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December 7, 2019
-And now here to perform
“I Cain’t Say No,” from Rodgers and Hammerstein’s
“Oklahoma!”, Ali Stroker. [ Cheering and applause ] -♪ It ain’t ♪ ♪ So much a question
of not knowin’ what to do ♪ ♪ I knowed what’s right
and wrong since I been ten ♪ ♪ I heared a lot of stories ♪ ♪ And I reckon they are true ♪ ♪ About how girls
are put upon by men ♪ ♪ I know I mustn’t
fall into the pit ♪ ♪ But when I’m with a feller ♪ [ Inhales sharply ] ♪ I fergit ♪ ♪♪ ♪ I’m just a girl
who cain’t say no ♪ ♪ I’m in a terrible fix ♪ ♪ I always say,
“Come on, let’s go” ♪ ♪ Just when I orta say nix ♪ ♪ When a person
tries to kiss a girl ♪ ♪ I know she orta
give his face a smack ♪ ♪ But as soon
as someone kisses me ♪ ♪ I somehow sorta
wanta kiss him back ♪ ♪ I’m just a fool
when lights are low ♪ ♪ I cain’t be prissy
and quaint ♪ ♪ I ain’t the type
that can faint ♪ ♪ How can I be what I ain’t? ♪ ♪ I cain’t say no ♪ ♪ What you gonna do
when a feller gits flirty ♪ ♪ And starts to talk purty ♪ ♪ What you gonna do? ♪ ♪ Supposin’ that he says that
yer lips are like cherries ♪ ♪ Or roses or berries ♪ ♪ What you gonna do? ♪ ♪ Supposin’ that he says
that you’re sweeter than cream ♪ ♪ And he’s gotta have cream
or die ♪ ♪ What you gonna do
when he talks that way? ♪ ♪ Spit in his eye? ♪ ♪ I’m just a girl
who cain’t say no ♪ ♪ Cain’t seem
to say it at all ♪ ♪ I hate
to disserpoint a beau ♪ ♪ When he is payin’ a call ♪ ♪ Fer a while,
I act refined and cool ♪ [ Laughter ] ♪ A-sittin’ on
a velveteen settee ♪ ♪ Then I think
of that old Golden Rule ♪ ♪ And do fer him
what he would do fer me ♪ ♪ I cain’t resist a Romeo ♪ ♪ In a sombrero and chaps ♪ ♪ Soon as I sit
on their laps ♪ ♪ Somethin’ inside of me snaps ♪ ♪ I cain’t say no ♪ ♪♪ ♪ I’m just a girl
who cain’t say no ♪ ♪ Kissin’s my favorite food ♪ ♪ With or without
the mistletoe ♪ ♪ I’m in a holiday mood ♪ ♪ Other girls are coy
and hard to catch ♪ ♪ But other girls
ain’t havin’ any fun ♪ ♪ Every time I lose
a wrestlin’ match ♪ ♪ I have a funny feelin’
that I won ♪ ♪ Though I can feel
the undertow ♪ ♪ I never make a complaint ♪ ♪ Till it’s too late
fer restraint ♪ ♪ Then when I want to,
I cain’t ♪ ♪ I cain’t say… ♪ ♪ N-o-o-o-o,
whoo-ooh! ♪ [ Cheering and applause ] -Come on! Oh! Oh! Oh, my goodness!
Come on! That is how you do it!
That is how you do it! Ali Stroker! [ Cheers and applause ] Go see “Oklahoma!” now, playing on Broadway at the
Circle in the Square Theatre. Fantastic.
-I am so excited about this. Tonight,
we are coming to you live! [ Cheers and applause ] Live!
Whoa! And this is very special —
our entire audience is filled with Democrats
who are running for president. So, unbelievable.
[ Cheers and applause ] Fantastic.
Congratulations. Yeah, just like the debate,
everyone here gets 10 seconds to talk.
[ Laughter ] And since it’s NBC,
if you go past your time, you’re gonna hear this. [ Dramatic tone ] Okay.
That’s the way it works. Now, the debate
was right here at NBC, and there was a lot
of excitement in the building. It felt
just like the Super Bowl, you know, if 20 teams
played the game over two nights and the winner wasn’t decided
for another year. But besides that… But it’s true — we’re live, and we just watched the first
Democratic debate down in Miami. If you missed it,
here’s what happened. There were 10 Democrats
on stage, and to qualify, all a candidate needed
was to poll at 1% or higher. [ Laughter ] That’s it? One per–
I mean, even O.J. is at 2%. -Oh.
[ Laughter ] -But once it got under way, something very interesting
happened. In his first question
of the night, Beto O’Rourke decided
to start speaking Spanish. Watch this. -And it’s gonna take all of us
coming together to make sure that it does. [ Speaking Spanish ] [ Laughter ] -Cory Booker’s face.
[ Laughter ] Oh, Cory B– yeah. Trump was watching like, “Crap.
Did I hit the SAP button? What is it?
What is it?” [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] Then, when they called on
Bill de Blasio, he was like, “Uh, thank-a you-o.
I’m-a happy to be here-o.” [ Laughter ] Meanwhile, Cory Booker
saw Beto speaking Spanish and decided to join in, too.
Watch him. -[ Speaking Spanish ] [ Laughter ] -He sounds
like Arnold Schwarzenegger learning Rosetta Stone. He’s like…
[ Speaking Spanish loudly ] [ Laughter ] [ Speaking Spanish loudly ] [ Cheers and applause ] Meanwhile, over on Telemundo,
they were speaking English. -Really?
-It was unbelievable tonight. -Wow!
-Yeah, Beto and Booker both spoke Spanish,
but it’s not that crazy because Miami has a large
Spanish-speaking community. I just hope that the next debate
is in Boston so I can hear them say, “We need free college
for anyone who is wicked smart.” [ Laughter ] Later on, we got our first look
at one of the underdogs, former Maryland Congressman
John Delaney. Take a look at this guy.
Yeah. [ Laughter ] He looks like a talking thumb.
[ Laughter ] Well, as expected,
Elizabeth Warren and Cory Booker did well tonight,
but I actually thought Bill de Blasio
did a pretty good job, too. The New Yorkers are like, “Where the hell’s
this friggin’ guy been? Hey, whoa, hey!” Meanwhile, later on —
[ Feedback ] -Welcome back to “Today” —
-Sorry, sorry. That’s a mic. Can someone turn
Savannah Guthrie’s microphone off?
Thank you. Appreciate it. So, during the debate, there were
some technical difficulties. Take a look at this. -Should there be a role
for the federal government — -The mics are on.
-Everybody’s mics are on. Think we had
a little mic issue in the back. -Control room,
we’ve got contrary audio. -We had the —
I think we heard — Yeah, we have
the audience audio. -What’s happening? [ Laughter ] -Then Vladimir Putin was like,
“Is too easy.” [ Laughter ] “Is too easy.” [ Laughs ] Now, get this — Trump tweeted
and called the debate boring. But he still watched
even though he also said it was a “very unexciting
group of people.” As opposed to the rock stars
he usually hangs out with, like Mike Pence
and Steve Mnuchin. [ Laughter ] But I think
I know why Trump’s upset. He’s probably
jealous of the Democrats. You know, if you think about it,
they got to be on TV, they got
to talk about themselves, and they got to be in Florida. It’s like, “These are
my three favorite things! I can’t believe it!”
[ Laughter ] There’s a lot going on
in the race, and there’s
so many Democrats running, it’s hard to keep up,
so we thought we’d help you out. Enjoy. ♪♪ -♪ Bernie Sanders ♪
-♪ Tulsi Gabbard ♪ -♪ Julián Castro ♪
-♪ Beto O’Rourke ♪ -♪ Elizabeth Warren ♪
-♪ John Delaney ♪ -♪ Kirsten Gillibrand
from New York ♪ -♪ Cory Booker ♪
-♪ Andrew Yang ♪ -♪ I’m Bill de Blasio ♪
-♪ Tim Ryan ♪ -♪ Michael Bennet ♪
-♪ I’m Eric Swalwell ♪ -♪ Marianne Williamson ♪
-♪ Joe Biden ♪ [ Laughs ] -♪ I’m Jay Inslee ♪
-♪ Kamala Harris ♪ -♪ My name is Pete Buttigieg ♪
-♪ I’m Amy Klobuchar ♪ ♪ And I approve this message ♪
-Yay! -♪ I’m John Hickenlooper ♪ ♪ Skinny kid
with a funny last name ♪ -♪ Now,
who the hell’s gonna beat me? ♪ ♪ Their policies
are just insane ♪ -♪ Gun control ♪
-♪ Equality ♪ -♪ Climate change ♪
-♪ Voting rights ♪ -♪ Campaign finance ♪
-♪ Free tuition ♪ -♪ Living wages ♪ -♪ Will not deny
social justice ♪ -♪ Join the fight ♪
♪ Identify ♪ -♪ A woman’s right ♪
-♪ It’s true ♪ -♪ No excuse ♪
-♪ We can’t afford to lose ♪ -♪ Democratic candidates are
here to change the world today ♪ -♪ I’m gonna change my slogan ♪ ♪ We’ll sell many,
many more hats that way ♪ -♪ Focus on the future ♪ -♪ There is nothing
we can’t overcome ♪ -♪ Democratic candidates are
not afraid of Donald Trump ♪ -♪ When people come after me ♪ ♪ That’s really, really,
really dumb ♪ -♪ Democratic candidates
will never defeat Donald Trump ♪ -♪ Extreme radical Democrats ♪ -Thank you very much.
-There you go. [ Cheers and applause ] I hope that helps. [ Applause ] And did you
see the stage tonight? All the candidates were standing
in front of a fake White House. Take a look at this.
Yeah. [ Laughter ] Meanwhile,
inside the real White House, Trump was
looking out the window like, “Why can’t I see them?
Am I in the wrong — Am I in the Upside Down?” [ Laughter ] Earlier today, each candidate
got to spend a few minutes doing a walk-through
on the stage just to check out the mics
and all that stuff. Most of them
wore suits and dresses, but Ohio Congressman Tim Ryan
did things a little differently. Watch this.
-All right, 2020 contender Tim Ryan is on the debate stage
right now doing his walk-through.
That’s gonna be happening through the course of the day. -He’s like, “Hurry up, dude! I got to get to the quad
for Frisbee golf! I mean, what’s going on?!”
[ Laughter ] Guys, it seems like
there’s so much going on in the news right now. The Democratic debates
are this week, everybody’s talking about
“Toy Story 4,” Wimbledon is also starting up, and KFC just announced a new
Cheetos Chicken Sandwich. There’s a lot to go over,
so let’s all just jump in, cover it all at once. It’s time for a News Smash. [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ First up,
the Democratic debates. 10 Democrats
went head-to-head tonight, and 10 more
will do the same thing tomorrow. There are some
obvious front-runners, but other candidates
aren’t very popular at all. You know what is popular?
“Toy Story 4.” It’s part of one of the most
successful film franchises ever. These movies
get people so emotional, by the time
they leave the theater, they’re an absolute mess. Speaking of absolute messes,
KFC’s new Cheetos sandwich. It’s fried chicken
with Cheetos on top, drenched in
a Cheetos-flavored sauce. If you’re the kind of person who
plans on ordering this thing, you know what
you probably won’t be doing? Competing at Wimbledon. It’s the biggest, classiest
tennis tournament of the year, where players are required
to wear all white. You know who shouldn’t
wear all white? Anyone trying to eat
KFC’s Cheetos sandwich. I mean, all the Cheeto dust, and this thing
can’t be good for you. The number of calories
probably goes all the way to infinity and beyond.
[ Laughter ] The “Toy Story” movies
have introduced us to so many great characters,
it’s hard to keep up. You know what else
is hard to keep up with? All these Democrats.
They just keep going back and forth and back forth. You know what else
goes back and forth? Tennis!
And qualifying for Wimbledon takes years
of blood, sweat, and tears. Speaking of tears, “Toy Story.” These movies
can cause a lot of heartache, but if you really want
your heart to hurt, why not try
KFC’s Cheetos sandwich? In conclusion, good luck,
good luck, good luck, good luck. [ Cheers and applause ]
>>James: NOW EVAN WE HAVE TO
CONGRATULATE YOU ON YOUR SMALL INDEPENDENT MOVIE.>>FROZEN 2, IT COULDN’T BE
BIGGER. IT KONLT BE HUGER.>>WHO KNEW.>>James: WHO KNEW THAT FROZEN
2 COULD BREAK BOX OFFICE RECORDS. TELL EVERYONE WHAT DOESN’T KNOW
WHAT IS HAPPENING.>>SO IN THE SEQUEL WE FIND OUT
A LITTLE MORE ABOUT THE GIRL’S ORIGIN STORIES. A LITTLE MORE OF THE ORIGIN OF
POWERS AND THE WE GO BACK IN TIME A LITTLE BIT AND GET TO
KNOW THEM, AND MY CHARACTER, AND SHE IS ACTUALLY KIND OF
SPRINKLED BREADCRUMBS AROUND FOR HER DAUGHTER TO FIND, SO THEY
CAN MAKE SENSE OF THEIR PRESENCE THROUGH THEIR PAST.>>James: IT IS FROZEN A BIG
THING IN YOUR HOUSE?>>IT WAS A BIG PROBLEM,
ACTUALLY.>>I’M SORRY.>>I AM GOING TO VOICE SOME
CONCERNS BECAUSE HAVE I NO STAKE IN THE FRANCHISE. THE FIRST ONE WAS DRAMATIC
BECAUSE ITS PREMICE– THE PREMISE, ITS FIRST SCENE, THE
GIRLS, IT IS A FLASHBACK, TOUCHES THE OTHER GIRL, THE GIRL
FREEZES, HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT TO A FOUR YEAR OLD, OH YEAH, SHE
FROZE HER AND DON’T DO THAT, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. LIKE TRY NOT TO FREEZE YOUR
FRIENDS.>>James: YEAH.>>MY DAUGHTER BY THE WAY IS
FOUR AND A HALF WHICH IS CLOSE, SHE IS IN THAT AGE WHERE SHE,
EVERYTHING SHE SAYS IS A DOCIAL. THE OTHER DAY I GO, I GO MOM IS
GOING TO PUT YOU TO BED TONIGHTMENT AND SHE SAID SHE’S
NOT YOUR MOM. SHE’S MY MOM. I SAID THAT’S WHAT MY THERAPIST
KEEPS TELLING ME BUT THEY ALL– ALL TODDLERS HAVE A BOSTON
ACCENT THARNTION IS THE THING ABOUT TODDLERS.>>James: THEY DO, YOU’RE
RIGHT.>>THEY’RE LIKE I’M TIRED,
BOSTON TOLDER ARE LIKE I’M WICKED TIRED.>>I NEED A WATTER.>>James: MY ISSUE WITH FROZEN
IS THAT OBVIOUSLY WE WERE JUST DONE WITH IT.>>YEAH, I KNOW, YOU JUST GOT
THOSE SONGS OUT OF YOU ARE HEAD.>>James: JUST DONE WITH T
JUST NOW ON THE BACK BURNER IN OUR HOUSE T WAS DONE, IT WAS
GONE.>>YEAH, SAME, SAME THING, DONE,
DONE. WHAT IS NEW. NOW IT’S BACK.>>HA HA HA.>>James: SO WAS DISNEY A BIG
DEAL GROWING UP IN YOUR HOUSE, MELISSA.>>OH YEAH, ABSOLUTELY, WE WERE
DISNEY KIDS. WE WENT, I PERFORMED IN A SHOW
CHOIR THAT WE PERFORMED EVERY YEAR IN DISNEYLAND WITH MY BEST
FRIENDS. SOME OF THE GREATEST TIMES OF MY
LIFE AND MY FIRST CRUSH WAS A DISNEY WASHING.>>YOUR FIRST CRUSH YOU HAD A
CRUSH ON.>>WE ALSO MET ONE DISNEY
CHARACTER, IT WAS WEIRD, I KPTD BELIEVE I’M SAYING THIS, I HAD A
CRUSH ON SIMBA.>>THE LION.>>I KNEW A GUY THAT HAD A CRUSH
ON NAL BLANCA ARE YOU SURE YOU ARE MARRIED.>>James: WHEN YOU SAY A
CRUSH.>>YEAH, A CRUSH.>>James: WHAT DO YOU MEAN.>>IN HER DEFENSE.>>James: ARE YOU THINKING
WHAT, SAVENY.>>BUT AN ANIMATED LION, YOU HAD
A CRUSH.>>I THINK IT HAD TO DO WITH THE
FACT IT WAS JONATHAN TAYLOR THOMAS, IN REALITY, BUT FOR
SOMEBODY BORN IN THE 90S.>>YEAH, YEAH.>>James: WELL, GOOD LUCK WITH
THAT.
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