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Trevor Noah Plays ‘Who’d You Rather?’

November 19, 2019


All right, we’re back
with Trevor Noah. And so congratulations,
you were named– People Magazine has a list
of different kinds of sexy and you were sexiest, 34. Yes. Yes. It’s a very specific sexy. [APPLAUSE] A very, very specific
sexy, but I take it. Very specific at an age. I want to look like I was
president for two terms. [LAUGHTER] That’s what I want,
that kind of aging. I see. It’s just gray hair,
that’s all it is. He looks good since he
hasn’t been president. He has. He’s unaged. He’s unaged. Yeah, after he stopped
being president, it’s amazing that the
life comes back to you. It truly, truly is. No, genuinely. I said this when I
met President Obama. Obviously I interviewed
him when he was in office– like right at the end. And then I saw him
a few months later, and I was like, where
were you hiding this? You know, and he’s
just got this thing. He’s like, well,
you know, Trevor, when you’re not fighting
Fox News every day, you know, it comes back. You know, it comes back. And he just had this thing and
his hair has gotten darker. [APPLAUSE] Yeah, no, he’s a happy guy now. And Michelle’s happy too. I think they’re both happy. Yeah, they’re
living a great life. OK, so you’re single. Yes, I am. You’re single. [CHEERING] So we’re going to play a game. It’s called Who
Would You Rather. We’re going to show
you some people and we’re going to end up with
the person that’s best for you. OK. OK? You have to be honest here. I will be completely honest. Give us your thoughts. OK, let’s see the first two. Oh, Rihanna, are you kidding me? We have the exact same birthday. And what is that? February 20th. February 20th. Yeah, so then I would
never forget her birthday. That’s an easy relationship. Yeah. Does that mean you’re Aquarius? Or you’re? Pisces. Pisces, OK. Rihanna, Tiffany. Rihanna, Tiffany Haddish. This is hard. I would switch to
Tiffany Haddish now. Really? Yeah, you know why? Because like Rihanna, after a
while I get bored of the fact that everyone’s like, it’s
Rihanna, it’s Rihanna, who’s that? Like you know, I want that
relationship to be more equal. That’s right. Like Rihanna, I would
be a fan of hers as well in the relationship, which in
not a healthy relationship. No, it has to be balanced. I’m just going to
wake up every morning to be like, oh my
God, it’s Rihanna. She’s like, we’ve been
dating for three years. Yeah, but still. So yeah, Tiffany Haddish. All right. She’s fun, she’s
funny, she’s beautiful. I go with her. Now we’ve got a
Kardashian for you. Oh. OK, dirty secret, I would
have always loved to date a Kardashian just
for like a week. That’s how long they last. That’s actually the average. Just to be in that world. I want to be on the show. I want to be in the game. I want to be a Kardashian
just for a little bit. You know what? So I’ll switch to Khloé. I’ll go Khloé Kardashian. OK, good. I’m friendly with them. If you would like
to be on the show, or would like to hang out
with them, I can arrange that. You’re going to hook me
up with a Kardashian? If you’d like that. Wow. I bet they would be thrilled. I mean, look at you. You’re just doing this
right now, matchmaking? Yes. Yeah, this is not a game. Oh, this is an actual thing. They’re lined up
backstage, all of them. [LAUGHTER] Can you imagine if one
of them walked out? OK, Khloé Kardashian,
Jennifer Aniston. I’m going to stick
with Khloé Kardashian. Jennifer Aniston, yeah, no,
I’m going to stick with Khloé. I’m still into the action. I’m in the action. Good, all right, I’m going
to work this out for you. Right. All right. Oh, now I jump, Nicki Minaj. [LAUGHTER] Yeah, no, Nicki Minaj. But– No, because like Khloé
could be too much drama, but it’s not controlled drama. With Nicki, we can rap together. We can do the whole thing. OK. Yeah, and if she
wants me, that means that her buns want some from
my Anaconda, so we’re rolling. [APPLAUSE] I’m with Nicki. Didn’t think we’d be
talking about your Anaconda, but all right, let’s
see Nicki and– Ariana Grande. No, because then
I’ll be in a song. No, not in a bad way. I just– I don’t– You don’t want to be in a song? Yeah, I don’t want to be
like in the thank you, next. And then it’s going to be like– Nicki Minaj! Nicki is the winner. I get Nicki Minaj? You get her. [APPLAUSE] Nicki, come on out. All right, Nicki is
putting on that outfit and she’ll be waiting
in your dressing room. Thank you, Ellen. You’re welcome. Thank you. You’re welcome. If you change your
mind about hanging out with the Kardashians, I
can hook that up for you. I think you’re being serious. Yeah, I am being serious. Oh wow. Yeah, name which one
and what you want to do. [LAUGHTER] So I can call Kris and ask her. OK. All right? OK, I’ll write out a
wish list, I guess. Yeah, it has to go through Kris,
but I think I can handle it. OK. All right. You’re being very serious. Yeah. And I don’t know
what to do with this. I know. I know. Let me know. I’ll let you know. All right, On Second Thought,
the Trevor Noah podcast launches the week of
April 23 on Luminary. We’ll be right back. Trevor Noah.

100 Comments

  • Reply Eric nnamdi October 24, 2019 at 6:17 am

    Anaconda,, that plantain size 😂

  • Reply WYRE October 24, 2019 at 6:34 am

    3:29 my man 😎

  • Reply Heather Overstreet October 24, 2019 at 11:35 am

    PICES SQUADDDS

  • Reply Mike Bastoni October 24, 2019 at 3:19 pm

    When we had a real president in office

  • Reply MALAKK October 24, 2019 at 4:47 pm

    I love her outfitttt

  • Reply Jennzz 1of5 October 24, 2019 at 7:19 pm

    He is so cute💜💜💜

  • Reply Muñeca October 24, 2019 at 9:36 pm

    Cutest would you rather!!!😭😭😭😭 he was so respectful of each women and didn’t even pin them against each other. He actually knew things about them too. 💯💯

  • Reply Moon Rise October 24, 2019 at 9:55 pm

    Ellen mentions the Kardashians are lined up back stage trevor laughs…
    She mentions Nicki backstage he ready😭

  • Reply Plaisir09 October 24, 2019 at 11:21 pm

    They should have put Amanda Seales on there

  • Reply Vivek Gadekar October 25, 2019 at 3:11 am

    2:18
    "that's how long they last"
    Rekt

  • Reply 000Ampa000 October 25, 2019 at 10:29 am

    The video start at 1:20 you r welcome

  • Reply Pierre Albert Noémie October 25, 2019 at 1:32 pm

    Such a sophistiqué man his IQ is more than 200.

  • Reply Horatio Nelson October 25, 2019 at 7:23 pm

    Khloé Kardashian is hottest for me.

  • Reply Rosita Brizuela October 26, 2019 at 4:22 am

    Can we talk about that cute pink suite on Ellen? She looks so pretty with this

  • Reply mercedes corral October 26, 2019 at 6:08 am

    So I can call kris and ask her 😂😂

  • Reply Time 2hitthegym October 26, 2019 at 6:25 am

    So cute!!!!

  • Reply Derrick Oleke October 26, 2019 at 9:51 am

    Cars

  • Reply Karma Sangye October 26, 2019 at 10:44 am

    Love your show ellen

  • Reply Prashant Yonzan October 26, 2019 at 2:55 pm

    🤣🤣

  • Reply just looking and observing people actions October 26, 2019 at 5:32 pm

    He is a Aquarius Jan 21to Feb 20

  • Reply SUNBELYN October 26, 2019 at 7:21 pm

    Love Noah and Andrew Yang… Best people…

  • Reply Donald Trump October 27, 2019 at 6:04 am

    Youtube recommended this to me for 4 days, just had to watched it.

  • Reply Susan Mehri October 27, 2019 at 11:59 am

    that’s how long they last 😂😂😂😂

  • Reply Manga KY October 27, 2019 at 8:54 pm

    He copies his jokes from Russel Peters!

  • Reply Sharyn Cas October 27, 2019 at 9:15 pm

    Yuck Trevor !

  • Reply Lewis Carter October 28, 2019 at 2:05 am

    I didn’t think they did this with guys. Huh.

  • Reply Lisa Lacatus October 28, 2019 at 4:56 am

    “That’s how long they last, that’s the average” Ellen killed it 😂😂😂😂😂

  • Reply Christian Kish October 28, 2019 at 10:47 pm

    I would choose Rihanna anyway 😍

  • Reply 黃婷禎 October 29, 2019 at 2:36 pm

    What a cool conversation🤣

  • Reply Lazy Bell October 29, 2019 at 6:00 pm

    His accent is so cute when he's not thinking about it

  • Reply Blaki Br October 30, 2019 at 12:45 am

    This list is so wrong, man Will smith son is on it!

  • Reply ahmed alsadam October 30, 2019 at 4:11 am

    Keeping it 💯 😂👌🏻

  • Reply Mário Lopes October 30, 2019 at 5:00 am

    That anaconda comment….LOL

  • Reply Nthabiii M October 30, 2019 at 11:47 am

    The ‘yeah no’ shows how South Africa he is 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Reply Marina Stojanović October 30, 2019 at 11:57 am

    Now I jump hahaahahahaha

  • Reply Jenny McK October 30, 2019 at 2:19 pm

    My son’s birthday is February 20th as well. Great day to be born. 😻

  • Reply Anumta Haider October 30, 2019 at 4:56 pm

    Bro he's smooth as heck XD

  • Reply Cassie Moriel October 31, 2019 at 5:47 am

    I want to see TREVOR on KUWTK!!!!! 😍

  • Reply Hankz Tesine October 31, 2019 at 1:10 pm

    Ellen " Didnt think we will be talking about your Andaconda" .. Haha LOL Made my night

  • Reply Holy Water October 31, 2019 at 4:15 pm

    THIS GUY IS HILARIOUS

  • Reply fareeya Arslan November 1, 2019 at 2:04 am

    This guy talks to much

  • Reply Paris London November 1, 2019 at 2:57 am

    “Come on out !” 😂

  • Reply :-PÏÑK GØLD{-: November 1, 2019 at 5:04 am

    😂😂😂

  • Reply PillsBury Doughboy November 1, 2019 at 5:22 pm

    This is so funny

  • Reply Bairen Siwang November 1, 2019 at 6:36 pm

    My mum's birthday is Feb 20!

  • Reply najam md November 3, 2019 at 2:25 am

    Ellen making fun of kardiashins in a funny way😂😂

  • Reply Hearth November 3, 2019 at 1:16 pm

    RIP TREVOR

  • Reply Rick James November 3, 2019 at 10:14 pm

    You should have had him pick from Brad Pitt & Tom Cruise.

  • Reply Gigi Dawide November 4, 2019 at 12:16 am

    People really think he’s handsome lol

  • Reply ALIYEM BLESSING November 4, 2019 at 9:36 am

    Ohh now I jump Nicki Minaj 😊😂😂

  • Reply kelvin valdez November 4, 2019 at 2:33 pm

    So be with a kartrasian and get turned into a crackhead??? Few days is all it takes

  • Reply Kyle Summers November 4, 2019 at 4:00 pm

    I would honestly take that deal
    Just to hang with the kardashians for the day. They seem fun for a day

  • Reply RayfieldA November 5, 2019 at 4:51 am

    "Nicki is putting on that outfit and she'll be waiting in your dressing room." Ugh, if only I could hear words like that from a celebrity like Ellen! 😩

  • Reply tbrogoit02 November 5, 2019 at 3:47 pm

    I don't think that's what he is looking for tbh. More the big, strong silent types

  • Reply Warehouse TheWoodman November 5, 2019 at 8:50 pm

    Oh, now I jump! Gimme that Sticky, icky Nicky Minaj…..

  • Reply Kingh November 5, 2019 at 11:28 pm

    prolly the best who’d you rather

  • Reply Ryan Ferguson November 6, 2019 at 6:58 am

    Jennifer Aniston and Ariana would be my top 2

  • Reply The PHY_200mSn1pe November 6, 2019 at 8:18 pm

    Chevarr

  • Reply Kim Bukes November 6, 2019 at 9:00 pm

    He is so amazing and talented. 🇿🇦😘🤗

  • Reply Jackson Beal November 7, 2019 at 12:51 am

    That Obama impression was awesome!

    Also Trevor’s laugh kills me 😂😂

  • Reply Muni Ghebregziabhier November 7, 2019 at 3:33 pm

    Travor Travor …. u r so funny…. u blew off the Kardashains…. and also u r Pices … well me tooo

  • Reply Nicole Jennings November 7, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    He put some thought into his answers on the spot lol

  • Reply Ciara Bellasalma November 7, 2019 at 6:22 pm

    Name which one and what you want to do🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Reply PøtatøChris November 7, 2019 at 11:02 pm

    TheEllenShow is just a legend

  • Reply Brenda Dunstone November 8, 2019 at 11:25 am

    I'm like Trevor!!! South African!!!

  • Reply Ben Bell November 9, 2019 at 3:29 am

    I never thought they would have a guy play this game.

  • Reply king time November 9, 2019 at 6:44 am

    Ellen breathe
    Audience: ah ahahaahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhabahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahabjahanananahbababanannababababbabababababa

  • Reply Lion Queen November 9, 2019 at 11:45 am

    It should have been longer than that cos I love both of you (comedians)

  • Reply Leslie Elaine November 9, 2019 at 4:23 pm

    That's a whole screen full of sexy!

  • Reply Gray Franklin November 9, 2019 at 10:46 pm

    Can’t stand these two 😒

  • Reply talaiya November 9, 2019 at 11:31 pm

    34 I was thinking early 20s

  • Reply V8mo50 November 10, 2019 at 4:18 am

    Ellen is super funny…. she is very good at being her👍

  • Reply ThUnD3r _ November 10, 2019 at 8:35 am

    My birthday is on 20th February too

  • Reply Nur Ba November 10, 2019 at 3:26 pm

    Nicki 💪🏻

  • Reply alex November 10, 2019 at 10:38 pm

    Trevor: (says anything)
    Ellen: 😀 lol

    Us: same, Ellen, same.

  • Reply Esther Osano November 11, 2019 at 2:07 am

    Ok hook me up too am single Ellen…2019

  • Reply America Salu November 11, 2019 at 7:37 am

    The SA accent jumped right out at Nicki😂😂

  • Reply Nancy Foroughi November 11, 2019 at 11:33 pm

    I love this [email protected]

  • Reply Magapqi Edowai November 12, 2019 at 4:26 am

    M

  • Reply 很多看见了自以为天使的恶魔 November 12, 2019 at 7:32 am

    He is absolutely intelligent.

  • Reply Ek in November 12, 2019 at 1:33 pm

    I thought he was the chocolate rain dude

  • Reply ochen jonah November 12, 2019 at 2:14 pm

    Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahha can I get some subscribers pliz

  • Reply seljon ranki November 13, 2019 at 2:20 am

    Trevor fan forever…

  • Reply panchumarth November 13, 2019 at 4:51 pm

    What is anaconda and what is bun mean ?

  • Reply LoV 91zA1 November 14, 2019 at 2:09 am

    😂😂

  • Reply Judane Parbhoo November 14, 2019 at 4:54 am

    Awesome video. Fun game. Love Trevor Noah and TheEllenShow.

  • Reply Kissmayoo Mohamed November 14, 2019 at 9:58 am

    🔥

  • Reply october 666 November 14, 2019 at 8:25 pm

    What brand jacket is he wearing

  • Reply Brandao Gomes November 15, 2019 at 11:26 am

    Hey, Ellen is waring a PINK suit!!!!
    wooooooooooow

  • Reply abed haj yihia November 15, 2019 at 9:42 pm

    I am also on 20th feb…hehe

  • Reply Yuma N November 16, 2019 at 11:22 am

    I think he's bisexual or asexual. He kind of dodges questions of dating status in many interviews.

  • Reply Samuel Clemons November 16, 2019 at 1:01 pm

    The end of the world is upon us !!!

  • Reply bruh November 16, 2019 at 5:04 pm

    We have the same birthday 😂😂😂

  • Reply Jeffery Nwidobie November 16, 2019 at 7:32 pm

    Oh now I jump

  • Reply Ashley M November 17, 2019 at 12:07 am

    😂😂😂😂

  • Reply Ashley M November 17, 2019 at 12:08 am

    Ellen the match maker

  • Reply Crystal Bailey November 17, 2019 at 5:09 am

    I would of kept saying Rihanna if I was playing lol

  • Reply Sharonda Denise November 17, 2019 at 12:25 pm

    I love him

  • Reply TheBeautifulGame November 17, 2019 at 4:06 pm

    Noah is sexy in words too

  • Reply Hel bana November 18, 2019 at 4:56 pm

    Pisces

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