Let’s get started. What a toss to get started. One, two, three, down
the paddles they go. Makes its way into
the Texas bucket. Nice. Spills water, blue
water rafting. Down into the tube. Ping-pong tables, makes
its way under the slide, releases the weight. That is a lot of
ping pong balls. I wonder if we’ll
see those later. Releases the hockey ball,
powers up the power supply, releases the bowling
ball in the trash can, flips the power switch. Fan blows the cone
up the string, knocks the golf ball onto
the Tiny Pong tables. Rolls down, hits a
plunger, another plunger, a third plunger, a fourth
plunger, hits the power button. Whoa, there goes the sloth. Hits the hockey stick. Releases the bowling ball. Whoa, is that rolling uphill? Trippy, optical illusions. X marks the spot. Bang! Releases the American
flag, what a beauty she is. Oh, Ty, nice shot. Right in the target. There goes the car. Hits the hammer, there
goes the Golden Boy. Whoa, ping pong balls,
watermelon, sand. That thing happened fast. There goes the Coke bottle. Flips the switch. Generator starts
popping popcorn. There goes the
salt into the bowl. PB&J time. There goes the string
up into the birdhouse. Oh boy, it all
comes down to this. We’re Dude Perfect, welcome
to Ping Pong Trick Shots 5. Dude Perfect. You’ve heard of
the Texas two-step. This is the Texas six-step. Let’s party. [CHEERING] This is Tiny Pong. We will have a pong off. Most pongs is the winner. It’s pretty simple, really
not that complicated. It’s a gentleman’s game. Good luck to ya, Gar. Check this one out. No look bounce. Haha. Yes I have attached a ping
pong ball to a Nerf dart. All right, Cory,
let’s make the shot. I love this thing. That was amazing. Tell them what we’ve got, Gary. This is the double cup
double bounce shot. Here we go. Game on. Yeah! We’ve all probably played
the game paper football where you flick it across the
table through the uprights. We’re doing it ping pong style. Score 7 2. [CLAPPING] 72. Not happening but good
luck to you, Gary boy. This is the RC bucket. Here we go. Yeah. I put a ping pong
ball inside a balloon. Time to tape it up,
throw a dart at it. Let’s go. The idea is simple, loopty
loop, splashity splash. I think that’s good, Gar. OK, end it. Most people that go
fishing have a bobber at the end of their line. We have a ping pong ball. This is going to be a doozy. It’s down, wooo I caught
me a splashy, baby. Make him look huge, dude. I need you to like this
video because that right there was difficult. Here
we go, catch and release. What’s up, guys? Typical twin shot coming at you. I send the long board, Cory
bounces it into the cup. Let’s do this. Yeah. Score 408 we have a new record. Wow, didn’t know I was going
up against the greatest Tiny Pong player in history. I’m going to go play a twin. This is the Dude
Perfect signature bow. I have made some modifications. Instead of that
arrow with a tip, I’ve added a ping pong ball. Don’t recommend
doing this at home. Let’s give it a go. Boom. Yeah, Gar sorry. That cleanup is
going to take hours. Got our modified cup, placing it
ever so delicately in the hole. We’ve attached a
razor blade to a dart so that we can cut the line. Splash Town baby. We got an idea for a shot. It involves one of these. This is the smoke ring shot. Yeah, wooo. Wooo, smoke ring shot. What’s up guys,
thanks for watching. If you’re not already
Dude Perfect subscribers, click down here so you don’t
miss out on any new videos. Special thanks to our
friends at Hasbro gaming for making this video possible. If you want to play Tiny Pong
for yourself, click right here. You want to see the last
video, click right here. Signing off for now. Pound it, Noggin, see ya!
Come on… In you go… Aha! Come on… In you go… Yes! Driver! Commence Operation: Sell Pogba! I’m Gonna take this ass… Down the M6 road… I’m gonna ride… Til’ His ass is sold We’re gonna take this ass… Down the M6 road… We’re gonna ride… Til’ His ass is sold We’ve got the donkey in the back… The one who got me sacked! Virus! Bloody huge contract! Time for #pogback! Ride in on a horse! Ha! A stallion? Why so hoarse? Would you take an offer? Um… Of bloody course! Shoot! We would like to offer…£0 What?! You can’t offer £0! Well Paul bloody does! Fine, we’d like to offer something… Swap? Deal! You can’t sell him! Ow! It’s burning! No deal! His wages are a factor! He dances like a spacker! He’s more poisonous… Than Chernobyl’s 4th reactor! I would like a move please Check out his pink boobies! Check out his pink booties! Comes with some free groupies! Look! He shakes his booty! We would like to offer… £0 What?! Oh, come on! You can’t offer £0! Paul does! Agreed! Wait, I’d like to offer something… Swap? What?! Deal! I would rather be golfing! No deal! Going home… Up the M6 road… I’m gonna hide… Coz’ he isn’t sold! Ole Gunnar, take this ass… Round the inner ring road… No need to hide… ‘Coz The ass is sold! A Pleasure doing business with you! Let’s get outta here! Go Paul go! Pep? Why did you buy me? So that Alex Whiskey nose and Jose Moaninho couldn’t get the best out of you! If I can someone as awful as you to play well… Awful? It will prove once and for all… That I am the best manager the world has ever seen! I did it once with Raheem loves sterling… And I’ll do it again! Yesss! Step 1: Stop the terrible dancing… Who do you think you are? Jesse lingard? Subtitles by the Amara.org community
Welcome to draw my life with me,
Lionel Messigician And as Ron Burgundy once said:
“I’m kind of a big deal” Nice play on words!
Go away, Cristiano… I was born on June 24th, 1987
My dad was a steel worker …And my mom was a part-time Cleaner Hiii-HOOOOOOOOOO!
Oh, go away, Cristiano! I was born in Rosario, Argentina I joined the Newell’s Old Boys
at the age of 6 I did okay, I guess… Scoring nearly 500 GOALS! We were nicknamed the
“Machine of ’87” At 11, I was diagnosed with “GHD”
Haha! Not “ghd’s” I meant “Growth Hormone Deficiency” really Hey! I didn’t give you permission to use
my image! …You’ll be hearing from my
LAWYEEEERS! I took hormone supplements
like Cristiano, my dad didn’t have… A problem getting outside help to
grow his son …You’ll be hearing from my
LAWYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS! …But hormones were expensive!
through luckily Barcelona watched a video of me Juggling oranges and tennis-balls
And I was invited for a try. They’ve offered me a contract
on a napkin as there was no paper …Let me type this up I was a Barça player.
I’ve made my Barça debut on October 16 ’04 Against El Espanyol.
I was the 2nd youngest Barça debutant ever 7 and a half months later…
I’ve scored my first goal By the way…
My goal celebration is a tribute to my grandma …Who took me to training and matches
as a child. In 2004, I turned down a chance to play
for the Spain’s Number #20 Just think. I maybe could be as bad…
I-I-I mean as good as Torres My debut for Argentina could’ve got better I was sent off 44 seconds after coming on
as a substitute! After that by start I’ve became the youngest
Argentinian to play and score …In the World Cup.
I was nicknamed “Messidonna” …And even scored a goal featuring
a “Maradonna” against Espanyol in 2007 And then I became kind of a”Big Deal”
winning all kinds of trophies… 7 La Liga’s, 4 Champions league
3 Copas Del Rey, 3 UEFA’s super cups 3 FIFA’s World Club Cups …And 5 gooolden things! …Did you hear me Cristiano?
I’ve said 5! And one day you’ll hopefully win something
with your country club. …Says you. What’s next?
Who Knows But it’s going to include lots of medals
and a Bucket-load of records! Subtitles by the Amara.org community
Every Premier League Manager Reacts! Matchday 12! That mistake from Buendia was a nursery mistake! So as a punishment… …from now on I’m going to make him train in a nappy! We beat them away! We beat them away! How BLEEP must they be? We beat them away! Pulisic scores again! What a player. He’s the most lethal attacker from America since Ted Bundy. Zaha completely disappeared today! The last time I saw a willy disappear that quickly was when I went skinny dipping in the North Sea. We were right back on it today! The intensity was immense! Though I hope none of the lads get pulled for a random drugs test Just before kick-off I made them all have three cans of monster energy drink and a line of speed… Holy ballbags! My goalie is so bad I’m even considering a January loan move for Loris Karius. The king is dead. Long live the king! That result hurts. I mean REALLY hurts! Even more than having a swab down your japseye. Well, it was close, but unlike my prediction, we DIDN’T draw 1-1 this week. I’m a man of my word At least we have Arsenal next. If we don’t beat them… I’ll eat my anus! We are staying up say we are staying up! I’m not getting sacked! Say I’m not getting sacked! I’m furious! We really should have stopped their equaliser! Where was our defence with the block? And where was Heung Min Son with the dislocated ankle inducing tackle? Crap! BEEP VAR! BEEP VAR! BEEP VAR! It was nice to beat a team like Arsenal – but next up we’ve got a much, much harder game. Against Brighton. LOL Good ebening. Good evening, Unai. How do you respond to the Leicester fans who were singing Sacked in the Ebening? Well they can, in the words of Granit Xhaka… BLEEP off. Just like I will be BLEEPING off in the international break. It’s time to go! Adama Traore. What a performance! That’s Exactly what I want to see from him. But only every 4 or 5 games. I don’t want any of the big clubs trying to sign him now do I? Dean, sum up that performance In a word… Poop Ole, after that fine win, do you think you’ll finish in the top… Four?! Absolutely. Coz Ole’s at the wheel! I was going to say top half WHAT?! There’s no shame in losing to Man Utd. Really? NO!!! There’s lots of shame in it! So much shame!!!! Pep, when you said thank you so much to the referee and linesman at the final whistle were you being sarcastic? No, not at all. And may I say, what a superb question that is. You really are an incredible journalist. The Pulitzer Prize, here you come! Three cheers for this man! Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray! For he’s a jolly good fellow, for… 26 straight wins to go!!!! Jaaaaa!!!
TAYLOR: You’re gonna loose. DJ MARIO: Lose what? If I’m a PRO man! DJ MARIO: So, whom do you choose? PIMP FLACO: Now it’s my turn bro! TAYLOR: Now wait till you see… (ALL SPEAKING): OH! Sweet, huh? You liked it! It’s lit! TAYLOR: Have you seen the dribble I’ve just made? DJ MARIO: What are you saying bro? Let me pass it… PIMP FLACO: Awesome! (ALL SPEAKING): Whaaat?! I can’t believe it DJ MARIO: What a dribble bros! TAYLOR: Whom are you talking to? PIMP FLACO: Here’s a good one! Good, good, good! TAYLOR: But if I’m passing it to you man! LIL MOSS: Duuuuudes! LIL MOSS: Dudes open the door! LIL MOSS: Hey bros! What are you doing with those goggles? TAYLOR: Look! Look! Look! LOOK! ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY:
Shoot the ball! Shoot it! Shoot! GOAAAL!! GOAL! GOOAL!