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Super Mario Maker 2

November 5, 2019


– [Dunk] No way! They’re bringing back the forgotten Mario character? Doggio?
(Undodog) (Giggle) Look-! (Laughs) Oh, man!
I haven’t seen you since Hotel Mario. What is-? What is he up to? What are you up to boy? He’s onto something. He’s got some- You Sss… Stupid son of a bitch! You stupid dog! This is why they don’t put you in any other games anymore. Because of shit like this. You come on and do shit like this. You idiot! Hey, guys! I’m playing Mario maker with a blindfold on. So I can’t see anything. Am I winning? You tell me!
You can see, I can’t! I have a blindfold on. Am I jumping at the right time? I don’t know! I ca- I- I can’t even see those icicles. Because I have a BLINDFOLD ON. Uh-oh!
It sounds- It’s-
The music is- It sounds like- The sound effects are getting crazy. Email me.
Did I- Did I win or not? Send me an email. On YouTube. Am I wi-? Oh, shit! Oh, it’s- See ya, Bowser! See ya, fucking idiot! Not my fault.
I couldn’t see anything. They made the Sand Bird! (Laughs) Oh, that’s pretty cool. This is a cool one. “Elite Gamers Only” “If you’re not an elite gamer, don’t even try kiddo.” See, me? I’m an Elite Gamer that’s why I can play this. Most of you watching… you probably couldn’t handle this level, if I’m being honest. Why did they-?
Why did they make it do that? Well, now I know the trick. Once you know the trick, it’s — it’s a very easy stage, actually. You just have to-
You just have to- Yeah!
I can on- I can only imagine a non-elite gamer trying to play this stage. Yeah!
I’m not fall for that-! I’m not fall for that one! I’m an Elite Gamer this time! Ah, man… Yeah.
Just imagine trying to do this as a non-elite gamer. That will be so-
It will be- It will be futile, actually. ‘Cause you will never win. Let’s try out the, uh… The Online Co-op. Let’s see how this works. This is bad! (Laughs) This is really bad!
(Laughing) (continues laughing) What the fuck?
(Laughing) (still laughing) “Pasta is on sale for 1 coin, but Mario can’t find his wallet!” “Get the money!” Oh, just 1 coin.
That’s easy! There it is! There’s the coin! Get it! Get-
Ohhh… It’s a- It’s a-
It’s- They’re being- They’re being- It’s one of those. Real funny, guys! Keep it up.
Real- Watch this! I’m gonna break it!
I’m gonna break the level. They never thought you would do this… YAH! Get- Come on! I wanna break it! Didn’t think about this one, did you? Fuck. Here’s one. Hit- Yeah! Yeah! Go! Go! Go! Bah-bah-bah! (nervous gasps) What?
No! Why am I taking the slowest route? What am I do-? Why?! No! Ten bucks Doggio made this level. This is some bullshit that Doggio would make. Never thought I’d take the spring over here, did you? Doggio, you… fucking idiot! (Fart noise) Damnit! …Game sucks! AAAH! I win! Oh, this is a cool background. It’s like a-
Oh, shit! The real one is in here! No? Oh, god.
This is bad. This is- They follow you. The mushroom- Yeah! Yeah! What the fuck?
(Laughing) Why is it bouncing away?
(Laughing) Get up!
(Laughing) What-
What the-? There! Alright! Okay! Okay!
This is fine! This is fine! Oh, shit! (Chuckles) Oh, shit… Ah! Nah! Okay now, this level right here, this is for Elite Gamers Only. So, everybody avert your eyes. Elite Gamers only, can watch this. Yah!
See that? You see what I’m doing? Now, it- It- It- You have to remember that I’m ranked Gold in Overwatch. So this all just comes naturally to me. Most people-
Most people are never gonna get- Never even gonna see — 1% of this level. But, me? I-
Now, look at what I do here.. I say: Yah! Boom! Ho! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! Woo! “Reach the goal after defeating the Goonbud.” What do-? Huh? What do you do? Oh, it’s a race! You see him up there? Oh, ho.
Is- Goonbud, you son of a bitch! (Laughs) You think you can race Ol’ Uncle Dunkey… in Mario? (Laughs) Oh, you make me laugh, Goonbud! Oh, I’m laughing so hard right now! Hit this! Oh, look at ’em! Look at ’em, he’s trying to win! He’s trying to win! (Laughs) It’s- It’s adorable. It’s adorable that he’s-
He’s even called- Hey, come back! Come back!
(Laughing) How do you beat this? The fuck it-?! Get-! Shit! No!
(Laughing) Get the f-! Get-! God-damn! GET-UP! There! Okay! Okay!
Bah-bah! Come on, you Goombud.
You son of a bitch.
(With a very raspy voice) You race me in Mario? (stutters) He already won. He’s gone. Come on!
Fuck Reggie! Fuck Reggie! Fuck Nintendo! Fuck everybody watching! Mario sucks, it’s a bad franchise… I like Sonic more. Oh, there we go. Okay! Alright! We gotta-
I think we got ’em on this one. ‘Cause I had to- Eeeeeeeehh…
(Angry) It’s not even fair. It’s not even a fair race because he just has a — he just flies on a straight path to the finish line. I have-
Meanwhile, I have to overcome all these obstacles. It’s just Bad Game Design 101. (stutters) I’m the be-. I’m the best! I’m the best in the world! I’m the best Mario player in the world! (stutters) I see him! I see him! (stutters) (Laughs) You son of a bitch. You thought-
Did you really think you could beat me in Mario? Be honest.
Did you really think you could beat me in Mario? (Laughs) Ah, it doesn’t-
It doesn’t count as a kill if you kick him off the ledge. (Creepy Music)
(Paul Masson Wine Commercial) – [Orson Welles] “MwaahHAAA-” – [Dunk] “You monster.” “One day you will pay the price for what you’ve done.” Yeah, right! Look at this dipshit Goomba. I don’t care! I don’t care! Now, let’s go in the house to destroy the rest of the family. (Creepy Music)
[ ♪ “Med Sci 2” – System Shock 2 OST ♪ ] (“Castle Theme” from SMB3 in the background) What is this now? What are they-? OH! You go to hell! You go to hell for killing all the Goombas. Ok- What happens if you kill the Goomba in hell? (Bell ringing) Ohhhh…. Now I see. Come on, Goomba. I’ll save you. Boom! I’m saving you, guys. Except for that one. That one-
(Laughs) His- Wow! It’s like a-
It’s a tale of redemption. Dang! That’s a good storyline for that level. And then — You know, Mario learns a lesson. He learns: “Maybe shouldn’t kill all the Goombas, I t-” He didn’t learn anything! He fucking just did it again! He’s son of-
He’s evil! (Chuckles) You know the level’s good when they got Yoshi. Yoshi on a level? That’s when you know it’s good. Woo!
Bye-bye, Yoshi! Eh… This is a shit level! This is a idiot-! This-
Whoever made this is a- Shh! Everybody, shut up! I need complete silence for this part. Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Shit! Shit! No. Go. Shit! (Chuckles) No-ho-ho-ho… Okay! Okay! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boo-!
Pah! No! No! Get-! Pah-!
No! Shit! Pooh-! (Angry) No-ho! Woah!
WHAT THE FUCK?! This game is talking shit to me. Reggie? Bobbie! You think I’m not good enough to beat the level? Jeez, you — you put this message infront of me? What are you trying to say Reggie?! (Slams his desk)
Huh? Huh? I fucking suck at Mario? “Skip the level button-” You fucking motherfucker Reggie! You just fucked with the wrong guy! You just fucked with the wrong-! Watch this shit! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Now what, Reggie? Now what? “You can hit the skip button and skip the whole fucking game” ” ’cause you’re not good at Mario.” “It’s me, Reggie.” “Here’s the company, Bowser.” Idiot! That’s the bad guy. Now, watch this… (Heartbeats) It all comes down to this… (Heartbeats) (Weird scream sfx) I have a blindfold on- [OUTRO]
♪ “Super Bell Hill” – Super Mario 3D World OST ♪

100 Comments

  • Reply Robloxianoof July 24, 2019 at 12:27 pm

    Where’s bowsers big bean burrito?

  • Reply Jacob Kitty July 24, 2019 at 1:04 pm

    Finley you should remake the entirety of Shadow of the Colossus in Mario Maker 2.

  • Reply Let's Learn Together July 24, 2019 at 5:26 pm

    What is your email Dunkey. I want to mail you

  • Reply Despair July 25, 2019 at 1:01 am

    Millions of demonetized views. He's a champ.

  • Reply NULL_64_YT July 25, 2019 at 3:56 am

    Yeah, you’re winning, I can see, you can’t

  • Reply Oshun July 25, 2019 at 4:03 am

    Unfortunate i could not watch this video, for I am not an elite gamer

  • Reply Dark Void July 25, 2019 at 4:46 am

    This guy always makes good vids

  • Reply Dark Void July 25, 2019 at 4:47 am

    boom. boom. boom. boom. SHIT

  • Reply Kaleb Murillo July 25, 2019 at 6:00 am

    Dunkey: admires undo dog
    Literally 10 seconds later
    Dunkey: hates its existence

  • Reply Big Mean Squeeze July 26, 2019 at 5:46 am

    is dunkey slowing down the video? i’ve never had multiplayer run that slow lol

  • Reply Jack KIm July 26, 2019 at 9:17 am

    Man ur channel's gold. Love it. Thanks.

  • Reply Codename: Xelda July 26, 2019 at 7:45 pm

    Dunkey donuts

  • Reply Mozet Katharina July 26, 2019 at 10:12 pm

    Why is there no comment about how the dog actually is the son of a bitch? ( im sry)

  • Reply Davydd Howard II July 27, 2019 at 9:57 pm

    Y'all dont look up doggieo xd it's name is undodog

  • Reply Jordan Mastele July 28, 2019 at 3:54 am

    ‪Course ID: X7D-NKW-C1H‬

  • Reply Heywood Jablowme July 28, 2019 at 5:23 am

    Email me on YouTube

  • Reply Nicky Noel July 28, 2019 at 2:46 pm

    Whats the outro?

  • Reply John Borenius July 28, 2019 at 5:00 pm

    5:24 is gold

  • Reply Nathan Debruyckere July 28, 2019 at 6:11 pm

    Dunkey just letting you know that you didn’t win the level. Sorry

  • Reply Istaka July 29, 2019 at 12:32 pm

    01:48 "im an elite gamer this time"
    Dunkey dunkey, there is something you don't understand about this world. It's either your're an elite gamer or YOU are not ME

  • Reply Squidy The 3rd July 30, 2019 at 1:55 am

    Welcome to the Salty Spitoon how tough are ya

    Dunkey: HOW TOUGH AM I? I BEAT BOWSER’S BIG BEAN BURRITO!

    Ya So?

    Dunkey: I have the world record

    Uuuh right this way sir!

  • Reply Noelle Barnes July 30, 2019 at 4:36 am

    elite gamers only lmao

  • Reply marge Simpson July 30, 2019 at 5:35 am

    Your too funny xD

  • Reply Zaori July 30, 2019 at 11:34 am

    couldn't stop laughing…
    you should only make those kind of Mario-Maker-2-Videos!

    .

  • Reply Ezequiel Gonzalez-Caines July 30, 2019 at 1:22 pm

    Very funny

  • Reply Raymond July 30, 2019 at 1:54 pm

    nobody:

    videogamedunkey: send me an email on youtube

  • Reply J-DEMS- 4548 July 30, 2019 at 8:47 pm

    you know what they say luigi, all toasters, toast toast

  • Reply Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho July 30, 2019 at 8:58 pm

    Nobody:

    Dunkey:
    I
    H A V E
    A
    B L I N D F O L D
    O N

  • Reply Egamer5s August 1, 2019 at 4:35 pm

    Reggie is displeased

  • Reply Rn Spurgn August 1, 2019 at 9:59 pm

    RIP Reggie

  • Reply TyPhenirW0LF August 2, 2019 at 2:16 am

    You had Bowser's Big Bean Blindfold-rito on, didn't you?

  • Reply CKFURBY August 2, 2019 at 1:57 pm

    At 6:40 I said “Talking noise” it was funny as hell

  • Reply yes no August 3, 2019 at 2:23 am

    7:00 this is another level and it only shows that massage in story Mode lol still love ur vids dunkey

  • Reply Kyle Tracht August 3, 2019 at 2:27 pm

    In that first level, does anyone know how the creator is getting the bullet cannon to act like that? As far as I can tell, it can only pass through the blocks if it's on a track, but if it's placed on a track, there seems to be no way to speed it up to it's speed in the level.

  • Reply Paul Lee August 4, 2019 at 5:24 am

    It really makes you feel like mario

  • Reply Youtube Commentor August 4, 2019 at 7:46 am

    Please review Stubbs the Zombie, it is a very good game

  • Reply Derpado The Bird August 7, 2019 at 6:26 am

    HOLY SHIT ITS KNACK HD BABYYYYYYYYYYU

  • Reply Veri Epic August 7, 2019 at 9:56 pm

    Whats the ID of the first one

  • Reply David Wilson August 7, 2019 at 11:50 pm

    ANYONE know the IDS for all the levels he plays in this??

  • Reply Scrimmy Bingus August 8, 2019 at 5:47 am

    Anyone know the code for the level he played in the end?

  • Reply Aaron A August 8, 2019 at 4:26 pm

    SUPAH MARIO MAKER 2 BABBBEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYY
    money money money

  • Reply Dante McCloud August 8, 2019 at 8:21 pm

    Does this game have any shaders for the older style levels? It looks awful in this capture.

  • Reply Airrick Hernandez August 9, 2019 at 5:07 am

    Outro Song – Super Bell Hill – Super Mario 3D World

  • Reply Squid Squt August 9, 2019 at 5:29 am

    Im hard of hearing, so I always have subtitles on, and in the very beginning of the video I thought chief was calling the dog a stupid son of a bitch

  • Reply awddrifter 02 August 12, 2019 at 5:36 am

    If they just renamed "Multiplayer Co-op" to "Shared Interactive Slideshow Experience", the complaints would stop

  • Reply Kases August 12, 2019 at 7:25 pm

    What sound does a dying donkey produce?

    4:52

  • Reply Dio August 15, 2019 at 4:29 pm

    This is great

  • Reply Skeleton Masher August 16, 2019 at 4:52 am

    Guys, dunkey doesn't have a blindfold on. He IS blind.

  • Reply Misael Santana August 16, 2019 at 4:53 am

    丈太郎!
    ディオ!
    ああ? 近づいてるのか? 逃げる代わりに俺と戦いに来るのか?
    私はあなたに警告しなければなりません、私はBowserのBig Bean Burritoの世界記録を持っています。
    オーホー! してあります。

  • Reply Essu Essu August 16, 2019 at 9:15 pm

    Hi Sammy I am only here because I heard he had a world record on bowsers big bean burrito

  • Reply Jagger August 16, 2019 at 10:14 pm

    I also like to do everything

    🅱️ L I N D F O L D E D

  • Reply Sam Clipz August 18, 2019 at 2:33 am

    KNACK 2 BABY KNACK IS BACK

  • Reply a DOOR text overedited to perfection August 18, 2019 at 1:05 pm

    Reggie's only jealous he didn't have the world record of Bowser's Big Bean Burrito.

  • Reply Gracie Lynn Adams August 19, 2019 at 2:32 am

    She name is undodog

  • Reply SharpForThree August 19, 2019 at 6:26 pm

    Great vid 😂God bless

  • Reply that guy again August 21, 2019 at 2:03 am

    Guysss, what do i type in to get the dude at 5:23

  • Reply islaam Ilyas August 24, 2019 at 1:42 am

    Plot twist: He was using tilt controls the whole time

  • Reply Benny Wireman August 24, 2019 at 3:46 am

    If dunky couldn't see anything why did he say see ya bowser?

  • Reply Kyle August 24, 2019 at 11:52 pm

    Isn’t this the guy who lost the world record on bowsers big bean burrito?

  • Reply Moises Ramirez August 25, 2019 at 1:36 am

    Ahhhh the French
    Has been always celebrated for their excellence

  • Reply Zeno Masker August 25, 2019 at 3:01 am

    Only true millennial understand the comedic value of this video. Gamers rise up.

  • Reply Camron Stringer August 25, 2019 at 3:56 am

    record for bean burrito is gone😩

  • Reply IceyPie August 25, 2019 at 7:48 am

    It turns out that Reggie planned to include blindfolds with every copy Super Mario Maker 2.

  • Reply whats a joke August 25, 2019 at 10:34 am

    He didn't have a blind fold on btw

  • Reply Jacky Huang August 25, 2019 at 4:48 pm

    Famous last words: “i have a blindfold on”

  • Reply Tit0Matic August 26, 2019 at 4:21 pm

    It's Dogio!

  • Reply Jordan Wong August 26, 2019 at 10:35 pm

    "why would you give the company to Bowser idiot? That's the bad guy.." :'( so much hurt I could hear in Dunkey's voice when he said that… I felt it too man.

  • Reply Hero Rising August 27, 2019 at 4:44 pm

    0:35 😂

  • Reply girlcrazyrockstar August 28, 2019 at 10:35 pm

    Felt longer than 8 min

  • Reply LilGabbo September 1, 2019 at 10:50 pm

    Whens the Crash Team Racing Nitro Fueled review?

  • Reply chill in September 2, 2019 at 7:50 pm

    This is how trap adventure 2 shouldve been

  • Reply Michael Ferguson September 3, 2019 at 6:45 pm

    "Here's the company, Bowser"

    Idiot. That's the bad guy

  • Reply Jia LIU September 3, 2019 at 9:29 pm

    For my money, the best pokimon is doggio

  • Reply Joey Wheeler September 8, 2019 at 5:10 am

    Remember, he's rank gold in overwatch.

  • Reply Paleozoic Productions September 8, 2019 at 12:58 pm

    Dogeo

  • Reply Nicholas Leclerc September 11, 2019 at 9:45 pm

    0:51
    “I can’t even see those icicles… BECAUSE I’M BLIND !!!”

    Simple, but pretty good

  • Reply Nicholas Leclerc September 11, 2019 at 9:53 pm

    7:43
    😂😂😂

    7:44
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    7:47
    😂😂👌👌👌😂😂👌👌😂😂😂😂🤣😭🤣😭😭🤣🤣🤣😭👌👌😂

  • Reply Lojical September 13, 2019 at 7:55 pm

    System Shock II music? Holy crap you've got good tastes.

  • Reply ClassicMixer September 14, 2019 at 10:49 pm

    E

  • Reply Terry September 19, 2019 at 5:36 am

    who else is here for the laugh

  • Reply Estou Aqui September 19, 2019 at 1:48 pm

    Yeah I know that doggio is not on the games but yes you can in the course maker (smm1)

  • Reply The Drumming Buffoon September 19, 2019 at 4:09 pm

    Is the multiplayer framerate really that bad?

  • Reply Periachi September 25, 2019 at 7:43 am

    Doesn't this guy have the record for bowsers bean burrito?

  • Reply kimo the fun genius September 27, 2019 at 3:55 am

    0:21 Calls a dog son of a bitch
    Me: Well that's technically correct

  • Reply Omar Monzer September 29, 2019 at 6:23 pm

    He deserves the 5 mil subs

  • Reply Anthony Bianco September 30, 2019 at 2:04 am

    What’s the level code for where you race the goombud?

  • Reply Torma groves September 30, 2019 at 11:15 am

    I think dunkey won I don't know I had a blind fold

  • Reply kimo the fun genius October 1, 2019 at 5:52 pm

    5:24 Spin jump: Am I a joke to you

  • Reply Evan Petrolle October 9, 2019 at 1:00 pm

    Yes Dunkey, you were winning.

  • Reply Ebun Obafemi October 11, 2019 at 8:14 pm

    "See ya Bowser!" "Not my fault I couldn't see." Bowser: I hate you

  • Reply kimo the fun genius October 12, 2019 at 1:26 pm

    0:21 Calls a dog son of a bitch
    Me: Well that's technically correct

  • Reply Mordomo Sá October 12, 2019 at 9:17 pm

    5:23
    What?

  • Reply iF3llOffaBr1dge October 17, 2019 at 11:53 pm

    I was laughing so hard throughout this video!!! I'm new to your channel, but man you are funny!

  • Reply Magicpointeshoe October 18, 2019 at 8:58 am

    S e e y a b o w s e r
    S e e y a i d i o t !

  • Reply jouke van beers October 18, 2019 at 9:23 am

    3:47 you have been gnomed

  • Reply Paul McDougald October 18, 2019 at 4:40 pm

    What’s the outro music

  • Reply Wexlinator October 28, 2019 at 11:21 pm

    1:10: living proof that dunkey did not have a blindfold.

  • Reply Toa nuva November 3, 2019 at 11:14 pm

    “Your eyes deceive you, don’t trust them”
    Master Dunkey, July 7th 2019

  • Reply Kuro Zero 10 November 4, 2019 at 8:35 pm

    This really feels like a blindfold gameplay

  • Reply The_Awesome_J November 5, 2019 at 12:20 am

    I’m very sorry for taking your controlor

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