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🌟Ballon d’Or 2014-2015 RAP BATTLE🌟 (Winner Cristiano Ronaldo vs Messi vs Neuer) FIFA Award Cartoon

January 6, 2020

Blatter: Hello, and welcome to, the 2014 Bellen D`or Awards Blatter: Now is not a good time Blatter: This year, as FIFArce continue to move with the times, the award will be decided by a rap battle. Blatter: Let`s decide, Who will win the FIFArce Bellen D`or Arragontaldo: Cristian Arragontaldo, Real, and Poortugal! Blatter: Who will win the FIFArce Bellen D`or Messigican: Lionel Messigican, Bancelona, and Handballgentina! Blatter: Who will win the FIFArce Bellen D`or?? Neuer: Savewell Neuer, Bayern and Germazing! Blatter: Who will win the FIFArce Bellen D`or?? Blatter: Tear it the f**k up, just like we did with Garcia`s Report Arragontaldo: It`s so clear, It`s so easy to see,ahah! The player in the world this year was me! Arragontaldo: More Goals, More assists,More trophies won! Arragontaldo: I`ve got muscles popping everywhere, even my statue`s hung Neuer: I`ve seen your statue Messigican: Yes I know the one! The only thing that`s accurate, is that it is bronze! Neuer: With your plucked brows! Messigican: Greased hair! Neuer: And so much more! Blatter: The only award you`re taking home, is the Salon D`or Messigican: Cause I`m the champions` league and spanish league`s all time scorer Messigican: And I know how gutted you were when I broke those records before you! Messigican: In the world cup, you did sweet f**k all! Messigican: Me, the final and the golden ball! Arragontaldo: Ahah the golden ball which was golden bull s**t! Neuer: The only thing you did in the final was that lame-ass sky high free kick! Arragontaldo: You act like Mr. Perfect, while you`re just a sham Neuer: You`re in deep s**t with the taxman! Arragontaldo: You tried to leave through Instantgram! Blatter: Who will win the FIFArce Bellen D`or?? Arragontaldo: My career is thriving! Neuer: Thanks to penalties Messigican: And diving! Blatter: Who will win the FIFArce Bellen D`or?? Messigican: It shouldn`t be about looks! Arragontaldo: Where`s your burgundy tux? Ahah! Blatter: Who will win the FIFArce Bellen D`or?? Neuer: I won the world cup! Arragontaldo and Messigican: You`re a goalie shutup! Blatter: Who will win the FIFArce Bellen D`or?? Blatter: The votes are nearly in who is going to win? Blatter: The winner of the 2014 Bellen D`or award is, Kevin Ibrahim, from Qatar! Blatter: Now is not a good time.

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LET’S GO LUNA! | The Kids Learn About Australian Land | PBS KIDS

December 26, 2019

Magic Globe, can you
tell them more about it? Magic Globe: I sure can, Leo. Australia is a
very large country that can be found right here. Every country has
towns and cities. Today, we are in the
big city of Sydney. But outside of the city, there’s an even bigger area
where hardly anyone lives. Australians call
this area The Bush. It’s a great place
to raise cows. In fact, that’s one of the
things Leo’s uncle does. So, have fun at the
station today, kids. All: Thanks, Magic Globe! Cattle Station? I thought we were going
to your uncle’s ranch. In Australia, we
don’t say ranch. We say cattle station. It’s basically a ranch
where you raise cows. So Australian cowboys
are called stockmen, and they work on
a cattle station? Yup, but don’t worry, Andy, Australian stockmen are just
like the cowboys in America. They still wear big
hats, herd cattle, ride horses. Is something wrong, Leo? You were talking
about riding horses and then you got all jittery. Nothing. Nothing’s wrong. I love my uncle, and I
love visiting his station. It’d be crazy for the nephew
of an Australian stockman to be scared of
something silly like a– (horse sputters) Horse! (laughs) Hiya, Leo. Didn’t mean to startle ya.

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How to turn Words Happy New Year Into a Robot and Racket.

December 6, 2019

rammurthi koppula

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?RONALDO is LIVID with SARRI!?

November 17, 2019

This shitty cartoon is not ‘made for kids’. Higuain is free! Oh dear… Ronaldo must score! Oh dear, oh dear… Surely this time! Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear… Ronaldo is getting subbed-off again! WHAT?! Bullshit! Seeing red! Bloody nose! FUMING! That’s two games in a row! I’m gone before the whistle blows… Subbed off?! It’s criminal! Ronny – I’d like to speak with you… WHAT?! People say you left early… TRUE! I’ll do what I want! So there! Siii! Then we… will sell you! WHAT?!
So you’re a tough guy?! You’re “don’t score enough guy”! I am Mr. Buff guy! Okay! That’s enough guys! No! He’s a shit striker! You’re a shit manager! You’re worse than Dybala! Well, you are cancer! What?! Metaphorically! Let’s face it… You’re a bad 9! Okay, it’s time for some team-building! Let’s go! Go on… He subbed me off twice! Even though…
I’m the loved guy! Won all kinds of stuff guy” I’m, Billy GOAT Gruff guy!
Look good in the buff guy! He’s just a bald guy! He’s “won sweet F.A-guy”!
Making me his fall-guy! And, put simply, that is why, come January,
I’m a Bayern guy”! Der Klassiker here I come! Yes! You idiot! We’ve just lost 462m Euros in shirt sales!
DER!

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Who’s The Football Daddy?

November 16, 2019

Last week, my baby boy arrived. Which made me question, who’s the Daddy? Because it’s certainly isn’t me. Can you guess the football daddy? I’m your son! Who the hell are you? Who’s the daddy? Oww! Baby bit me! And it really hurts! And it’s still hurting! Who’s the daddy? (Caveman Voice) (Laughing) Who’s the daddy? Happy birthday to me- Where is my birthday cake? I haven’t got one. Ahh, I don’t believe it. Who’s the daddy? Mehhh! Who’s The daddy? Who’s the daddy? WAHH WAHH WAAHHAAA HAHAHAHAH! Who’s the daddy?! Who’s the daddy? Haa! Aaa! Hoo! Who’s the daddy? (Sexy Moron..) OOO OO AHAHA! Who’s the daddy? Ohh, I can smell your wife’s c*ck! (Vomits) Ugh.. who’s the daddy? Oh my God! It’s hideous! Get it out of my sight! Get it out of my SIGHT!!!!!! Dada? Ahhh! Who’s the daddy? Quiz Answers! #1 Zlatan #2 Suarez #3 Costa #4 Yaya #5 Phil Jones #6 Fellani #7 Müller #8 Ozil #9 Giroud #10 Bale #11 Giggs And of course, #12 Cristiano Ronaldo. Thanks for watching! Subtitles by the Amara.org community

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RONALDO vs TORRES…Football Rap Battle! (Parody Real vs Atletico Champions League Final)

November 16, 2019

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Masha and The Bear – Home-Grown Ninjas (Episode 51)

November 15, 2019

Home-Grown Ninjas You won’t catch me! You won’t get it! Na na na na, na naa naaaa! And no, you didn’t catch me! And no, you didn’t get it! Na na, na na naaaa! Oops. Oops. Ne-ah, this is really too much! Neen-who? Ninja? And who is that? A! Cannot see them, cannot catch them! Then I am ninja! Hmm, this costume is OK, I guess… Na na na na, na naa naaaa! Hm… Oh, ah, ah, ah, oh, ah! Na na na na, na naa naaaa! Hey, you should come again! We really liked it!

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?PAUL POGBA SOLD!? Juventus? Real Madrid? PSG? Barca? The Song!

November 14, 2019

Come on… In you go… Aha! Come on… In you go… Yes! Driver! Commence Operation: Sell Pogba! I’m Gonna take this ass… Down the M6 road… I’m gonna ride… Til’ His ass is sold We’re gonna take this ass… Down the M6 road… We’re gonna ride… Til’ His ass is sold We’ve got the donkey in the back… The one who got me sacked! Virus! Bloody huge contract! Time for #pogback! Ride in on a horse! Ha! A stallion? Why so hoarse? Would you take an offer? Um… Of bloody course! Shoot! We would like to offer…£0 What?! You can’t offer £0! Well Paul bloody does! Fine, we’d like to offer something… Swap? Deal! You can’t sell him! Ow! It’s burning! No deal! His wages are a factor! He dances like a spacker! He’s more poisonous… Than Chernobyl’s 4th reactor! I would like a move please Check out his pink boobies! Check out his pink booties! Comes with some free groupies! Look! He shakes his booty! We would like to offer… £0 What?! Oh, come on! You can’t offer £0! Paul does! Agreed! Wait, I’d like to offer something… Swap? What?! Deal! I would rather be golfing! No deal! Going home… Up the M6 road… I’m gonna hide… Coz’ he isn’t sold! Ole Gunnar, take this ass… Round the inner ring road… No need to hide… ‘Coz The ass is sold! A Pleasure doing business with you! Let’s get outta here! Go Paul go! Pep? Why did you buy me? So that Alex Whiskey nose and Jose Moaninho couldn’t get the best out of you! If I can someone as awful as you to play well… Awful? It will prove once and for all… That I am the best manager the world has ever seen! I did it once with Raheem loves sterling… And I’ll do it again! Yesss! Step 1: Stop the terrible dancing… Who do you think you are? Jesse lingard? Subtitles by the Amara.org community

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Lionel Messi – DRAW MY LIFE PARODY

November 14, 2019

Welcome to draw my life with me,
Lionel Messigician And as Ron Burgundy once said:
“I’m kind of a big deal” Nice play on words!
Go away, Cristiano… I was born on June 24th, 1987
My dad was a steel worker …And my mom was a part-time Cleaner Hiii-HOOOOOOOOOO!
Oh, go away, Cristiano! I was born in Rosario, Argentina I joined the Newell’s Old Boys
at the age of 6 I did okay, I guess… Scoring nearly 500 GOALS! We were nicknamed the
“Machine of ’87” At 11, I was diagnosed with “GHD”
Haha! Not “ghd’s” I meant “Growth Hormone Deficiency” really Hey! I didn’t give you permission to use
my image! …You’ll be hearing from my
LAWYEEEERS! I took hormone supplements
like Cristiano, my dad didn’t have… A problem getting outside help to
grow his son …You’ll be hearing from my
LAWYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS! …But hormones were expensive!
through luckily Barcelona watched a video of me Juggling oranges and tennis-balls
And I was invited for a try. They’ve offered me a contract
on a napkin as there was no paper …Let me type this up I was a Barça player.
I’ve made my Barça debut on October 16 ’04 Against El Espanyol.
I was the 2nd youngest Barça debutant ever 7 and a half months later…
I’ve scored my first goal By the way…
My goal celebration is a tribute to my grandma …Who took me to training and matches
as a child. In 2004, I turned down a chance to play
for the Spain’s Number #20 Just think. I maybe could be as bad…
I-I-I mean as good as Torres My debut for Argentina could’ve got better I was sent off 44 seconds after coming on
as a substitute! After that by start I’ve became the youngest
Argentinian to play and score …In the World Cup.
I was nicknamed “Messidonna” …And even scored a goal featuring
a “Maradonna” against Espanyol in 2007 And then I became kind of a”Big Deal”
winning all kinds of trophies… 7 La Liga’s, 4 Champions league
3 Copas Del Rey, 3 UEFA’s super cups 3 FIFA’s World Club Cups …And 5 gooolden things! …Did you hear me Cristiano?
I’ve said 5! And one day you’ll hopefully win something
with your country club. …Says you. What’s next?
Who Knows But it’s going to include lots of medals
and a Bucket-load of records! Subtitles by the Amara.org community

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?TWICE!? #12 Every Premier League Manager Reacts

November 14, 2019

Every Premier League Manager Reacts! Matchday 12! That mistake from Buendia was a nursery mistake! So as a punishment… …from now on I’m going to make him train in a nappy! We beat them away! We beat them away! How BLEEP must they be? We beat them away! Pulisic scores again! What a player. He’s the most lethal attacker from America since Ted Bundy. Zaha completely disappeared today! The last time I saw a willy disappear that quickly was when I went skinny dipping in the North Sea. We were right back on it today! The intensity was immense! Though I hope none of the lads get pulled for a random drugs test Just before kick-off I made them all have three cans of monster energy drink and a line of speed… Holy ballbags! My goalie is so bad I’m even considering a January loan move for Loris Karius. The king is dead. Long live the king! That result hurts. I mean REALLY hurts! Even more than having a swab down your japseye. Well, it was close, but unlike my prediction, we DIDN’T draw 1-1 this week. I’m a man of my word At least we have Arsenal next. If we don’t beat them… I’ll eat my anus! We are staying up say we are staying up! I’m not getting sacked! Say I’m not getting sacked! I’m furious! We really should have stopped their equaliser! Where was our defence with the block? And where was Heung Min Son with the dislocated ankle inducing tackle? Crap! BEEP VAR! BEEP VAR! BEEP VAR! It was nice to beat a team like Arsenal – but next up we’ve got a much, much harder game. Against Brighton. LOL Good ebening. Good evening, Unai. How do you respond to the Leicester fans who were singing Sacked in the Ebening? Well they can, in the words of Granit Xhaka… BLEEP off. Just like I will be BLEEPING off in the international break. It’s time to go! Adama Traore. What a performance! That’s Exactly what I want to see from him. But only every 4 or 5 games. I don’t want any of the big clubs trying to sign him now do I? Dean, sum up that performance In a word… Poop Ole, after that fine win, do you think you’ll finish in the top… Four?! Absolutely. Coz Ole’s at the wheel! I was going to say top half WHAT?! There’s no shame in losing to Man Utd. Really? NO!!! There’s lots of shame in it! So much shame!!!! Pep, when you said thank you so much to the referee and linesman at the final whistle were you being sarcastic? No, not at all. And may I say, what a superb question that is. You really are an incredible journalist. The Pulitzer Prize, here you come! Three cheers for this man! Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray! For he’s a jolly good fellow, for… 26 straight wins to go!!!! Jaaaaa!!!

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