal right? she’s in the hospital remember? Doctor? if that’s even your real name

100 Comments

  • Reply EASY WANDERLINGS February 17, 2019 at 9:12 am

    We had a great time performing with you, you son of Abish :p

    Everyone else, we hope you enjoyed the music, let us know in the comments below.

  • Reply cloudmafia August 30, 2019 at 8:07 am

    Hilarious episode Abish 🀘🀘🀘
    Enjoy while it lasts πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•
    Magical voice and amazing band πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•
    can't stop listening to her. πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•

  • Reply M A August 31, 2019 at 8:14 am

    OMG… Look at their attitude

  • Reply Raghu August 31, 2019 at 8:45 am

    Nawaab patodi saif ali khan is from Bhopal, there is no place as patodi.

  • Reply Amazing Dude August 31, 2019 at 12:12 pm

    big juicy milky.

  • Reply Geetha Dsouza August 31, 2019 at 3:21 pm

    Abish you deserve better than this. And Farah stop judging abish if u have to judge something u must judge Joker

  • Reply smile always August 31, 2019 at 4:47 pm

    Mazedar .. Interviewer shd have some change .. Takkr k guests .. Obviously bcoz they r more experienced ppl

  • Reply Safeena Kv August 31, 2019 at 7:40 pm

    It is my second episod in this show that i saw .. thank u abhi for allowing me to know this stupid, arrogant. aunties….shame on you farah and sania..

  • Reply Yupi Gara September 1, 2019 at 4:37 am

    Farah khan thinks she's cool and savage but noooo youre an old bitch with bad attitude.Sania-didnt expect that from you…youre in bad company..bitching ppl and being happy about it.
    SOA dont deserve ppl like them,theyre not celebs,theyre wanna be celebs!!
    Abish youre good without trash like them!

  • Reply Zara Khan September 1, 2019 at 12:08 pm

    Please dont call these trash people ever again 🀦🏻🀦🏻

  • Reply d generation Y September 2, 2019 at 8:14 am

    SO MUCH NEGATIVE VIBES

  • Reply d generation Y September 2, 2019 at 8:18 am

    NOTHING ABOUT THESE WOMAN ARE NORMAL!

  • Reply Aditi Bhattacharya September 2, 2019 at 11:22 pm

    Cringe.

  • Reply Soupa Surendran September 4, 2019 at 10:37 am

    Such manerless guests on the show. Abish could have forgotten his boundaries and roast them left right and centre.. Hats off to how humble he is..

  • Reply Kanika Chaudhary September 5, 2019 at 6:34 pm

    I think guya inka nature hi esa h.. in ne kapip k show me b same behaviour show kia tha.. toh meko kuch b strange nai laga in k behaviour me

  • Reply vivek jha September 5, 2019 at 7:00 pm

    Guys, don't be so serious about. it was just amazing show, don't try to let him down, its a comedy show so, its happens

  • Reply Monica Rabinder September 6, 2019 at 3:38 pm

    Couldn’t finish watching it. Quite bad by the ladies. Abhish was trying to save the day but it didn’t work. .. πŸ™

  • Reply Rahul Das September 7, 2019 at 12:38 am

    I really enjoyed this episode of the show.
    I laughed so hard and couldn't control it.
    Farah Khan and Sania Mirza were amazing.
    Sometimes they were mean but after all, it's a stand up comedian's show so it had to be HUMOROUS.
    In short "WORTH WATCHING"

  • Reply Priya P September 7, 2019 at 8:31 am

    I love this show, but today feel like wasted half an hr of my life, such a shame on the show, Abish was generous enough to tolerate them, never again please respsct your audience and never call someone with so much negate sarcasm, and their stupid jokes. Where only they both are laughing …

  • Reply payal yadav September 8, 2019 at 6:04 am

    I hate when u ppl make fun of hindi , idiots

  • Reply vishwajeet singh September 8, 2019 at 4:35 pm

    Old bitches….
    Trying too hard to be swaagy.
    Both of u go fuck yourself.
    Humility is new Cool.

  • Reply Ashwin Saharawat September 9, 2019 at 3:08 pm

    The only reason i am not gonna Dislike the video, because of the you Abish, the respect and SANSKAR you showed there. I'm your new FAN.

  • Reply shakshi choudhary September 11, 2019 at 9:26 am

    Rude video

  • Reply Devansh Vasant September 11, 2019 at 9:26 pm

    Fucking mannerless bitches.

  • Reply Shady Mellow September 12, 2019 at 8:38 am

    What was so bad about that ?!
    Tapsee and Shakti are from middle class backgrounds
    These two are not! This has an affect on their personalities and for them they are just giving savage moments (thought so many savage moments turn into insults)πŸ€”

  • Reply Lisa Kent September 12, 2019 at 7:49 pm

    Oh my …I don’t like them at allπŸ™„ what manners is this ?

  • Reply tanmoy bhowmik September 13, 2019 at 9:53 pm

    C-mon stop judging. V r not talking about any butcher. Even Abhish has that sportsmanship he knows to handle. Remember u r disrespecting his guest. So indirectly u r abusing him and disrespecting the show. U may not understand this. But by doing this in comments u r harming his career.

  • Reply Sajal Raina September 13, 2019 at 10:33 pm

    Watch this episode after 32 mins .. The band was good!

  • Reply S Antonio September 14, 2019 at 6:01 am

    Omg…I want to give Abish a hug after seeing how they treated him.

  • Reply AJ IS BACK September 15, 2019 at 9:27 am

    6:12….πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ hit if you knew it
    She is saying…ΰ€ͺΰ€€ΰ₯‹ΰ€‘ΰ₯€
    .
    It's actually…. ΰ€ͺΰ€Ÿΰ₯‹ΰ€§ΰ₯€

  • Reply Aanavi Sarma September 19, 2019 at 9:15 am

    What is that show?

  • Reply MANAMI DUTTA September 20, 2019 at 12:20 pm

    Sania is so horrible

  • Reply Gursahib Singh September 23, 2019 at 7:09 pm

    These 2 ladies are cringy AF

  • Reply Yousuf Hasnain September 25, 2019 at 2:34 pm

    Women like these 2 are a curse for Islam with their outright bitchiness. Abish was super humble & held himself really well!

  • Reply Mohita Verma September 26, 2019 at 5:10 pm

    Abish I really like your show, that's why I am not disliking this video. Otherwise these two are just disgusting. You are doing a great job πŸ‘

  • Reply Thenunei Belho September 28, 2019 at 11:27 pm

    Well even in kapil show both of them were rude to kapil I felt bad for him and now this?…the award being 'bitchy' should be given to them

  • Reply Vidhi Bhatt September 29, 2019 at 1:05 am

    What's wrong with these women??!!

  • Reply junnu ravi kumar September 29, 2019 at 9:36 pm

    Sania, if you are reading this, please change your friends. else you will change forever.

  • Reply Sid September 30, 2019 at 12:04 pm

    Sasta James cordonπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Reply Nabeel Iqbal October 5, 2019 at 10:36 am

    that was really mean of them to act in the way they did

  • Reply Gajanand Sharma October 12, 2019 at 3:33 am

    Sania was actually a conspiracy against Pakistan cricket… πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Reply Niyam Italiya October 12, 2019 at 11:49 am

    Abish's breaking point 14:18

  • Reply as raa October 12, 2019 at 6:31 pm

    huge respect for abish
    farha and sania I dont know how your children will come out in future

  • Reply Sagar Matolia October 12, 2019 at 8:34 pm

    Worst guests ever. Abish hats off to you for keeping your calm

  • Reply Zain October 13, 2019 at 3:38 am

    both guests give such rude expressions

  • Reply Gs Kk October 13, 2019 at 10:12 pm

    which show got him into trouble????

  • Reply war zone xoxo October 14, 2019 at 11:21 am

    Before I watched this episode I'll be like okay whatever they're not that bad but after watching this episode ,😢😢 no bro no they're actually the worst. And on 27:45 Sania just crossed the limit,. I mean wtf just go to hell bitch

  • Reply Mister Pinkman October 16, 2019 at 7:21 pm

    abish..please dont call such guest..they are both expired name..after watching two episode of your show..i become fan of you..you so natural,original and authentic..love from assam

  • Reply Giry Raj October 18, 2019 at 6:09 am

    I dont think either of them get time to watch this video or these comments since they are busy bitching on others in parties as they mentioned and proved..only relaxations were the bits in btwn and the band.. even the titles in the end were better..

  • Reply Uncle ZeeKy October 19, 2019 at 3:14 pm

    has anyone noticed … Sania ke arms kitne pretty hain

  • Reply Kiku'z House October 22, 2019 at 9:29 am

    😰abishπŸ˜“….

  • Reply Sourav Bhattacharjee October 24, 2019 at 7:09 am

    I had to dislike this video only because of the two arrogant snobs who came on the show!!

    Abhish was in his best, as always!! Love for Abish πŸ’“

  • Reply anant October 24, 2019 at 10:29 pm

    Sania looks like aladin ka gin. I don't know why. No offence but is she living in Pakistan?

  • Reply Suresh Aswal October 25, 2019 at 5:35 pm

    hatt BC! worst guests ever on SOA! kudos Abish! love U bro!

  • Reply Sachin Ranganadhan October 26, 2019 at 12:06 pm

    Ladies without humility……abish bro nigaa vere celebs ne invite cheyarnu…u handle them quite well

  • Reply Gulam Murtuza October 28, 2019 at 10:54 pm

    Even SRK enjoy and encourage these guys one who gave her biggest hits to Farah and she's trying to roast Abish. He should have treated them in his style

  • Reply Evana Mukherjee October 30, 2019 at 3:17 am

    Christ, what an utterly classless and malicious duo! They seem to be at their menopausal peak with the bitter, unfunny and downright nasty attempts at pathetic humour. And what the fuck is with that live audience? If I were in the audience, I would have started boo-ing very loudly.

    Props to Abish for maintaining his and the show's dignity while these frigid bitches burned theirs down to ashes, and then fucking danced around it. Their gifts should have been brooms, a cauldron and a dead virgin's blood.

  • Reply Chahat Walia November 1, 2019 at 9:38 pm

    Sania Farah's company is ruining you! Shame on Farah, below mediocrity talent and shit mannered!!

  • Reply Jagruti Panda November 2, 2019 at 1:00 pm

    Came back here for the comments

  • Reply Jin Kazama November 2, 2019 at 11:16 pm

    Came here after seeing all the comments.

    Farah and Sania are so stupid and egotistical. Are they not aware of the fact that Abish can murder them with words that'll haunt them for the rest of their lives. But Abish was a gentleman and humble and kept his cool.

  • Reply amit vishwas November 3, 2019 at 11:10 am

    after this i promised myself to not to watch any movie of Farah.

  • Reply Aishwarya Preet November 3, 2019 at 6:50 pm

    Please don’t call such arrogant people on your show. I felt really bad the way they treated you.

  • Reply chidoshi13 November 4, 2019 at 5:26 pm

    These meanies…. need to update themselves about what works these days

  • Reply rahul rajgopal November 4, 2019 at 9:17 pm

    Guys that's why its imp to earn big bucks. Else you go down like this poor guy. All of his talent didn't matter, massive bullying by Farah and Sania. Sad to watch, heart sank on many occasions.

  • Reply Vikrant Kichingia November 4, 2019 at 10:18 pm

    These two don't deserve u as a host

  • Reply Shahnaz Ali November 5, 2019 at 12:29 pm

    What these women don't know how to enjoy a joke?? They were by themselves only it seems and not a part of the show.

  • Reply Rahul Menon November 6, 2019 at 4:16 am

    NO WONDER THIS EPISODE WAS ONLY 37 MIN LONG…I FELT BAD FOR ABHISH…THE ONLY THING I LIKED IN THIS ENTIRE EPISODE WAS THTA PRESSURE THING WHICH SANIA SAID….REST EVERYTHING CRAAAAAAAP!!!….NEVER CALL THEM AGAIN….EVEN IF THEY ARE GOOD FRIENDS WITH YOU…

  • Reply Ashutosh Kain November 8, 2019 at 10:00 am

    What the fuck is wrong with Farah and Sania , So much Attitude zero humour ,Abish was so much nice to them and the guy has worked hard to be where he is shame on them

  • Reply ganesh swarup November 10, 2019 at 9:06 pm

    Abish looked at his Q cards, after 5 min, director on the prompt mic.. "Let it go buddy.. Not just your day" πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜›πŸ˜›

  • Reply SANCHITA DUTTA November 11, 2019 at 3:39 am

    These are the kind of feminists we don't want.

  • Reply SANCHITA DUTTA November 11, 2019 at 3:57 am

    In all other episodes Abish is always laughing and having a good time. But this episode really got hard for him. Abish we love you ❀️

  • Reply Shubham Agarwal November 13, 2019 at 11:36 am

    Really love to see these stupid people interviews it make me feel I'm so much smarter

  • Reply Daljit Singh November 14, 2019 at 10:42 am

    Why these ladies are so arrogant 😑 ABISH is far more entertaining than them. If they're extremely rich it doesn't mean they should behave like this.

  • Reply Kunal Bagri November 14, 2019 at 4:58 pm

    Abish dnt ever call these type f celebrity, i think i waisted my time

  • Reply M K Scorpion November 15, 2019 at 3:36 am

    Farah is teased for her appearance& disrespected in the name of comedy on other shows.gets grudging respect for being a film director.And she gives it bk to them in d same rude manner.She is speaking rudely to Abhish thinking it's funny.Sania's 1st SILLY& rude show.is this d same sania that gave it bk to Rajdeep!
    If i made tees maar khan,happy new yr& had Sajid khan for a bro, I wud not insult any1!wud stay home & monitor Sajid

  • Reply Arun Shorewala November 15, 2019 at 6:01 am

    27:46 farah is so rude

    Thug life the editor shot farah khan telling sania to not laugh

  • Reply Akshata Vaidya November 15, 2019 at 8:57 am

    Abish , plz don't call them again on your show ! …

  • Reply Fire Box November 15, 2019 at 6:05 pm

    Flop director Farah khan and mannerless Sania Mirza.. kudos to Mathew 😍

  • Reply perspective November 16, 2019 at 7:33 am

    Such a cringe fest.

    Actually disappointed in Abish for calling these people. I watch this show because I get to know some artists of substance.
    If you feel that calling these people will increase your views, you're wrong. You're just wasting your time and viewers time.

  • Reply Piyush Patil November 16, 2019 at 10:08 am

    What is sania's height bc

  • Reply Shipra Goyal November 16, 2019 at 5:13 pm

    Arrogant ladies😾

  • Reply Amber S November 17, 2019 at 7:50 am

    Sania and Farah need to stop being rude and crass!

  • Reply Anand Arun November 17, 2019 at 10:42 am

    It was such a horrible show because of sania and farah's stupid arrogant attitude.. though I have seen in comments everybody has already said this but I still want to say this, felt so angry at them.. All other episodes were so very amazing Abish, these 2 spoiled it for you

  • Reply fareya falak November 17, 2019 at 1:22 pm

    I just disliked the video for the insensitive guests with of course zero sense of humor. I know it makes no sense to do that because likes on an youtube video means something, but this is to pass on the message to not encourage such idiosyncrasy. Otherwise I like 'Son of Abish'. Have watched many other episodes and have loved them. As if there was a competition ongoing on 'who would be a bigger jerk' between the two of them. No wonder the standard of comedy movies she makes is 'happy new year'.

  • Reply Anand Arun November 17, 2019 at 6:22 pm

    Abish said it right during the game – You both are so easy to make laugh, what was I doing wrong during the interview? Acha hua in dono assholes ko gift nahi diya

  • Reply Kavita Saroj November 17, 2019 at 7:17 pm

    Wat did their parents taught them, no manners at all. Hats off to Mr.Abhish for your patience, gem of a person. I would have just told them to get the fuck out of here asap.

  • Reply Deva Sharma November 18, 2019 at 5:10 am

    Abhish can bring tears out of them in just 2 mins of roasting, if he break the boundary just like farah and sania did.

  • Reply Shivanshi Singh November 18, 2019 at 11:43 am

    Who the hell in this world called these two! πŸ˜‚

  • Reply karthik murthy November 18, 2019 at 3:31 pm

    poor guy got roasted

  • Reply Drake Theodor November 18, 2019 at 8:49 pm

    Mere lekhko ko ni hota h bhai mere darshako hota h 2.26

  • Reply Ishita Ghosh November 19, 2019 at 6:43 am

    Someone show all these cmnts to Farah and Sania…. They'll know what shit they've done!!

  • Reply strangerinmylyf November 19, 2019 at 4:28 pm

    abish showed a lot of character in this episode. dealing with jerks with so much restraint. subscribed

  • Reply Sairaj Watkar November 19, 2019 at 7:53 pm

    Total time waste tha bhai kya sandas episode tha yee apart from the absence of both the guest

  • Reply Sairaj Watkar November 19, 2019 at 7:54 pm

    But why did you controlled so much abhish …… Tu aram se in dono ki gaand maar sakta tha

  • Reply Ms. daydreamer November 20, 2019 at 7:38 am

    Oh god i love their friendshipβ™₯️😘

  • Reply Christal Mejella November 20, 2019 at 8:05 am

    Worst guests ever! Watched this same duo on Koffee's show..they played it so cool n candid there, but why such a display of snobbery on Abish's show. Felt so uncomfortable through out. Hats off to Abish for holding on with much self-restraint…with his talent, humor and huge fan following he could've easily commented anything in sarcasm, but he dint which only displayed his beautiful personality, which the guests failed at.

  • Reply Riya kapoor November 20, 2019 at 4:28 pm

    Why is Sania so rude????πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘

  • Reply Phimacal Gaming November 20, 2019 at 6:39 pm

    Farah shouldn't be called on show..

  • Reply Khush m November 21, 2019 at 3:15 pm

    Do not call them for any shows be it this show or kapils.We watch to laugh n not to see how dominating , rude and illmannered you guys are in real life.
    Theres no inspiration n fun at all in the whole episode.They are there to just roast others.
    Abish has handled them well.

  • Reply aparna padmanabhan November 22, 2019 at 3:20 pm

    Worst guests … very boring .. because this ladies spoiled the episode… if they hate this show, then why would join to this..
    Annoying ..

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