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Spill Your Guts: Harry Styles & Kendall Jenner

December 14, 2019


( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
HOW ARE YOU FEELING ABOUT THIS?>>I DON’T KNOW. I CAN’T BELIEVE I AGREED TO THIS
A SECONDIME.>>Harry: YOU’VE PLAYED THIS
BEFORE.>>I HAVE, BUT YOU HAVEN’T.>>Harry: THIS IS MY FIRST
TIME. AND THE LAST TIME I WILL DO IT,
ALSO. LET’S TAKE A LOOK AT THE FOOD WE
HAVE ON THE TABLE. BUG TRIFLE. ( AUDIENCE REACTS )
YEAH, OOOH. JELLYFISH. ( AUDIENCE REACTS )
YEAH, OOOH. GIANT WATER SCORPION.>>THAT’S THE WORST ONE.>>Harry:
1,000 YEAR OLD EGGNOG. ( AUDIENCE REACTS )
COW BLOOD AND PORK TONGUE JELLY. ( AUDIENCE REACTS )
COD SPERM. ( LAUGHTER
SEEMS RATHER TAME IN COMPARISON TO THE OTHER ONES. HOW DO THEY GET THE SPERM OUT OF
THE COD? ( LAUGHTER )
SALMON SMOOTHIE. BULL PENIS.>>GOOD OLD BULLP BULL PENIS. I’LL ASK THE FIRST QUESTION. THE PRODUCERS HAVE NOT SHOWN US
THESE AHEAD OF TIME. SO LET ME CHOOSE A FOOD YOU’LL
HAVE TO EAT SHOULD YOU NOT ANSWER. SO WE’RE GOING TO START WITH
1,000-YEAR-OLD EGGNOG.>>NO! IS THE CINNAMON SUPPOSED TO MAKE
THIS ANY BETTER?>>Harry: I THINK IT’S THE
CINNAMON STICK. IT’S THE HOLIDAYS. GIVE IT A SNIFF.>>WHY?>>Harry: I DON’T KNOW. OH, MY GOD! DISGUSTING! ( LAUGHTER )
>>Harry: READY? NO!>>Harry: OKAY. ( LAUGHTER )
>>OH, NO!>>Harry: YOU ARE ONE OF THE
FEW MEMBERS TO HAVE E KARDASHIAN CLAN THAT DOES NOT
HAVE CHILDREN. RATE YOUR SIBLINGS OM BEST TO
WORST PARENTS. ( APPLAUSE )
>>I FEEL LIKE I COULD ANSWER IT.>>Harry: I FEEL LIKE I COULD
ANSWER IT. ( LAUGHTER )
>>UM, I MEAN, I’LL START BY SAYING THEY ACTUALLY ALL ARE
AMAZING. THEY REALLY ARE.>>Harry: OKAY. THEY ARE.>>Harry: OKAY. I SWEAR. BUT I’D SAY ROB IS NUMBER ONE.>>Harry: OKAY. AND THEN — HE’S SO GOOD TO
HIS DAUGHTER. AND THEN — I MEAN THAT’S SO
HARD, THEY’RE ALL AMAZING.>>Harry: DRINK THE EGGNOG. NO! ( LAUGHTER )
AND THEN IT WOULD BE, LIKE, KLOE, KIM, KYLIE —
( AUDIENCE REACTS ) APPLAUSE )
>>Harry: WHOO! ALL RIGHT, SO, NOW, YOU CHOOSE
SOMETHING FOR ME THAT I WOULD HAVE TO EAT.>>ALL RIGHT. I’LL DO THE SPERM.>>Harry: OKAY. ERE YOU GO.>>Harry: OKAY. ALL IN A DAY’S WORK.>>YEAH. ( LAUGHTER )
( CLEARING THROAT )>>DIEING TO KNOW THIS, WHICH
SONGS ON YOUR LAST ALBUM WERE ABOUT ME? ( CHEERING )
( APPLAUSE )>>OOOH! NO.>>Harry: SO I WOULD SAY
TRACK — ( LAUGHTER )
— UM — ( LAUGHTER )
>>NO! REA( AUDIENCE REACTS )
>>JUST DON’T LOOKT IT.>>Harry: OH, YEAH, THAT FIXES
EVERYTHING. JUST DON’T LOOK AT IT! WHAT ARE WE DOING? ( LAUGHTER )
WHAT ARE WE DOING? ( LAUGHTER )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>>JUST SWALLOW IT. ( LAUGHTER )
OH, MY GOD! ST! STOP!>>Harry: TO SPIT OR TO
SWALLOW, THAT IS THE QUESTION. ( CHEERING )
>>OOOH! OKAY. ( COUGHING )
REALLY CARRIES AN AFTERTASTE. ( GAGGING )
OKAY. SALMON SMOOTHIE. GIVE HER A SNIFF.>>NO! I HATE SALMON, BY THE WAY.>>Harry: COD SPERM. ( LAUGHTER )
OKAY. OKAY. YOU’RE THE HIGHEST PAID
SUPERMODEL IN THE WORLD. WHO’S THE MOST UNLIKABLE
SUPERMODEL? ( LAUGHTER )
>>I HAVE THE ANSWER. I CAN’T SAY IT, THOUGH. ( CHEERING )
( APPLAUSE )>>OH, MY GOD!>>Harry: WATCHING YOU DRINK
THAT MAD ME FEEL SICK.>>YEAH, IT’S DISGUSTING.>>Harry: I MEAN, IT’S A
SALMON SMOOTHIE.>>OKAY.>>Harry: WHAT AM I HAVING? THE BUG TRIFLE. EXTRA BUGS ON THE —
>>FOR DECORATION.>>Harry: OKAY. AVE YOU EVER WATCHED AN
EPISODE OF “KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS”? ( LAUGHTER )
>>Harry: HAVE I EVER WATCHED AN EPISODEF “KEEPING UP WITH
THE KARDASHIANS”? YEAH. IT WAS THE ONE WHERE YOU’RE
EATING SALADS IN THE KITCHEN –>>TYPICAL.>>Harry: — AND THEN YOU WERE
SHOUTING AT EACH OTHER.>>SO YOU’VE SEEN EVERY EPISODE. ( APPLAUSE )
I STILL TASTE THE SALMON.>>Harry: I THINK WE’RE GOING
TO GO WITH BULL PENIS. YEAH, BULL PENIS. YEAH. OKAY. ( APPLAUSE )
YOU READY?>>NO, BUT YOU COULD GO.>>Harry: IT’S JUST BULL
PENIS. ( LAUGHTER )
WHO IS THE MOST SURPRISING CELEB TO EVER SLIDE INTO YOUR D.M.s? WHO IS HE? ( LAUGHTER )
>>I FEEL LIKE I CAN SAY IT, RIGHT?>>Harry: UNLESS YOU WANT TO
EAT SOME BULL PENIS, YEAH. WELL, IT DEPENDS. I DON’T KNOW WHAT IT DEPENDS ON,
BUT I GUESS IT DEPENDS.>>OF COURSE YOU WOULD WANT TO
KNOW.>>Harry: IS THERE SOMEONE
THAT YOU’RE THINKING OF?>>YEAH.>>Harry: IS SAYING IT WORSE
THAN EATING A BULL PENIS?>>PROBABLY.>>Harry: BLINK TWICE. SHUT UP. I’M EATING THE PENIS. ( AUDIENCE REACTS )
>>Harry: JUST THROW IT ALL IN THERE.>>YOU GUYS, THIS IS DISGUSTING.>>Harry: JUST THROW IT ALL IN
THERE. ( GAGGING )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>>YEAH, THERE’S A CRAZY
AFTERTASTE.>>Harry: LAST QUESTION. WHAT AM I —
>>I’M GIVING YOU THE SCORPION THING.>>Harry: OKAY. BETWEEN LOUIE, LIAM, NILE AND
ZANE, RANK THEIR SOLOS — ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>>Harry: THAT WAS “SPILL
YOUR GUTS OR FILL YOUR GUTS”! WE’LL BE RIGHT BACWITH MORE
“LATE LATE SHOW!” ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( BAND PLAYING )

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