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Terrible Tennis Players | Rudy Mancuso & Juanpa Zurita

August 13, 2019


>>LUCAS: What’s up guys? My name is Lucas.>>LORENZO: I’m Lorenzo, his brother.>>LUCAS: And we are…>>LUCAS: Tennis players.
>>LORENZO: Tennis people.>>LUCAS: Tennis players! What’s tennis people? Tennis people?>>LORENZO: That- That’s what we do. [MUSIC]>>LUCAS: We used to be lifeguards. But, uh, we just decided…>>LORENZO: We got fired.
>>LUCAS: To try something.>>LUCAS: We decided to try something different. We decided->>LORENZO: We got fired.>>LORENZO: We got fired.
>>LUCAS: We decided to try->>LORENZO: We got fired.
>>LUCAS: We decided to try something different.>>LORENZO: We got fired.
>>LUCAS: We decided->>LUCAS: We got fired. [MUSIC] Then we started thinking: how do we keep looking this good?>>LORENZO: Keep doing exercise.>>LUCAS: Keep doing exercise.
>>LORENZO: You know fit.>>LUCAS: Uh, and keep getting girls.>>LORENZO: Girls.>>LUCAS: Tennis.
>>LORENZO: Tennis. [MUSIC]>>LUCAS: Tennis is a lot like soccer.
>>LORENZO: Yeah.>>LUCAS: Except it’s completely different.>>LUCAS: It’s actually nothing like soccer.
>>LORENZO: Yeah.>>LORENZO: So the way you play tennis is there’s two people.>>LUCAS: There’s two people.>>LORENZO: Who’s talking?>>LUCAS: They have- we can both talk, relax. There’s two people and they each have rackets and they try to hit each other with tennis balls.>>LORENZO: Yeah.>>LUCAS: Don’t be a little [BLEEP].>>LORENZO: I’m like lightening.>>LORENZO: Yo! Yo! Stop, stop!
>>LUCAS: Come on little [BLEEP], let’s go!>>LORENZO: Wait, wait! Stop, stop, stop!
>>LUCAS: Come on!>>LUCAS: Every time you hit somebody, I think you gotta take a shot of tequila.
>>LORENZO: Yeah.>>LORENZO: And also, plus every 15 minutes you have to take a shot.
>>LUCAS: A shot of tequila.>>LORENZO: So it gets harder.
>>LUCAS: It gets harder because you get drunker and…>>LORENZO: Tipsy.
>>LUCAS: It’s a dangerous sport.>>LORENZO: It’s dangerous.>>LUCAS: In order to be a really good tennis player, there’s three things you need to know.>>LORENZO: Three!>>LUCAS: Number 1, you got to be really, obviously, you gotta be really good looking.>>LORENZO: Good looking. Who wants to play with an ugly guy?>>LUCAS: Yeah. No body wants to watch sports if the people are ugly.>>LORENZO: Number 2, you have to make fun of the other person.>>LUCAS: Oh yeah, you gotta.
>>LORENZO: You have too.>>LUCAS: You gotta [BLEEP] with the other person. [JIBBERISH] Number 3, exercise is so important.>>LUCAS: You gotta exercise.
>>LUCAS: It is. It is.>>LUCAS: We have this thing, it’s called slapping sit-ups.>>LUCAS & LORENZO: Uno! Dos!>>LUCAS: It’s, it’s, uh, you know, it’s… What the [BLEEP] are you eating bro? Woah, woah! Check out that girl! Check out that girl!>>LORENZO: Oh! Hey Mami!
>>LUCAS: Hey Mami!>>LUCAS: How you doing Mami? Where you going?
>>LORENZO: Come here to me Mamacita!>>LUCAS: What you doing later? What you doing? Come here! Give us a little kiss.
>>LORENZO: Lorenzo! No, no Lucas, but Lorenzo!>>LUCAS: Should we wrap this thing up? Should we wrap this- [LORENZO CRYING]>>LUCAS: What’s up?
>>LORENZO: Yo! Yo!>>LUCAS: What?>>LORENZO: What, what!>>LUCAS: What’s up guys? My name is Lucas.>>LORENZO: Uh, I’m Lorenzo, his brother.>>LUCAS: And we are…>>LUCAS: Tennis players!
>>LORENZO: Tennis people!>>LUCAS: Tennis players! We practiced like 4 times.
>>LORENZO: I’m nervous. [EXIT MUSIC]

100 Comments

  • Reply Devils Heart March 12, 2019 at 9:02 am

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  • Reply Ashley Smith March 16, 2019 at 9:58 am

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  • Reply The History Kids March 16, 2019 at 10:33 am

    Long you bitchy ba ba Bochi I can't stop laughing

  • Reply Mario Dorado March 18, 2019 at 12:31 am

    Dumbasses!!!!

  • Reply Brad Kuenzig March 20, 2019 at 11:19 pm

    I play tennis and my brother is better than you and he doesn't even play

  • Reply lady_magic 123 March 21, 2019 at 9:43 pm

    Tennis players not people πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Reply Ellie Hangshing March 24, 2019 at 11:35 am

    I love juanpa voice

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  • Reply Gacha Sadie March 28, 2019 at 8:29 am

    It looks so wrong at 1:31 ;D

  • Reply j k March 28, 2019 at 12:25 pm

    2:04 🀣🀣🀣🀣

  • Reply Lps adventures /Gaming March 30, 2019 at 12:13 am

    Hahahah:)

  • Reply Glitch Ryzi April 1, 2019 at 11:04 pm

    1:31

  • Reply Ari Rubio08 April 3, 2019 at 9:17 pm

    Lol 1:32

  • Reply marvellous A8 April 4, 2019 at 12:14 pm

    Selling replays 1:56
    1:56
    Cost:1 like

  • Reply Laraine April 6, 2019 at 4:50 am

    Tequila

  • Reply Leila Leroy April 7, 2019 at 2:51 am

    this is sooo funny all the slapping and punching I can’t πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Reply Ali 13 Bro April 7, 2019 at 2:19 pm

    So funny πŸ˜‚

  • Reply wΞΉldcard April 16, 2019 at 4:59 am

    What abt the ppl who r underage, and can’t drink, but still somehow manage to play tennis? πŸŽΎπŸ€”πŸ§πŸ€¨

  • Reply The MALFUNCTION April 16, 2019 at 3:05 pm

    His voise….

  • Reply Elsa Johnson April 16, 2019 at 11:12 pm

    Ahh you bichi baba boochieπŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

  • Reply Maria from Brazil April 18, 2019 at 12:24 am

    That first slap on juanpas face kkk

  • Reply Noah still Better April 21, 2019 at 2:28 pm

    We got fired
    We decided to try something diff
    We got fired
    We de-
    We got fired
    We
    We got fired
    (We got fired)

  • Reply Thondok Eli April 24, 2019 at 4:42 am

    Are you Ashley brothers

  • Reply Jaclay Hollman April 27, 2019 at 7:23 am

    Omg I laughed when Rudy said wtf are you eating bro and them jaumpa put the hotdog in his face and Rudy made him cry πŸ˜…πŸ˜„

  • Reply fatiha khanum April 27, 2019 at 12:58 pm

    Do more terrible videos

  • Reply fun time April 28, 2019 at 12:23 am

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  • Reply Its Queen_Emma April 29, 2019 at 4:52 am

    They should do terrible singers or actors

  • Reply Danica Lubke April 30, 2019 at 8:17 am

    Ha a bitchy bu bu a butchy

    1:32

  • Reply Nancy Emmanuel May 1, 2019 at 8:22 am

    Juanpa always say people
    Tennis people
    Magic people
    Police people

  • Reply Elsy Nasr May 1, 2019 at 4:02 pm

    1:56

    Lolllll !!! πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Reply GG Ruval May 2, 2019 at 10:03 pm

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  • Reply Olivia cu faΘ›Δƒ de Steve May 4, 2019 at 9:58 am

    1:31 i mma dead

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  • Reply Andronica Gouws May 5, 2019 at 11:20 pm

    Like it ❣️

  • Reply Vishnu M May 6, 2019 at 5:55 pm

    Yssheje

  • Reply Jaya Kang May 8, 2019 at 10:51 am

    0.29 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Reply AC 6654 May 8, 2019 at 11:42 pm

    I like Rudy’s moustache

  • Reply Tommy Ton May 9, 2019 at 10:22 pm

    1:18

  • Reply Arnav's Toy channel games May 11, 2019 at 12:12 pm

    U guys are crazyyyy
    Iove crazy people or PLAYERS

  • Reply Foreverunicorn 101 May 12, 2019 at 5:03 am

    My dad is a tennis coach like ple

  • Reply jj j May 13, 2019 at 8:04 pm

    1:36

  • Reply Mukuls Srivastava May 17, 2019 at 10:54 am

    what is slapping sit upsπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Reply Aditi J May 17, 2019 at 2:26 pm

    Tennis like soccer, but it's completely different.

  • Reply Adrian Flores May 18, 2019 at 3:25 am

    Haw do they play

  • Reply clumsy Aussie 88 May 18, 2019 at 2:38 pm

    I just play it on wiii

  • Reply Kylieplayz Roblox May 19, 2019 at 1:04 pm

    1:50 wtf 🀣🀣🀣

  • Reply Teodora 234856 May 20, 2019 at 11:25 am

    I play Tennis and it’s just different but I know you guys do it for fun

  • Reply Your mom May 21, 2019 at 3:45 am

    I think he was actually hitting him

  • Reply Allana_ Gbby May 22, 2019 at 7:17 am

    It's just driving me CrAZy when I see them do everything rWoNG!!!!

    I'm stressedπŸ˜£πŸ˜”

  • Reply LYOZER KING May 23, 2019 at 8:17 am

    You people like tequila

  • Reply Univorn Pug May 23, 2019 at 9:25 pm

    Me once I get good at a sport: CMON YOU B****Y BABA BOOCHY

  • Reply Twich_ XxmessiahxX May 27, 2019 at 11:00 pm

    1:57 is when he seen a snake on his bed when it was suppose to be a girl 😭😡

  • Reply Samantha Shaine Isles May 28, 2019 at 1:26 am

    Tennis people πŸ˜†

  • Reply Lovungi Lotha May 29, 2019 at 3:42 pm

    I just love your combo πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Reply Akash RAHMAN May 29, 2019 at 6:25 pm

    Ok.I understand.These three things are really important.

  • Reply Jessica Ment May 30, 2019 at 10:33 pm

    Love you πŸ˜‚β€οΈ

  • Reply Stitch ! June 1, 2019 at 3:34 am

    1:32 IM DYING

  • Reply VRK June 1, 2019 at 3:43 am

    Hey maami…

  • Reply Gariz Azrael Manuel June 3, 2019 at 6:41 am

    1:31 is funny

    Come on you bitchibababuchi

  • Reply Taranee June 4, 2019 at 7:47 pm

    I started laughing before they enter to the subject ''tennis''

  • Reply Sophia Zhang June 6, 2019 at 7:48 pm

    You guys are funny πŸ˜„

  • Reply Cesar Briagas June 11, 2019 at 12:59 am

    You should do the terrible soccer players

  • Reply Jessica Reyes June 12, 2019 at 6:15 am

    1:32πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Reply Jessica Reyes June 12, 2019 at 6:15 am

    1:45πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Reply Jessica Reyes June 12, 2019 at 6:16 am

    1:58πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Reply Mickey Mouse June 14, 2019 at 9:24 pm

    1:56πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Reply Chesca Rodriguez C, June 16, 2019 at 5:05 am

    They should play w Rafael Nadal hahahπŸ˜πŸ˜„

  • Reply JoeTv June 19, 2019 at 8:13 am

    Am i the only one who uh…

    Whispers ships them so hard

  • Reply masoome mz June 23, 2019 at 5:33 pm

    we got fired

  • Reply Marta Silva June 27, 2019 at 12:16 am

    Adoroooooo 😍

  • Reply EmberNSG June 27, 2019 at 1:48 pm

    This is completely accurate

  • Reply Joy Girl June 27, 2019 at 4:23 pm

    1:31

  • Reply VictΓ³ria Alves June 29, 2019 at 11:32 pm

    it’s so funny when you know english, spanish and portuguese 🀣

  • Reply Dawn Foster July 3, 2019 at 11:21 am

    Am I the only one who noticed that Lorenzo's shirt turned grey

  • Reply xmenkiller July 4, 2019 at 4:08 pm

    1:58 Lorenso is Physically abused.

  • Reply Isaac Camacho July 9, 2019 at 10:57 am

    You suck not to fair

  • Reply V.Abishek Raj July 12, 2019 at 5:12 am

    Lorenzo cryingπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

  • Reply Castro Via July 14, 2019 at 7:49 am

    No one:

    Not a single person ever:

    Nobody ever in their life:

    Nobody in all the lives of people:

    Not even Obama:

    Juanpa Zurita: AH YOU BITCHY BABA BOOOoOOooCHY

    1:32

  • Reply felixtgk July 14, 2019 at 7:07 pm

    Jajaja me da risa como cacheteas a cada rato a Juanpa , los quiero a los dos !

  • Reply JibbyZXD July 15, 2019 at 2:16 am

    1:55

  • Reply Lex July 15, 2019 at 9:15 am

    1:58 thats how me and my brother fight πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Reply Yassine Ahllal July 15, 2019 at 6:37 pm

    Very cool very nice

  • Reply Ceu T Thang July 18, 2019 at 7:19 pm

    -β€œWho’s talking?”
    -β€œwe can both talk, relaxβ€πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£

  • Reply Andrea Roma July 23, 2019 at 1:24 am

    They look like Luigi and Mario Hahahha

  • Reply skander scouser July 24, 2019 at 1:33 pm

    1:59 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

  • Reply Nara Miller July 27, 2019 at 1:56 pm

    Juanpa’s voice is cute

  • Reply Challenge Squad July 30, 2019 at 5:18 am

    He always adds tecila

  • Reply J Y July 30, 2019 at 9:24 am

    1:32 LMAO I laughed so hard!!

    oof I’m late .-.

  • Reply Ismahan Ali July 31, 2019 at 12:21 am

    1:56 when he touched him with the hotdog killed me❀️🀣

  • Reply Shumi Barua July 31, 2019 at 2:33 pm

    What do u think will not happened

    That rudy will not have tequila in his vid
    Well ur still correct cuz no one will think this

  • Reply Yass dobre Maia dobre August 2, 2019 at 1:14 pm

    I love the part when Juanma put the 🌭 on Rudy’s face I bursted from laughter πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’‹πŸ˜πŸ˜˜β€οΈπŸ₯°ps love u so much

  • Reply Itz_Nerd__Neck Yt August 4, 2019 at 9:17 pm

    1:56 made Mae dieπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Reply Daniel Vunk August 5, 2019 at 8:19 pm

    You are the BEST πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜„

  • Reply Kristin Cas August 6, 2019 at 5:40 am

    Hahahhahahahahha…..you two are funny

  • Reply Needa Shahzad August 6, 2019 at 7:58 pm

    How cute & inoccent is Jaunpa 😍

  • Reply Prafulla Kumar August 7, 2019 at 11:22 am

    2:01 Me and my brother πŸ˜‚

  • Reply Ankhi August 8, 2019 at 3:10 pm

    2:00 I really felt bad for Juanpa 😭🀣

  • Reply Elijah Samuel August 9, 2019 at 7:26 am

    1:32 must have listened to this for like an hour straight

  • Reply Ant Boy August 13, 2019 at 3:48 am

    1:57 LMAO

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