This shitty cartoon is not ‘made for kids’. Higuain is free! Oh dear… Ronaldo must score! Oh dear, oh dear… Surely this time! Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear… Ronaldo is getting subbed-off again! WHAT?! Bullshit! Seeing red! Bloody nose! FUMING! That’s two games in a row! I’m gone before the whistle blows… Subbed off?! It’s criminal! Ronny – I’d like to speak with you… WHAT?! People say you left early… TRUE! I’ll do what I want! So there! Siii! Then we… will sell you! WHAT?!
So you’re a tough guy?! You’re “don’t score enough guy”! I am Mr. Buff guy! Okay! That’s enough guys! No! He’s a shit striker! You’re a shit manager! You’re worse than Dybala! Well, you are cancer! What?! Metaphorically! Let’s face it… You’re a bad 9! Okay, it’s time for some team-building! Let’s go! Go on… He subbed me off twice! Even though…
I’m the loved guy! Won all kinds of stuff guy” I’m, Billy GOAT Gruff guy!
Look good in the buff guy! He’s just a bald guy! He’s “won sweet F.A-guy”!
Making me his fall-guy! And, put simply, that is why, come January,
I’m a Bayern guy”! Der Klassiker here I come! Yes! You idiot! We’ve just lost 462m Euros in shirt sales!