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The Jerk (10/10) Movie CLIP – That’s All I Need! (1979) HD

November 8, 2019


it’s gonna make you puke. l don’t wanna puke! l don’t want wealth! l just want you
like you used to be. What happened to that man? Me? What happened to
the girl l believed in? The girl l fell in love with. The girl that believed in me. There’s plenty of places
l can go, where people
believe in me. Well, go! The sooner
you’re out of my life, the sooner l can go back
to being the girl in this little flowered dress that you sang
the thermos song to. Well, l’m gonna go, then! And l don’t need any of this!
l don’t need this stuff! And l don’t need you!
l don’t need anything! Except this. This ashtray.
The only thing l need is this! l don’t need this or this.
Just this ashtray! And this paddle game. The ashtray
and the paddle game.
And that’s all l need! And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game,
and the remote control. And that’s all l need! And these matches. The ashtray and these matches and the remote control
and the paddle ball. This lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game
and the remote control, and the lamp.
And that’s all l need. [crying] And that’s all l need, too. l don’t need one other thing! Not one…
l need this. The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control
and the matches, for sure! (Navin)
Wh-what are you looking at? What do you think l am?
Some kind of
a jerk or something? [sobbing] And this. That’s all l need. The ashtray, the remote control
and this paddle game, and this magazine
and the chair. [sobbing] And l don’t need
one other thing. Except my dog. [growling] l don’t need my dog.

100 Comments

  • Reply Harvey Gardner March 30, 2013 at 11:35 am

    Classic…

  • Reply JenWred April 10, 2013 at 12:06 am

    we've all been there. . .

  • Reply duckingforcover09 May 10, 2013 at 10:59 am

    I don't wanna puke!

  • Reply John Lomuscio May 13, 2013 at 8:59 pm

    Look at all that shit in his arm

  • Reply John Lomuscio May 14, 2013 at 6:34 pm

    It's embarrassing 2 walk with your pants down

  • Reply Karn Langer May 19, 2013 at 12:53 pm

    Solid gold.

  • Reply snarkythanator :) June 5, 2013 at 4:42 pm

    one of the best moments : "I need my dog. Well I guess I don't need my dog "

  • Reply Steve Clemenson June 21, 2013 at 12:26 am

    that's one of my favorite parts from the movie

  • Reply jmfdizog July 11, 2013 at 1:50 am

    I don't wanna PUKE!

  • Reply TheCoolProfessor July 19, 2013 at 4:16 pm

    I dressed like this for Halloween!

    Ten minutes later the police came and gave me a nice strip search. Then I met a fat lady at the hospital who gave me a nice warm white jacket with funny sleeves and some cool drugs that made me see funny.

  • Reply Ray McGrath August 4, 2013 at 4:50 am

    Oh okay, the not funny part? I don't know but stop into a church along the way. So wow how could Steve possibly leave that chick behind? Oh my gosh he must have been thinking of his childhood, does that really happen in adult relationships?

  • Reply Ray McGrath August 4, 2013 at 4:53 am

    That is so wierd.

  • Reply Poorly Made Dog Videos August 29, 2013 at 3:42 pm

    damn right.

  • Reply American Zero September 17, 2013 at 11:50 pm

    I don't need one other thing..except my dog…

  • Reply Panodphantion October 1, 2013 at 1:23 am

    Wow! All I got for Halloween were these razor blades.

  • Reply Tonybot October 4, 2013 at 1:44 pm

    Republican's after they caused the Shutdown are reacting just like this

  • Reply TheNthPhoenix October 13, 2013 at 1:12 pm

    Just a typical reaction of a steam user during a half-off sale.

  • Reply tf2whackyengineer October 18, 2013 at 7:05 am

    GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

  • Reply American Zero October 18, 2013 at 2:02 pm

    …Well I don't need my dog. D:

  • Reply Anita W October 24, 2013 at 1:06 am

    Maybe this is a metaphor for materialism, and how stupid it is. He thought he needed all those things, when he really just needed a happy life.

  • Reply Grunthos The Flatulent November 17, 2013 at 1:25 am

    No one knew back then but there are flashes of brilliance here. You may not like it but Grand canyon is a work of art. And Parenthood of course. 30 years later and this is still as fresh and new as the day it was released. I think it's the greatest thing Carl Reiner ever made.

  • Reply Sam January 15, 2014 at 4:49 pm

    whats the name of the music playing?

  • Reply John Jarou January 25, 2014 at 3:57 pm

    great movie.   FUNNY!!!!!

  • Reply Lori Goldsmith May 28, 2014 at 2:40 am

    All I need is this thermos
    ….

  • Reply John Jarou June 1, 2014 at 7:08 pm

    i don't wanna puke.

  • Reply t cusolito June 5, 2014 at 9:36 am

    ty buddy. i live the jerk

  • Reply John Jarou July 16, 2014 at 1:54 am

    the ashtray and the paddle game and the remote control,that's all i need.

  • Reply Shawna Graham July 20, 2014 at 2:50 am

    Fantastic

  • Reply David Mathias September 12, 2014 at 6:33 pm

    It made me cry…then throw up…just a little taste in my mouth…that's it.  I wish I had a dollar for everytime someone quoted this part of the movie.  How awesome was that?  Steve's the man!

  • Reply DTR396 November 5, 2014 at 10:38 am

    Is this the president after losing the senate?

  • Reply Frank Ch. Eigler November 5, 2014 at 3:17 pm

    … but why are they yelling?

  • Reply Bitcoin Video University November 26, 2014 at 2:59 am

    Bernadette was over-acting.

  • Reply Omar Santana December 6, 2014 at 11:01 pm

    that carpet is ugly.

  • Reply whazzuphere December 29, 2014 at 4:01 pm

    I wish the police would show up in the film as he's walking down the street. They should  tase him, arrest him, and take him to jail. THAT is what he needs.

  • Reply MaximumMadnessStixon February 7, 2015 at 5:27 am

    "And that's all I need, too!  I don't need One!  Other!  Thing! …not one- I NEED THIS!"

  • Reply Doug Bennett March 10, 2015 at 11:10 am

    hahahahaha 1:54

  • Reply jj1124 March 13, 2015 at 9:18 am

    Thumbs up if Atmosphere "Fortunate" brought you here

  • Reply CUPCAKESUGARPIE April 10, 2015 at 10:03 pm

    ❤️XXXOOOXXX❤️

  • Reply Zarcon May 19, 2015 at 1:29 am

    I dont think Steve Martin has aged in 30 years.

  • Reply Paul Bauman May 20, 2015 at 3:42 pm

    What's he mean "puke"? That didn't sound pleasant.

  • Reply Paul Bauman May 20, 2015 at 3:44 pm

    Who needs a remote control when they're leaving the house?

  • Reply tiredowalkin May 27, 2015 at 11:24 am

    Remake of this movie of the Omama (Obama) days starring Josh Ernest

  • Reply MusicisLife8393 October 15, 2015 at 11:48 pm

    Pull your pants up!

  • Reply Surakor December 2, 2015 at 10:14 pm

    Bethesda games 101

  • Reply Ethan December 28, 2015 at 10:17 pm

    Grumps, this is SUPER gay

  • Reply TheZaco47 December 28, 2015 at 10:26 pm

    Hey I'm grump

  • Reply Cloud Strife Jr December 28, 2015 at 11:04 pm

    Game Grumps!!!!!!

  • Reply aJEEPforthebirds January 28, 2016 at 8:42 pm

    I'm here because Steve Martin is awesome, you stupid children.

  • Reply sliat1981 February 16, 2016 at 9:06 am

    Stanley Kubrick's favourite film

  • Reply Eric Taylor March 13, 2016 at 10:33 pm

    trying to let go of worldly possessions like

  • Reply Julie Erin March 23, 2016 at 9:24 am

    Grrr!  Well I don't need my dog.(lol!)

  • Reply haji667 April 3, 2016 at 12:51 pm

    thank you Dan of the game grumps

  • Reply Bubba Matrix April 22, 2016 at 6:26 pm

    and my thermos

  • Reply shadyrenoify May 14, 2016 at 5:57 pm

    Atmosphere!

  • Reply John Schaefer May 18, 2016 at 3:11 am

    How did this movie end?

  • Reply Rocking Videos June 22, 2016 at 9:24 am

    One of the best movies ever:):):)

  • Reply John Lomuscio August 5, 2016 at 11:45 am

    Navin is such a stupid ass

  • Reply Bountyhunter306 August 20, 2016 at 10:43 pm

    Adam Ruins Everything sent me here.

  • Reply LGKids October 31, 2016 at 11:06 am

    and this…..Once again when life throws you lemons, just go watch the Jerk!lol! Peace!

  • Reply Emery Banks November 11, 2016 at 6:31 am

    Every Hillary Supporter Post Election 😂😂😂

  • Reply Matt Brown December 18, 2016 at 10:39 pm

    Funniest movie ever made

  • Reply informed.Martin. mediacritics January 17, 2017 at 3:02 pm

    When no one believes in you and you have to go, you realize you dont need much

  • Reply jay lesmeister January 29, 2017 at 5:38 am

    Pretty much where I'm at!

  • Reply Jim Jim February 14, 2017 at 9:00 am

    So he lost his house, dog, and wife; sounds like a country song :).

  • Reply Perry Parsons February 17, 2017 at 4:57 pm

    This scene still makes me cry, having dealt with some truly horrific situations with people over the past 40 years, since this movie was made. Addiction, abuse, adultery, all are spelled out in this scene, where someone is convinced all they need, is what is useless, while at the same time ignoring the people they really, really do need. I think that is the genius that is Steve Martin, that he was able to convey that to the screen.

  • Reply jay fairley July 15, 2017 at 11:52 pm

    he doesn't need his pants

  • Reply Ruthiel Alastor September 27, 2017 at 2:18 am

    me trying to sort out my priorities

  • Reply Prez Shaka December 5, 2017 at 12:29 am

    One of my favorite movies of all time

  • Reply surfitlive December 16, 2017 at 2:38 pm

    46 people need too much stuff in life.

  • Reply surfitlive December 16, 2017 at 2:40 pm

    This is what it looks like after a divorce.
    She gets everything and your left with 6-7 unimportant things.
    She even keeps the dog.

  • Reply austin galloway February 16, 2018 at 12:18 am

    Oh man saw this at the movies when I was a kid I would walk around the house in my bathrobe and pajama pants pulled down saying this is all I need

  • Reply Ella Jaye April 13, 2018 at 1:27 pm

    And need to pull up his pants

  • Reply Billy Dunn April 15, 2018 at 3:38 am

    Lol white dude is the black sheep in that family.

  • Reply Jason B April 29, 2018 at 2:22 am

    I love somebody♡

  • Reply Andre May 10, 2018 at 5:16 pm

    When you are up but when you are down and your women leaves you

  • Reply Andre May 10, 2018 at 5:17 pm

    You got your dog

  • Reply ligma nutz June 4, 2018 at 4:16 pm

    Noooooo, what your need is to pull up ye drowz.

  • Reply Green Sombrero June 5, 2018 at 4:56 pm

    one of the greatest seens in herstory

  • Reply Bryan Lint June 9, 2018 at 2:12 am

    As he wrote in his book, he can't act. That is true.

  • Reply Phil Lowman June 12, 2018 at 4:53 am

    Gerrrrrrrrrr!!!!! And I don't need my dog. 😂😁😀

  • Reply GregoryTheGr8ster June 18, 2018 at 6:09 pm

    What makes this movie so great is that although it is a comedy, it has a touching side to it.

  • Reply Paul Bauman August 7, 2018 at 11:40 am

    Trump when he looses his supporters in the 2020 election and gets busted by Mueller and the IRS.

  • Reply Bishpo August 15, 2018 at 9:56 pm

    I've only just discovered this clip, I was waiting for him to go back and grab the TV that he took the remote for.

  • Reply Lori Bridgeford September 20, 2018 at 9:25 am

    Admire Steve so much-a total sage disguised in comedic role.  Navin  clings to  useless items . Look where we are with consume programming. Never forgot this film sequence – all I need  is… classic . Martin has done stellar in other  comedy films after this one.  Perfect  actor for this  role in his  early and robust film career.

  • Reply ultrakool October 2, 2018 at 3:14 pm

    john c. reilley channeled his inner steve martin in many movies

  • Reply Ancile October 13, 2018 at 6:09 am

    That carpet … was it the drugs?

  • Reply Matthew Provonche November 6, 2018 at 3:08 pm

    Steve Martin has looked 50 for the last 45 years.

  • Reply Mr. Nibble Nips November 30, 2018 at 6:06 pm

    Reminds me of after my divorce.

  • Reply Moe Howard January 25, 2019 at 2:46 pm

    I cried

  • Reply Ibhenriksen February 3, 2019 at 9:54 pm

    Little known fact: This part was improvised

  • Reply PherPherSphere C February 28, 2019 at 2:06 am

    The man with the two Brains

  • Reply Orbital Butt March 5, 2019 at 8:02 pm

    I don't wanna puke!

  • Reply Pilot Touhill March 7, 2019 at 8:39 am

    watch "Atmosphere – Fortunate" video for cool tribute to this scene

  • Reply Failsawce March 24, 2019 at 8:18 am

    Anyone else feel like this would be amazing if tributed fully in a south park episode? Already has that south park feel to it..

    Like if Randy did this with Sharon after being kicked out of his house for some ungodly stupid reason. Walking away slowly with his pants down, grabbing his random stuff, and quoting every line. That's all I need Sharon!.. The ash tray, the paddle game, and the remote control.. That's all I need!.. (in randy marsh voice)

  • Reply Leader success ! April 9, 2019 at 7:44 pm

    Even the dog doesn't want to go 😆

  • Reply Dave Fisher May 2, 2019 at 1:38 am

    NO, YOU DON'T NEED YOUR DOG, CAUSE HE'S A WORTHLESS MUTT, AND HE DOESN'T WANT YOU EITHER

  • Reply Kevin Kelley June 4, 2019 at 10:28 pm

    Kids today will never know about all the great 80's movies.

  • Reply Julie Erin June 9, 2019 at 6:26 am

    lol from 2:44–2:45

  • Reply Dennis Oconnor July 22, 2019 at 6:30 pm

    sheer comic genius

  • Reply Marshal Tenner Winter October 29, 2019 at 6:39 pm

    We've all been there.

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