Hello you little ugly bastards! As you know, since it started, the French Internet has been a revealer of varied musical talents Just as Bilal, aka “the Rapper from 92” *never forget* Amandine, “the Rapper from 38” “King Enok” and I’m forgetting others The group I’m about to present you is composed of 3 young good-looking guys from Quebec And it’s certainly the most beautiful romantic song I heard in all my life Because thanks to it, I beat my personal record of more than 4 years in a mental hospital! and yes In short, it’s called “An unforgettable girl” And believe me, you WILL remember it for a long time This video is very popular in Quebec, hence the numerous parodies I’ll come back to in a moment But it oddly went unnoticed in France
in joy What a BEAT yo, it must come from the ghetto, guys *It seems like I don’t appeal to you* *Because you don’t even call me back* *Do I appeal to no one or what?* *Maybe because I’m not the right guy for you* *I will never forget the first day* *When I tried to seduce you* *It had seemed to have moved you (lol)* *But it’s today I realized* *That I had failed (salty)* *And that I should have never talked to you )=* *I know that it’s not worth it (just do it)* *To love you but what do you want me to do ?* *I’ll try to ignore it* *I guess that’s what love is* *We each experience it differently* Holy fuck, there’s a big bunch of winners I don’t who’s more charismatic between Roger Federer, chromosome 21 and Bugs Bunny How do you pull off something like that ? How do you not want to swallow an entire box of pills after producing something like that ? Shit ! Is this what 2000’s boys bands look like ? *I will rape you* I don’t know, these guys look creepy, they look dead inside And I think that the girl they’re talking about, they killed her And they buried her here, because murderers always come back to the scene of crime Thank you inspector Derrick for teaching me this Let’s look into the lyrics I guess that you don’t like me, because you don’t even call me back I don’t understand ! If I were a girl, I would eat a guy like you’s wiener right away (belgian accent) *Does no one like me ? Maybe because [I look like foie gras]* Yes, I’m being mean, I know And I really don’t understand why this girl didn’t want them They seem nice, sensitive, smart… Yes they’re ugly ! Fuck, there, I said it, they’re ugly ! Coming back to the song, my favorite moment is this big blank *And it’s today that I realised* There you think it’s going to be epic, they’re going to come back like “woooo” I don’t know… shit ! Let’s here what’s going to happen *And it’s today that I realised* *That I faileeeed* Yes, it’s pathetic What’s incredible in this song is the total lack of motivation in their singing To want to marry the girl that I’ve always loved But really that song is amazing, it’s a fucking hit record ! If I were them, I’d go see a label director right away That’s shit ! They’re horrible singers, no charisma, shitty lyrics ! I…I know I’m sorry It’s going to be a hit ! It’s awesome, you’re hired *winner music*
“An unforgettable girl” And the worst, the WORST in this Is that they did this for a class project And the video was played in front of the entire class THE ENTIRE CLASS As I said, this video was a huge success in Quebec And it was subject to many parodies In particular the one by the Appendices, which is a parody But in… good It’s not bad at all, I recommend you watch it *I’ll never forget the first day* *When I tried to woo you* Let’s go straight to the sec… the sec… the second video You know street artists, jugglers They can be seen a lot in big cities The one I’m going to show inspires a feeling Somewhere between pity and… fascination It was shot in front of the “Centre George Pompidou” in Paris by American tourists And the video went viral worldwide under the title of “worst entertainer ever” basically
the worst entertainer of all time [Breakdance God] I’ll stop the slaughter right now The first question that pops into my mind is “why didn’t you train, dude ?” You don’t do a concert before you practiced, for fuck’s sake ! And I… shit My favorite moment is when he drops his props So, the entire video I really like this guy because you can imagine What he’s thinking at all times *Yes, here you go, yeah, yeah …* *haaaan :c* *Yes, yes… !* *haaaaaaan :c* *haaaaaaaaan ;n;* Yep, that, I know how to do Yes, come on, fuck, the elegance of the pelican *breakdance music* In the end, can we really say that this guy is this bad Because he ended up gathering over 300 000 people with this video If I were him, I would go apply to a circus manager right away What the fuck is that ? *yeah* That’s supposed to be juggling ? What’s he doing with his balls ? *yeah, I don’t know* It’s going to be a hit ! You’re hired *winner music* This guy sort of physically reminds me of that awesome singer in one of my previous videos Good memories, huh ? Is that what talented people look like ? Before moving on to the third video I wanted to see the comments on this video And of course it was glowing with intelligence (just read the comments) POPOPOOOO *screams OOOOOOH* 3rd video Do you know Mr. Meu ? OF COURSE ! What do you mean ? No, not “of course”, not everybody knows Mr. Meu You’re not the center of the world, douchebag ! [schizophrenia] So Mr.Meu as his name indicates, is an emu Which is a sort of… ostrich So the video shows young French guys in Australia, like everyone in fact And the people who give them shelter have this emu as a pet And I sincerly think that this is the… CRAZIEST animal I’ve ever seen And crazy is an understatment *mister meu* [Touching this animal is such a good idea] Mr. Meu is nice You will regret these words, you dirty human Are you ready ? *laughs* Close it close it ! *lmao* It’s gone mental ! *laughs* *We cannot move now* *It’s mad huh* *It’s mad against us ?* *oh fuck it’s not happy huh* *Bastard ! It breaks and stuff !* *lololololol* *Wait I don’t see it anymore* *It’s really mad huh* *whereisit- Gone huh* *lmao* Don’t you see similar things with the previous video ? *breakdance music* And after of course he comes back And there’s the confrontation, the staring contest ! Are you ready for the best moment of your lives ? Can you really imagine being alone at home and seeing this ? And then I said “the next episode comes out next week” These idiots ! *western music* I’ll call you back He lost ! *OOOOOOOOOH screams* The thing that makes me laugh Yes, it’s really funny, okay ? It’s funny Is that the owner comes back and she couldn’t give a fuck *And our friend who’s maybe gonna save our life* *and here is the owner…* *… who leaves us in our shit* In any case, watch out for the mental emu *hardrock music* There you go this was the 10th episode of WTC Once again, go follow me on Facebook go follow me on Twitter And of course subscribe and share this video it’s really important of course Just one last thing Because this was the 10th episode From now on, I will post the episodes once very two weeks on friday And I’ll stick to it It’s over for today, see you in two weeks !