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Types Of People During Diwali | Ashish Chanchlani

November 5, 2019


Oh, Simran! The veneration has already begun.
Where are you? Yes, dad.
I’ll be there in two minutes. Everyone has left to
fire the firecrackers. Yes, dad.
I’ll be there in just two minutes. Just two minutes. Simran, my child. Yes, dad.
I’ll be there in a minute. Happy Diwali! ‘Happy New Year!’ Simran, my child. Happy 2018! Oh, God!
I forgot to apply mascara. I’ll be back in a minute.
– Hey! She has left. She will be back by Holi. Happy New Year, children!
– ‘Happy New Year!’ Ashu,
why did you take the plates? I had kept them
aside for Diwali. Ashu! Don’t sleep on the bed.
I’ve just set the bed for Diwali. Ashu! Don’t you get it? I have just cleaned
the place for Diwali. Do not sit on that couch. Ashu! Do not sleep on the floor.
– Why are you acting crazy? You are restricting
me over everything. What should I do? Should I die? Fine. Go out and die.
But avoid this space. I have cleaned the
floor for Diwali. Do you have any idea about the
harmful effects of firecrackers? It creates garbage.
Global warming. Acid rain, female foeticide… …2G scam, Vyapam scam… …demonetization. All because of firecrackers. Firecrackers have caused
so much pollution… So much pollution that
it’s hard to explain. We also find it
difficult to breathe. By the way,
did you bring the cigarettes? People find it so
difficult to breathe. Why? Because of such people. Why am I missing one slipper? Because they use firecrackers. Poor animals die. They suffocate and
nobody provides… …them with the
medication for asthma. Ashish, what will you eat? Chicken biryani.
I want four leg pieces, okay? These misers!
– I don’t touch firecrackers. I don’t touch the ones who
touch the firecrackers. My wife has been using
firecrackers since two years now. I have not touched
her since two years. Since how many years? Two years. But your son had
born just last month. Sir, please give me
Diwali allowance. Sir, please give me
Diwali allowance. Sir, please give me
Diwali allowance. Please give me allowance
for Diwali, sir. Ashish!
– Rohit! How are you my friend? Forget our friendship,
give me allowance for Diwali. This is your medical bill. It includes GST
and allowance for Diwali. Ashu!
– Yes, dad? Give allowance for Diwali.
– Dad, you too? It is Diwali for me too. Give money. – Why do you want
allowance, you are my friend. Don’t your friends
celebrate Diwali? Don’t doctors celebrate Diwali? Who are you?
– I worked here ten years ago. Last year I filled air
in your vehicle. – So? Your dad used to give. So, you have to give allowance,
we celebrate Diwali too. You give it to me too. Hey, bro! Listen! Dude!
– Yes? Give allowance for Diwali, dude. You own Mercedes. You are so rich, why
do you want Diwali allowance? Don’t rich people celebrate Diwali? Hey! Come here. Yes, you! Come here. Please give
allowance for Diwali. Please give allowance for Diwali.
– Me? Who are you? I have no money,
– I don’t have it too. Let me go.
– Please give. Give! Wow! Oh… I will light a
bigger firecracker. Are you crazy? Look at it.
– It is burning. I will be fine. What happened? Nothing happened.
Look at my hand… I will light a much bigger
firecracker than this. Are you crazy? Why did you keep it in you
mouth you fool! – Don’t do this. Stop it! I have a bigger
firecracker than this. Hold on. Hey!
– He is crazy! Look at it. It will blow up. All of you will get scared.
Look at this. Here! Hello, everyone. All my fans… …followers, subscribers… …and whoever
watched this video… …wish you a very happy Diwali. Happy Diwali to your family to.
And yes… …please do not forget to
subscribe Ashish Chanchlani Vines. And do not forget to
watch other videos. Celebrate Diwali,
have fun, and have sweets. Happy Diwali to all.

100 Comments

  • Reply ashish chanchlani vines October 18, 2017 at 1:51 pm

    "Global warming, acid rain, female foeticide,2G scam, vyapam scam, DEMONETISATION
    SAB PHATAKE JALANE KI WAJAH SE HUA HAI"

  • Reply prateek tiwari October 30, 2019 at 5:07 pm

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ooffoo bhai…aisa bm phoda ki..ud hi liye

  • Reply Rai Chakraborty October 30, 2019 at 5:26 pm

    Mast hai๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  • Reply HR. BD October 30, 2019 at 6:35 pm

    Watch a diwali video
    https://youtu.be/xJwvsSKD8Tk

  • Reply Kamal Joshi October 30, 2019 at 9:18 pm

    Sec part laao yar

  • Reply versions of game October 31, 2019 at 6:46 am

    Jo Ashish chanchalani Ko support krta hai…like kro๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘or mere channel Ko subscribe kro….

  • Reply jennie bts October 31, 2019 at 7:21 am

    5:40 best part

  • Reply AK gaming Free fire October 31, 2019 at 8:38 am

    Nice

  • Reply AK gaming Free fire October 31, 2019 at 8:38 am

    Bhai

  • Reply AK gaming Free fire October 31, 2019 at 8:39 am

    I love you

  • Reply SAIMON AHMED October 31, 2019 at 8:52 am

    ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…

  • Reply Nimish Deb Sharma October 31, 2019 at 11:44 am

    Ekk no. Yar

  • Reply Sai Alok October 31, 2019 at 11:48 am

    Hey

  • Reply Prachi gocher October 31, 2019 at 11:50 am

    Khatron ke khiladi wala sabse best ta

  • Reply Ayan Rizvi October 31, 2019 at 12:01 pm

    Diwali ka kharcha do na

  • Reply OM Shirsath October 31, 2019 at 12:59 pm

    ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ

  • Reply Avengers Gaming October 31, 2019 at 1:38 pm

    Happy Diwali

  • Reply 100,000 subcriber without video challenge October 31, 2019 at 1:54 pm

    1:32 used to happen to me every day
    (i.e.-my sister gets all the love and my belongings but I get ,,๐Ÿค›and๐Ÿ‘Ž always) I was even left alone outside the house in winter night still can't forget it.

    But now I am a senior manager of a company and now my parents love me .๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜„

  • Reply Vinay Singh October 31, 2019 at 3:25 pm

    Awsm yaar

  • Reply venkatesh kotte October 31, 2019 at 3:34 pm

    Even every Diwali is like thise do u accept?

  • Reply shariba kauser October 31, 2019 at 5:18 pm

    Muskan bilkul mummy ki shakal ki h

  • Reply Anoop Kumar October 31, 2019 at 6:44 pm

    kya bc nill talented hai ye …

  • Reply Khemchand Purswani October 31, 2019 at 10:06 pm

    Super video and happy Diwali

  • Reply Rahul Sharma November 1, 2019 at 3:15 am

    Ultimate. Died laughing

  • Reply Rahul Sharma November 1, 2019 at 3:15 am

    Ultimate. Died laughing

  • Reply Deepak Sharma November 1, 2019 at 3:27 am

    Khatron k khiladi best part for video

  • Reply Aditi Singh November 1, 2019 at 5:03 am

    ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

  • Reply Dhruv Channa November 1, 2019 at 7:46 am

    Best tha khuch bhi bolo ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  • Reply Tamika Islene November 1, 2019 at 9:42 am

    Very true, also impressed with what i went through at

    https://vedikadai.blogspot.com/

  • Reply Pooja Saini November 1, 2019 at 10:02 am

    ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

  • Reply Express 100 November 1, 2019 at 10:08 am

    Pakistani Sindhi

  • Reply shalinee Jadhav November 1, 2019 at 10:08 am

    Diwali ka karchi

  • Reply AmazingDude November 1, 2019 at 10:19 am

    From 2:50
    Ashish :- Meri biwi 2 saal se phatake udati hai…..esliye maine apni biwi ko 2 saal se hath nahi lagaya
    Akash :- Lekin tuze pichle mahine to beta hua!
    Ashish :- Hath nhi lagaya lekin per to laga sakta na๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply Live Laugh Love November 1, 2019 at 11:59 am

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  • Reply Supriyo Paul November 1, 2019 at 1:24 pm

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  • Reply SK 7 WORLD November 1, 2019 at 1:48 pm

    Sirv 2 min c

  • Reply SK 7 WORLD November 1, 2019 at 1:48 pm

    Diwali cay new year๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply SK 7 WORLD November 1, 2019 at 1:49 pm

    Janwaro ka bola kar chicken ka leg piece

  • Reply Mohammad Mahim November 1, 2019 at 2:24 pm

    Hi

  • Reply Al imran November 1, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    moja ayya bro โค๏ธ

  • Reply Varsha Kamble November 1, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    Those who disliked this video are fools

  • Reply Aania Khan November 1, 2019 at 3:35 pm

    Happy diwali…
    Khatron ke khiladi…
    Is part both parts is amazing but last one is tooo muchh…๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  • Reply Heena Saini November 1, 2019 at 3:36 pm

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply Mazhar Khan November 1, 2019 at 3:53 pm

    Waki me boos manage ๐Ÿ‘Œ

  • Reply yasir ali November 1, 2019 at 4:17 pm

    Sir. Wo last wala ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ seen ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  • Reply Manoj Gawai November 1, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    Ok

  • Reply Best Fun Everyone November 2, 2019 at 3:11 am

    Who is best
    Aasishchanchlani ::::::} Like
    Amit Bhadana ::::::::} Comment

  • Reply Gajendra Singh Sengar November 2, 2019 at 3:46 am

    Best hai bhai video

  • Reply Rajesh Agarwal November 2, 2019 at 4:25 am

    Very big fan sir

  • Reply Bharathi Joshi November 2, 2019 at 6:25 am

    Ashish chanchlani is the best

  • Reply Ravi Kamble November 2, 2019 at 6:43 am

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply Saman Siyal November 2, 2019 at 7:26 am

    5:02 Ashish me rakha hi nhi
    5:03 is bandy ne pehele hi moun ka ishara krdiya

  • Reply Kahkashan Perween November 2, 2019 at 7:38 am

    Luv u Aashish๐Ÿ˜˜

  • Reply Ganpat lal November 2, 2019 at 8:08 am

    ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply Irfan Hassan November 2, 2019 at 8:55 am

    Khatron ki Khiladi wala aacha tha

  • Reply Generation BD November 2, 2019 at 9:04 am

    Ok ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply comedy dance group of the heros November 2, 2019 at 2:51 pm

    Real videos very best ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

  • Reply chandravadan parmar November 2, 2019 at 5:56 pm

    Bhai meri 1.7 saal ki chhoti bachchi b ye video k last vale phatake ka scene dekhke bahot jorose hasti hai..

  • Reply Angelina D Mondal November 2, 2019 at 6:03 pm

    Love you and your videos Ashish.
    Other characters also did a very good job.
    Keep uploading these beautiful videos. ๐Ÿฅฐ

  • Reply aninda sikder November 2, 2019 at 7:01 pm

    6.14 vohat maje tha

  • Reply Rashmi Simar November 2, 2019 at 7:10 pm

    Hahaha oh god u r really amazing aashish ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œawesome videos posted ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply Himesh Abhinav November 2, 2019 at 7:59 pm

    ending is lit ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply samanvay jain November 2, 2019 at 11:38 pm

    Enjoyed the whole video, but it could be more better if you can encourage people to avoid crackers or use less crackers on #Diwali instead of making fun of those who're spreading awareness to the people. By the way just for your reference, sharing a data with you on #Diwali night the per hour #AQI was 1500-2500. The idle #AQI should be less than 50. So you can imagine, how much disasters it is for us? I do understand #Diwali is a big festival for us & we want to enjoy as much as we can, but if our enjoyment impacting so badly to our environment that we can't even breath properly, so i think we should take it seriously & in a sensible way. Written such a long comment to you is just because you've a large fan followings, i'm also one of them, so I can expect your support in this instead of making fun of such a serious issue.

  • Reply Shadow King November 3, 2019 at 5:53 am

    Hahahhahahahaha hahahahah๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply Rajen kumar gupta Rajen kamar November 3, 2019 at 5:58 am

    It is too funny

  • Reply Fun with toys November 3, 2019 at 7:45 am

    The last part though ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  • Reply Khilendra Sinha November 3, 2019 at 8:31 am

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

  • Reply Vivek Singh November 3, 2019 at 8:42 am

    Bhai kamal kr diya khatron ke Khiladi me

  • Reply Drakshine Ip November 3, 2019 at 11:37 am

    Hi

  • Reply Drakshine Ip November 3, 2019 at 11:39 am

    Vashishtha video banaaiye bacchon wala hai bahut comedy lag raha hai to mujhe Hansi bahut

  • Reply Drakshine Ip November 3, 2019 at 11:40 am

    Ashish I love u video Jabardasth video banaaiye

  • Reply Secret Group November 3, 2019 at 11:46 am

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply Debraj Barui November 3, 2019 at 12:25 pm

    Nice videooooooooooo

  • Reply Shyam Surywanshi November 3, 2019 at 1:01 pm

    Mst bhai

  • Reply Bhawesh joshi November 3, 2019 at 6:37 pm

    Bro

  • Reply Sonu Kumarstt0 November 4, 2019 at 2:49 am

    Nice video bhai

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    Bhai please please please mere channel ko subscribe karo aur comment me aak editing app nam daloo please

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  • Reply Sanjana Gupta November 4, 2019 at 6:41 am

    Pagal pantie

  • Reply Anand Thakor November 4, 2019 at 7:55 am

    So cute Jadu

  • Reply Shivani Tapase November 4, 2019 at 8:28 am

    1.32 lots of overacting

  • Reply Star 5 November 4, 2019 at 10:44 am

    One is bom se darne wala

  • Reply Spoofy Potato November 4, 2019 at 11:33 am

    5:39 was awesome !!

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    ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  • Reply i am awsm November 4, 2019 at 2:58 pm

    watch ma dude https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ry3VYC77OeY

  • Reply vikas ingle November 4, 2019 at 3:18 pm

    Last wala photo khatrnak tha bhai

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    Hai

  • Reply เคฆเคฟเคจเฅ‡เคถ เคฎเคพเค‚เค—เฅ€เคฒเคพเคฒ,เคœเฅ€,เค–เคŸเฅ€เค• November 4, 2019 at 3:51 pm

    Mis you

  • Reply Roghith November 5, 2019 at 2:55 am

    Copy cays from nakalites tami

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    Fake account wale gye toh who's watching in…. wale aa gye

  • Reply Vandana Sharma November 5, 2019 at 9:20 am

    Very funny and so interesting

  • Reply Sarita Rajput November 5, 2019 at 11:07 am

    Who's watching this video in 2019
    Like๐Ÿ‘‡

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  • Reply Science Deep November 5, 2019 at 12:10 pm

    Love it yaar

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    Iโ€™m biggest fan of you and I am jossheth and I will see all your videos

  • Reply Aashish Remant November 5, 2019 at 1:22 pm

    comdy vidio

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    Sandeep Maheswari fans

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    Kon kon bande and bandiya comments read kr rahe h ,

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  • Reply Bhaskar Dolui November 5, 2019 at 5:26 pm

    Very good and good job๐ŸŒ‹

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