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Top Soccer Shootout Ever With Scott Sterling (Original)

October 22, 2019


>>WELCOME BACK TO OUR COVERAGE OF THE GAME OF THE YEAR BETWEEN YALE AND NORTH CAROLINA.>>IF YOU’RE JUST JOINING US, WE HAVE WITNESSED AN UNBELIEVABLY WELL FOUGHT MATCH TONIGHT, AND IT’S COME DOWN TO PENALTY KICKS. FOR YALE, TAKING THE FIRST APPROACH.>>OH THERE IT IS!>>SPECTACULAR! NORTH CAROLINA’S GOAL KICK RICHONDS JUST LEFT ONE NOW, SO THE NOW THE BURDEN RESTS ON YALE’S SCOTT STERLING.>>HERE COMES NERVES OF STEEL THAT MAN, DEALING WITH MORE PRESSURE NOW THAN A SUBMARINE.>>INDEED. HOME CROWD SHOWING SOME APPRECIATION JOHNSON PLACES THE BALL ON THE SPOT, GETTING READY. THAT MAN LITERALLY HAS A CANNON FOR A LEG,>>YES HE DOES. HERE HE GOES WINDING UP FOR THE SHOT AND, OH! THE CANNON HAS FIRED AND HIT STIRLING DIRECTLY TO THE FACE.>>WE CLOCKED THAT AT A STUNNING 116 KILOMETERS PER HOUR.>>NOW THAT’S A LOT OF MILES PER HOUR.>>LITTLE CHANCE THAT MAN’S NOSE IS NOT BROKEN RIGHT NOW.>>OH INDEED. NOW STERLING GETTING CHECKED OUT FOR THAT ONE. SPECTACULAR SAVE THOUGH, BUT SADLY HE’S NOT OUT OF THE WOODS YET.>>ON HIS FEET NOW, A BIT SHAKEN.>>BUT NOT STIRRED.>>THIS CROWD ABSOLUTELY LOVES THIS MAN.>>AND STERLING’S TEAMMATES WELCOME HIM BACK A HERO FOR NOW.>>YALE’S UP AGAIN FOR THE SECOND ATTEMPT, LOOKING TO MAKE IT 2-NIL.>>HE APPROACHES THE BALL WITH SOME DETERMINATION, HERE HE GOES.>>OH IT’S HIGH AND WIDE, WAY OFF TARGET.>>YES, APPARENTLY HE THOUGHT HE WAS KICKING A FIELD GOAL.>>HA HA HA! WRONG KIND OF FOOTBALL, I’D SAY.>>HA HA! GOOD SHOW.>>BACK NOW TO SCOTT STERLING, HE LOOKS A BIT WORSE FOR WEAR, BUT READY FOR ROUND TWO.>>AND SHAW TAKES A MOMENT, HERE HE GOES WITH THE APPROACH.>>OH!>>STERLING WITH A FANTASTIC DIVE. THE BALL FLIES STRAIGHT THROUGH HIS HANDS AND STRIKES HIM, STRAIGHT IN THE SCHNOZ.>>AND LET’S SEE IT AGAIN ON THE OLD INSTANT
REPLAY. OH, EVERY EXCRUCIATING DETAIL CAPTURED IN
HD PERFECTION!>>CLOCKED AT 129 KILOMETERS PER HOUR. STERLING DOES NOT LOOK WELL.>>TWO WONDERFUL SAVES AND TWO DEFINITE CONCUSSIONS.>>THEY MAY REPLACE HIM AT THIS POINT, HE’S DONE ALL HE CAN.>>YES, AS HIS TRAINER TAKES HIM OFF THE FIELD LIKE A MUSTACHE LION DRAGGING A GAZELLE THROUGH THE SERENGETI.>>ADIEU SCOTT STERLING. ADIEU.>>YALE NOW WITH THEIR THIRD PK, RICHONDS IS
IN THE GOAL BOUNCING LIKE AN INFANT GIRL. THE CROWD HOLDS THEIR BREATH AS HE GOES IN, HERE IT COMES. OH, VERY ANTI CLIMATIC.>>LET’S SEE WHO THEY GOT TO REPLACE SCOTT,>>SCOTT STERLING IS BACK!>>HE’S STILL IN THE GAME!>>OH MY! AND HE’S TAKING A VERY ODD TACTIC NOW.>>SEEMS TO BE CURLING UP TO PROTECT HIS FACE.>>NOT EXACTLY A RECOMMENDED TECHNIQUE, BUT HERE IT COMES. NO, NO, LAMBERT NEEDS TO TIE HIS SHOE. AND THAT’S WHY YOU DO A DOUBLE KNOT KIDS.>>STERLING STILL WAITING FOR THE KICK TO HAPPEN. HE’S PROBABLY WONDERING WHEN- >>OH!>>SWEET BUTTER CRUMPETS! HE GOT STERLING RIGHT IN THE FACE!>>THAT MAN’S NOSE MUST BE ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATED! HE’S GOING TO LOOK LIKE A WITCH THAT FLEW HER BROOM INTO HER NOSE AND THEN CRASHED INTO A HAMMER!>>I HARDLY EVEN CARE ABOUT THIS ATTEMPT. LET’S GO BACK TO>>SCOTT STERLING!>>THE MAN,>>THE MYTH,>>THE LEGEND!>>THREE PERFECT BLOCKS BY STERLING AND HIS CATLIKE FACE REFLEXES.>>ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE, THOUGH I MUST SAY STIRLING DOES NOT LOOK WELL AT ALL.>>WELL YOU KNOW FOOTBALL PLAYERS LIKE TO HAVE A BIT OF DRAMA, DON’T THEY.>>THEY’RE GOING TO TAKE HIM OUT, NO WAIT, THEY’VE BROUGHT HIM A CHAIR.>>OH, A BOLD MOVE BY THE MANAGER. BAIN SETS UP FOR THE FOURTH ATTEMPT.>>AND THIS, FRANKLY, IS A GIMME. HE LITERALLY JUST HAS TO KICK IT ANYWHERE
EXCEPT WHERE STERLING IS SITTING.>>THERE IS NO POSSIBLE WAY THAT NORTH CAROLINA CAN MESS UP THIS SHOT.>>OH!>>150 KILOMETERS PER HOUR!>>THIS MAN CAN DO NO WRONG!>>LOOK AT HIM BEG FOR MERCY WHEN IT’S MERCY THAT SHOULD BE BEGGING FOR HIM!>>HE HAS LOOKED DEATH IN THE EYE AND SAID TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT, TO WHICH DEATH REPLIES BY PUNCHING HIM IN THE FACE OVER AND OVER
AND OVER AGAIN.>>IF YALE MAKES THIS FINAL SHOT, IT’S ALL OVER, BUT NO! HE MISSES WHICH MEANS WE’RE GOING TO SCOTT STERLING!>>HIS FACE IS LIKE A BRICK WALL.>>A BRICK WALL THAT CAN FEEL PAIN AND CRIES A LOT.>>BUT, WHERE STERLING?>>HE SEEMS TO BE CRAWLING AWAY FROM THE GOAL. WHAT IS HE DOING?>>HE’S THROWING AWAY THE MATCH!>>OW!>>STIRLING HAS DONE THE IMPOSSIBLE!>>I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! LOOK AT THAT! HE PLAYED IT JUST RIGHT! WHAT INCREDIBLE INSTINCTS TO CRAWL AWAY FROM THE GOAL LIKE THAT.>>AND HIS TEAMMATES RUSH THE FIELD. HAPPY AS A LARK AS THEY SLIDE IN.>>A BERNINI SCULPTURE OF A FINISH.>>AS HIS TEAMMATES CARRY HIM OFF ON THE STRETCHER OF GLORY WE THANK YOU FOR SHARING THIS ABSOLUTELY HEART STOPPING FINISH.>>SCOTT STIRLING AND HIS FACE OF STEEL HAVE WON IT ALL. I BET TIM HOWARD COULD HAVE SAVED THAT ONE DON’T FORGET TO SUBSCRIBE AND SEND THIS TO ALL YOUR FAVORITE SOCCER PLAYERS ON TWITTER AND ALSO, REMEMBER TO POST THIS ON INSTAGRAM PICTURES.

31 Comments

  • Reply Forrest Krager October 18, 2019 at 1:02 am

    1:51 no I am good man…
    1:57 Neverminde I go to sleep now

  • Reply joel gilbert October 18, 2019 at 1:54 am

    is this fake ?

  • Reply BIGPENIS BIGCAPS October 18, 2019 at 3:15 am

    WHEN DID CM PUNK🤼‍♂️ EVER BECOME A GOALIE? ⚽️🤷‍♂️

  • Reply Alexander Arutiunian October 18, 2019 at 4:49 am

    Love the commentators!

  • Reply rosa canonicato October 18, 2019 at 9:08 pm

    No one:

    Literally no one:

    Sterling: saves balls with his face

  • Reply Seb Lap October 19, 2019 at 1:10 am

    Anyone here after the Weber-Ek incident?

  • Reply AJ Kate October 19, 2019 at 3:21 am

    "Like a mustached lion dragging a gazelle through the serengeti"

    DEAD

    Edit: He looks like a witch flew a broom into her nose and then crashed into a hammer"

    DOUBLE DEAD

  • Reply Ilyaas Adams October 19, 2019 at 9:32 am

    OMG

  • Reply Kenny LC October 19, 2019 at 4:48 pm

    Scott Sterling is begging for mercy when mercy should be begging for him 😂🤣😂🤣

  • Reply Lay Potvin October 19, 2019 at 7:05 pm

    “Bouncing like an infant girl”

    WHY DID THAT KILL ME

  • Reply redfire prime October 19, 2019 at 7:59 pm

    69 mil views btw

  • Reply ps4 kid 000 October 19, 2019 at 9:30 pm

    look who we hsve to re place scott sterling scott sterling is back!

  • Reply Vic Woomy October 19, 2019 at 11:32 pm

    This was legit on my science test about force

  • Reply Byoself _ October 20, 2019 at 5:15 am

    Scott Sterlin's ancestors were bullies to isaac newton, so isaac newton created gravity to bully the bullies.

  • Reply Lucia Constantino October 20, 2019 at 5:18 am

    When the coach told him to get your head in the game Sterling took too serious

  • Reply Intelerit October 20, 2019 at 6:03 am

    just hoping he responds to this

    how doe sit feel to get that many times at the face in such a high speed with a ball.

  • Reply Peter James Villegas October 20, 2019 at 6:13 am

    They should be the next commentators for the next season.

  • Reply Putu Angga October 20, 2019 at 10:09 am

    Please tell me its not fake right ? PLEASE…

  • Reply rajpal singh October 20, 2019 at 2:01 pm

    Make video on kabadi

  • Reply Rae October 20, 2019 at 2:41 pm

    What are the chances…
    Of getting your face hit with a football 5 times in a row?

  • Reply Leanna Luchico October 21, 2019 at 12:01 am

    Why are you trying to kill Scott. I bet his face is terrible.And why do you have to bring a man that his been injured and has a bloody face. That not how soccer works.

  • Reply Иван Иванов October 21, 2019 at 4:18 am

    That could not to be true

  • Reply FALLEN •PHANTOM October 21, 2019 at 11:58 am

    It's real ?

  • Reply Love bird Zbela October 21, 2019 at 2:15 pm

    The ball is FAKE and the blood is make up

  • Reply Love bird Zbela October 21, 2019 at 2:16 pm

    Ha ha ha he said right in the snows😆

  • Reply A anja October 21, 2019 at 5:19 pm

    2019??? anyone

  • Reply qinhy October 21, 2019 at 7:00 pm

    Unlucky

  • Reply Lumie Lee October 21, 2019 at 9:29 pm

    NO!!! his face!

  • Reply Patryk Zimny October 21, 2019 at 10:42 pm

    When he fell of the chair I died

  • Reply JP Knotek October 22, 2019 at 1:27 am

    SWEET BUTTER CRUMPETS!

  • Reply Arpan Kr Jha October 22, 2019 at 5:40 am

    I just keep coming back to this sketch, watching the man, the myth, the legend, Scott Sterling never gets old

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